Silly Bans

[i_like_black]

I ban you because the last time I hugged somebody was Christmas :/

You're banned because I'm a Twinky.

~ Christabel

[Amorphous.]

I BAN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Because "!!!!!" is an actual word . Meaning, Happy Birthday Beautiful . Like I haven't already said that about a bajillion times this morning . I feel so bad that I'm a day late saying this . HOWEVER, I shall say it a bajillion times in one morning to make up for it .

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[i_like_black]

I ban you because TH is finally back up after a day of being off-line!

[Storyteller.]

I ban you because you don't appear to have a signature. What's up with that?

[i_like_black]

I ban you because I *had* a signature, but then one of the green mods (they used to be supermods, I forget what they're called now) removed it because it was offensive . . . and I don't want to put in a new one until I've come up with something AMAZING.

[Storyteller.]

I ban you because the term you're looking for is 'Project Advisor'.

[i_like_black]

I ban you for knowing more terminology than I do

[Storyteller.]

I ban you because since I've been here longer than you have, it makes sense for me to know more than you.

[Thereishope]

I ban you cause you've been here longer then me. :P

@Hamed: No silly, you were on the correct day. Actually, you said it a bajillion times a day early. Thanks so much, handsome. Yep, I said handsome.

Michael, you're banned because your name is actually Micheal.

~ Christabel

[Storyteller.]

I ban you for having your name in your signature.

I ban you for having an awesome avatar.

~ Christabel

[Storyteller.]

I ban you for the same reason.

[Amorphous.]

I ban you because I forgot to write those threads from the other day . THEY ARE COMING, I PROMISE!!!!!!!!!!! . Hehe Christabel, thanks LOL .

I ban you for being awesome. Lol np.

~ Christabel

[i_like_black]

I ban you for not being Chess.

On a related note, Chess I've been around since 2006 . . . but the names of a lot of staff have changed since then, and there's more positions now

[Storyteller.]

I ban you for bursting my bubble. Way to go, Jess, way to go.

[i_like_black]

I ban you because sorry 'bout your bubble. Would you like it re-inflated somehow? (How about, you can deal with the responsibility of being staff . . . and I . . . well yeah.)

[Amorphous.]

I ban you because I am amazed, appalled and pissed off at the amount of pathetic, fake videos on Youtube. Bully gets owned, skater smashes a kid's laptop for getting in his way, eagle snatches a baby!!!!!!!!!!!! OK, so maybe the latter is epically awesome for a fake video but really............... be real . FURTHERMORE, I am amazed, appalled and pissed off at the amount of tennis players have HIT THE NET, I think that's the most common way to concede points lately.

I mean you've been playing for years, I think that maybe, just a hunch, you know already............ the net isn't the target .

I ban you because I decided to change my avatar to purple again since it fit my avatar better and now it just looks weird and creepy because it's TOO purple.

~ Christabel

[Amorphous.]

I ban you because there's no such thing as TOO purple . I love it .

I ban you for being true about never too much purple.

~ Christabel

[Validity]

I ban you to because you guys are so damn cute!

Love you both

I also ban you coz my baby sister comes home tomorrow! WOOHOO!

Jay.

[Amorphous.]

YAY ABOUT YOUR SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! Congratulations awesome person . We love you too . I ban you because I love how I have an injury AFTER I leave the gym .

[i_like_black]

I ban you because after today (assuming my probation officer doesn't ask any awkward questions) I'll be going to fortnightly reporting! Woooo!

I've been on weekly reporting for six months, that's ages. Also, my flatmate is moving today.

[Amorphous.]

I ban you because that's one step closer to never seeing your probation officer ever again . UNLESS, you LIKE your probation officer......... . I also met my first ever Youtube troll. I wanted to blow up at the idiot but he didn't get it! And this was something really serious he said but he didn't want to hear it and insisted that the vast majority of Youtube (the people who are against what he said) are "bullshit faggots"................. keep thinking.

[Storyteller.]

I ban you for your inexperience with YouTube trolls. They're everywhere, man. I argue with them sometimes when I get bored.

[Amorphous.]

I ban you because yeah.............. its a part of Youtube I guess. I also ban you because I love your location........... home. Clever . Haha LOL.

[i_like_black]

I ban you because my property manager is frustrating me (wants me to move to smaller place), BUT I have a job interview tomorrow!

[Amorphous.]

I ban you because a 47 degree day turned into a thunderstorm before you know it.

[Validity]

I ban you because seriously how hot was it today?! And you are so lucky to have a thunderstorm! We get squat! Seriously, I need some damn rain right now so I can go jogging!

And what the hell is this?! Every time I get on, the silly bans thread is at the top

Jay.

[Amorphous.]

Haha YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thunderstorm . Haha all it means is that this thread is the most recent post and considering I just posted three minutes ago, I won't be surprised . I ban you because I'm writing another book.

[Validity]

Yay! Awesome mate My 47th book is only 11 pages in lol. Rewrite. It's the first of a series <3

I ban you because I'm tired.

Jay.

[Amorphous.]

I ban you because I am not getting any sleep tonight . Another suicide emergency.

[Validity]

I ban you because, what? Want to PM me to talk about it?

I also ban you because I went one night without any sleep and liked watching the sunrise!

Jay.

[i_like_black]

I ban you because I have loud neighbours

[Validity]

I ban you because Tahlia doesn't make much noise yay.

Jay.

[Amorphous.]

I ban you because my eyes are getting heavier..................... heavy metal time .

[Validity]

Lol. I wish that was the same for me, but I'm wide awake, just chilling in bed writing novel. I get a great creative streak at midnight.

I ban you coz I can't see stars

Jay.