Silly Bans

I ban you because I want to.

[Amorphous.]

I ban you because you double posted . Also because I was listening to Beyonce and I was playing it quiet, I was in my room, because I didn't want anyone to hear ma' Diva music taste , but then I realised "who the fuck cares" and I blasted that Beyonce .

[i_like_black]

I ban you because I wonder how your parents feel about your taste in music

[Amorphous.]

Haha I ban you because they don't know Beyonce and I'm home alone .

[i_like_black]

I ban you because I feel a lot better today than I did yesterday.

[Amorphous.]

Naww, good to hear , you deserve it . I ban you because I had such a bad driving day today, I forgot how to turn the car on . To my defense, I just woke up .

[i_like_black]

I ban you because lolwut?

Things to check if the car won't start: Is it in Park (auto) or Neutral (manual)?
Do I need to wriggle the steering wheel? (Sometimes they lock.)
Is my foot on the brake so I don't randomly go careening down a hill because I left my handbrake off?
Did I leave my lights on and drain the battery?

But usually the first two are the ones to look out for

[Amorphous.]

Yeah, I changed the gear first without turning the key and I was like, why won't this thing move! . And then the second time, I had it in drive and it wouldn't turn on , so yeah, note to self, never drive tired .

[¯|_(ツ)_|¯]

I ban you because driving tired is bad!

[i_like_black]

I ban you for forgetting to ban me. Silly Hamed

[Amorphous.]

Haha I knew that . I ban you because talking to someone makes everything better .

[i_like_black]

I ban you because you know, you're right there.

[Amorphous.]

I ban you because I am about to make a BIG announcement soon . Haha what did you mean by your ban? .

[i_like_black]

I ban you because I meant you were right about talking to people helping. I'm curious about your announcement now

[Lamia]

I ban you for not hugging a narwhal today.

[i_like_black]

I ban you because I haven't been lovingly mauled by a raptor in a while.

I ban you because I want cake but my mommy told me I couldn't have any.

[i_like_black]

I ban you because I actually went to the butcher and the fruit and vege shop today.

I didn't buy any junk food this week. I'm proud

[Watchtower]

I ban you because I don't know you... yet.

[i_like_black]

I ban you because welcome to the silly bans thread

And if you want to get to know me I'm cool with that. I like people usually!

[Delicious Chaos]

I ban you because I have a meeting to go to in an hour and I am finding an excuse not to go. (I'm not in the mood to listening and talking)

I also ban you because I baked a cake last night for my cousin

[i_like_black]

I ban you for baking a cake.

[Delicious Chaos]

I ban you because it was a stress releaser.

[i_like_black]

I ban you because I'm going to go and visit my Nana, she just got a new knee

[Delicious Chaos]

That sounds awesome
I ban you because I got outta the meeting so I am now drowning myself in music yayy

[i_like_black]

I ban you because my cat is like, "Can I have your attention?"

[Delicious Chaos]

I ban you because that sounds like something my cat would say. Especially if I am paying attention to my dog.

[i_like_black]

I ban you because my cat's just an attention whore.

[Delicious Chaos]

I ban you because aren't all cats attention whores?

[i_like_black]

I ban you because I think it depends on how the cat was raised.

[Amorphous.]

I ban you because on Monday I start College and I am beginning to feel the first day jitters.............. I don't even care what other people got now, I came through, I'm starting on Monday .

[i_like_black]

I ban you because I kinda miss uni. It was fun.

[Amorphous.]

I ban you because I really epically, awesomely helped someone just then in Chat . BEST feeling ever.

I ban you because you're amazing for helping people.

[i_like_black]

I ban you because I feel like I'm always the person needing help

I ban you because I feel the same.

[i_like_black]

I ban you because at least at your age nobody's going to judge you too harshly for that

[Amorphous.]

I ban you because everyone deserves as much support in life as they need, as they want for that matter, so never hold back, anyone who wants to take that opportunity to get support from you, isn't really helping ANYONE . Literally .

[i_like_black]

I ban you because when you've required extra support for more than 10 years it gets a bit old

I ban you because I'm sleepy, and I'm very cold.