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dog trying to ummm...have sex with me? - November 28th 2009, 01:53 AM

okay so this is kinda embarrassing but he keeps trying to hump me in bed and wont stop. wtf is he doing?
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Re: dog trying to ummm...have sex with me? - November 28th 2009, 04:36 AM

More likely trying to prove his dominance. Male dogs do that to other male dogs to prove status. What you have to do is prove that you are dominant over him, be the "pack leader".

Unless he's over six months of age and isn't neutered. In that case, get him neutered or find him a girlfriend.


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Re: dog trying to ummm...have sex with me? - November 28th 2009, 05:47 AM

FYI: Katelyn doesn't mean you hump the dog back to prove your dominance over him.
   
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Re: dog trying to ummm...have sex with me? - November 28th 2009, 06:45 AM

im sorry thats hilarious. im laughing my ass off. but if it is a girl it could be in heat and if its a boy i dont recommend this but cut his genatils off.


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Re: dog trying to ummm...have sex with me? - November 28th 2009, 06:51 AM

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More likely trying to prove his dominance. Male dogs do that to other male dogs to prove status. What you have to do is prove that you are dominant over him, be the "pack leader".

Unless he's over six months of age and isn't neutered. In that case, get him neutered or find him a girlfriend.
A good way to tell if it's an issue of dominance is to look your dog in the eye. If he looks away you're more dominant than him, if he barks or stares back then there's an issue with your dominance.
If there's an issue, a good way to solve it is to do a dog training course with him.


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Re: dog trying to ummm...have sex with me? - November 28th 2009, 02:26 PM

well thanks then its definatly a dominance issue
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Re: dog trying to ummm...have sex with me? - November 30th 2009, 05:28 PM

we kinda uhh had that problem with our rottweilier




   
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Re: dog trying to ummm...have sex with me? - December 1st 2009, 03:04 PM

Haha - Sorry I'm also finding that 2nd & 3rd post hilarious xD

Yuhhp. Definitly a dominance thing, try and use a strong 'No' command =]

You can also try making a 'hissing' noise through your teeth, and holding your dog down (not in a rough way!!) This will show your dog that you are pack leader, by holding him down until he relaxes he is submissing to you and will eventually learn that you are the leader =]

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Re: dog trying to ummm...have sex with me? - December 1st 2009, 08:38 PM

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More likely trying to prove his dominance. Male dogs do that to other male dogs to prove status. What you have to do is prove that you are dominant over him, be the "pack leader".
You know, that sounds exactly like what's going over here in the UK. Lads shagging for the sake of it just to boast to his mates on how many boxes he's been through.
   
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Re: dog trying to ummm...have sex with me? - December 2nd 2009, 03:23 PM

Whenever he tries to hump you, spray him with water or make a loud noise. This will startle him and he'll eventually learn that you are the dominant one and that it's not acceptable behaviour.
   
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Re: dog trying to ummm...have sex with me? - December 2nd 2009, 08:24 PM

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You know, that sounds exactly like what's going over here in the UK. Lads shagging for the sake of it just to boast to his mates on how many boxes he's been through.
Haha, I think your right... Unfortunately I don't think spraying them with water or making loud 'hissy' noise will put them off....

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Re: dog trying to ummm...have sex with me? - December 5th 2009, 08:29 PM

lol yeah dogs are easier to train lol! btw cant you just stop the dog going into your bedroom?

out of curiosity (sp?) does it count as beastiality?

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Re: dog trying to ummm...have sex with me? - December 6th 2009, 03:57 AM

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Yup, being the leader is about being respected by your dog, not being feared. Another idea is to work on obedience training(come, heel, sit, etc.) even teaching tricks that have no real point(roll-over, etc.) are good improving your relationship, and establishing that you are the master.


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Re: dog trying to ummm...have sex with me? - December 12th 2009, 10:03 AM

hump him back, show him your the dominate one
   
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Re: dog trying to ummm...have sex with me? - December 12th 2009, 11:14 AM

My dog does that too, but to people's legs. He even tried it on my Grandma =P we get his front paws and put them on the floor while telling him "No." until he gets the message


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