The Stupid Things Your Pets Do

[AmazonQueen]

ROFL LMAO i had to start a thread i told my dog to get lsot cuz he was bugging me he turned around and WHACK square into the wall it was HILARIOUS ROFL


so lets hear it what stupid funny things do you pets do?

[Thirteen]

Well, for starters...

Our bulldog is pretty dumb, and the other day, I HAD to take a picture of him sitting on THE ARM REST of the couch. JUST the arm rest.



And, he was also snuggled up with a stuffed animal under a blanket the one night...



Then my sister's cat, Geeko, is silly. He was playing in my art supplies last night...



And Geeko sits silly in general, actually...



As far as the other pets, they lay silly, make funny noises, etc. My cat, Psycho, cries at my door and lays on her back like, well, hard to explain. The bunny snuggles up to Geeko, the white kitty.

[Pelios]

My dog runs around the house super fast for no reason at all just out of nowhere he'll start running fast and than stop and go to sleep.

[Brandon]

When I lived with my mom, the male cat would mistaken my hand as a female. I found out the hard way one day playing video games and he started clawing my arm and humping it. I was like...wtf are you doing cat?

Also, I had fat golden retrievers, and if you called them into the kitchen...they'd come running in and slip on the tile floor and crash into counter drawers.

My grandmother's dog spins around in circles when he's excited.

[Boobies]

Well, my cat chases its tail and trys to catch things that move on the telly D=

[Nenya]

My old dog used to run up and down the stairs repeatedly if you said boo to him xD

Aaand my old hamster used to run on top of the hamster wheel rather than inside it

[Maloo]

My boyfriends dog will bark at noises, like most dogs. Unfortunately, he will also bark at noises that HE makes. If he jumps off the couch and makes a *thud* on the floor, he'll start barking. He has no idea that HE made that noise

[Heartlines.]

My doggy, he barks at stuffed animals.

LIke at Christmas, we had this singing reigndeer, and it was just laying on the kitchen floor, and I'm in the other room. He starts barking and running back and forth. I'm like "What are you barking at, I hope it's not a mouse". So I walked in there and there lays the stuffed reigndeer, honestly the size of a teddy bear. my dog is a black lab and MUCH bigger.

[AmazonQueen]

Originally Posted by Lyndsee

My doggy, he barks at stuffed animals.

LIke at Christmas, we had this singing reigndeer, and it was just laying on the kitchen floor, and I'm in the other room. He starts barking and running back and forth. I'm like "What are you barking at, I hope it's not a mouse". So I walked in there and there lays the stuffed reigndeer, honestly the size of a teddy bear. my dog is a black lab and MUCH bigger.

my dog did that with a box of vynl records once

[Alrex]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXElh_VM0Uc

[niente_]

My cat does what we call "Super kitty." He'll walk along, stop, stretch out one of his back legs like a reverse superman pose, and carry on walking.

He also sits in any cardboard box he can find.

[MegaMadness]

My bird used to mimick the phone ringing, and he also mimicked the sound of a squeaky tap in my laundry.

[Chaos Theory]

My baby turtles nibbles at everything...I let them out occasionally and I have seen them biting at random stuff scattered on the floor.

[Melody Pond]

When my dog farts she will turn around and look at her bum in shock like "WTF was that?!" and she them proceeds to sniff it and look at us in disgust like it was us who farted...

[Verità]

One of my cats has a box fetish. The other one crawls under blankets, she's been accidentally sat on so many times ^^;

My dog thinks my cats are other, smaller dogs. I feel so bad for my 10 pound cat when my dog tries to groom her xD

[AmazonQueen]

Originally Posted by Leikela

When my dog farts she will turn around and look at her bum in shock like "WTF was that?!" and she them proceeds to sniff it and look at us in disgust like it was us who farted...

LOL my aunties pug does that!!

[Metal♥Lover]

My kitten thinks he's a dog and so he drinks the toilet water.
He also has a gas problem. And a sneezing problem.
One time I picked him up and while I was holding him he sneezed and farted at the same time. It was gross. Not only did I smell like his farts but I also had his snot ALL over the front of my shirt. O.o
He also likes having random spazz attacks. He'll just be sitting peacefully when all of a sudden he'll jump up and start running all through the house while meowing loudly.
Right now he's laying on the AC.
He's a very weird kitten. xD

[Thirteen]

I have some video examples of our pig-dog doing silly things.

Dagger, enjoying dessert downtown

Dagger, being technologically challenged

Dagger, whining at the rain. He wanted to play in it.

[Saphire]

Originally Posted by Leikela

When my dog farts she will turn around and look at her bum in shock like "WTF was that?!" and she them proceeds to sniff it and look at us in disgust like it was us who farted...

This made me laugh so much! :L as did Julz's picture of Geeko the cat haha.

My cat's an idiot, she'll let herself into the living room without knowing how to get out again. So we come down the stairs in the morning and all we hear is "meooowwww" - stuck in there all night.. good one.

She also headbutts the banister rail?

[Palmolive]

LOLWe have these glass covers which go in front of the windows (they keep warmth in more at winter). We were in the process of putting them up and had one leaned against the window, and my cat jumps of the sofa aiming for the window ledge but foes straight into the glass cover and falls straight down.

It was absolutely hilarious :L

[Nostalgia]

my cat is scared of the vacum cleaner, the other day my mum wanted to vacum the kitchen and opened the door for the cat to go out, so she turned on the vacum cleaner and our cat pegged it out the door and it was just so funny, she also has found that if she climbs into the bag of cabinets she can hide there, she also likes to stalk me when im outside my house and walking up the path to my house she will stalk me up the path. its funny.

[Spellbound]

My dog puts his paws on the TV screen when he sees a dog and tries to lick it.

[Soliloquy]

My kitten likes to take showers with me and my family members.

[AmazonQueen]

Originally Posted by Katelyn.

My dog puts his paws on the TV screen when he sees a dog and tries to lick it.

thats adorable my dog sometimes watches tv with us and tilts his head from side to side as if he understands the animals on screen lol

[Toast]

My dog wags her tail so hard that she hits herself in the face with it then growls at it. Also myhorse walked headfirst into a fence once. Another time I was jumping her and she just plowed through one of the jumps without even jumping.

[AmiFey]

My dog will literally sing along to this one song whenever it comes on the tv. (It's an old opening to an anime.) When she hears the first note, she'll run in and start barking, and then her voice will become sort of rhythmic and go up and down to the music. xD She also barks at anything that's not exactly where it was last time she was in the room until we fix it. And she does this jump-wobble thing whenever we are putting salmon oil in her food.

[Bishpot]

My cat Elvis eats anything. Seriously, anything... curry, fruit, any leftovers... it's pretty funny he also does that demented cat thing with the rug, like he crawls under it and tries to attack it he's crazy, that's why he's so awesome though

[Mehhhhhh]

My pony knocks other horses' buckets over and pees on their food. And he can dismantle fences.

[ForeverAutumn*]

My dog once tried to chase and attack a log.. when he got close enough to realize it wasn't running away, he didn't know what to do.
He also barks at leaves.. he's not the brightest

[alixthetree]

my dog likes sleeping under the covers with you so at night if you don't lift them up right way she'll circle, look at you circle again and that continues until you get the hint.

[Illuminate]

My dog likes to ... uhh... 'mount' .. the cats and have a little.. 'fun'.
However he prefers the male cat... so we think we may have a gay dog.

[Power Cosmic]

Once one of my gecko's locusts landed on her lower jaw, and her front legs don't reach that far so she panics and chases her tail trying to make it go away. Eventually she bashed it off the floor and ate it ^^

[Ally_Georgiiie]

My dogs are really random. One of them has somehow learned how to smile and now smiles everytime we come home. The other dog humos from the balcony into the pool and when she plays with me she insists on playing with her blanket even though see has real toys

[Cosmo]

When my dog was like 3, she tried to get through the door with a stick in her mouth, which was like twice as wide as the door lol. So she tried again TWICE, and then turned her head on it's side, and walked in sideways xD

[LittleMiss]

My cat headbutts my leg so hard I get bruises. It's because he loves me and he does it and purrs madly.

The silly thing he does is that when I brush him, after each stroke I have to hold the brush still so he can headbutt it to show how much he loves it. If I don't, he runs around in circles until I do.
He's daft, but I love him.

[Unicorn ♥✿]

My old dog ran into walls :P
She also waded into deep water and refused to budge after!

[Unicorn ♥✿]

Acctually i rememberwed this:

My friend's hamster spends the whole day trying to escape! It stands on the wheel and attacks the cage

[Quirinus]

My cat does chin ups.. or i just say that, he gets his claws into the kitchen chair (it has fabric on it) and like, lets his back legs slip off the chair and he lifts himself up and falls again, then if hes on his back and you tickle his stomach he kicks you with his backlegs and opens his out like he is laughing.. he chases plastic bags and he chases his tail and bites it

My dog humps people.. shes female.. and she humps boy dogs and licks my other dog who is a girl, so i think shes lesbian.. jsut saying also she farts and just stares at her butt

[Research.Cure.Nick.]

One of my horses, Tazz, likes to tear up the pasture by galloping back and forth along the fence EVERY DAY. He has his routine where once he's turned out he runs straight to the edge of the fence and has literally dug himself a trail there. He's earned his name as Tazz the Spazz because he'll stop at the end of the pasture, whirl around and kick out. He's kicked down the fence three times this past month and thankfully it's only a small section of the fence. It's still a pain to buy new wood and restore it but Tazz loves doing it.

Another bad habit of his is how he loves to go crazy after jumping an oxer. He rushes at them and then launches himself into the air for a bucking fit after landing. He never bolts towards verticals or walls, it's only oxers he gets over excited about. Once he's decided to buck and go nuts after the jump, he tugs extra hard on the reins and turns his rear out. Sometimes he'll bolt and then freeze, trying to make me eat dirt. I love the horse to death but he has some serious, playful issues. hahaha

[CrimsonTippedPetals]

I have a cat that goes out into the middle of the rain and comes back in to cuddle with me when I have white sheets. He does this all the time, then headbutts my face if I don't give him enough attention or attention soon enough. I also have a cat that isn't fully weened off, and she is almost 4 years old. She likes to suck on my arm, even after she's had 4 litters of kitties. xD