The Man Song

[PSY]

Just for the lulz. xD

Audio: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fj4vLZJhNEk

Lyrics: Ladies and gentlemen... the MAN song!

(He's the man... He's the man)

I don't take no crap (from anyone else but you),
I wear the pants around here (when I'm finished with your laundry),
Cause I'm a guy you don't wanna fight,
(When I say jump you say, "Yeah right!")
I'm the man of this house (until you get home).

(He's the man... He's the man)

What I say goes around here (right out the window),
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining (so I'll shut up),
The sooner you learn who's boss around here
(The sooner you can give me my orders dear),
Cause I'm head huncho around here (but it's all in my head).

(He's the man... He's the man)

And I can have sex any time (that you want),
Cause I'm a man who has needs (but they're not that important),
And don't expect any flowers from me
(cause if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry),
I'm the king of my castle (when you're not around).

(He's the man... He's the man)

And I'll drink and watch sports (whenever I want to get in trouble),
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready (to sleep on the couch),
Cause a MAN's gotta do what a MAN's gotta do,
(And I'm gonna do what you tell me to),
Because I'm top dog around here (but I've been neutered).

(He's the man... He's the man)

You da man!

[HopelessVictim]

This made me laugh so hard