First Successful Date

[Brandon]

(If you don't want to read the introduction, you can skip to reading the part after the dotted line).

When I was in middle school, I had a total of about 8 girlfriends, but we never went on dates. The only benefit I got from dating in school was the popularity; I wasn't really affectionate. I was a very shy person back then and, as a consequence, nothing happened between my relationships. That explains why my relationships only lasted for 3 weeks on average. lol

In the 8th grade, I actually went on a date with a girl who had the reputation of a slut. Before I dated her, I didn't like her advances towards me because I didn't like her like that. However, since I was single for most of 7th grade and in the summer, I was feeling kind of lonely and depressed and felt like the only thing I really needed was to get laid. So I went out with this girl for the sole purpose of getting laid. The date was unsuccessful because her friends kept bothering me, I just wasn't feeling it, and then I ran away when they tried to get me to have a foursome in the girl's bathroom.

In 2008, 6 years after my last girlfriend, I was single until I got a booty call from a woman I knew from TH. I lost my virginity to her, and we attempted to go on dates, but we weren't really feeling it. The truth was that I just wanted to get some vagina, and she was still in love with her ex. None of us were really enjoying the dates because her heart was with someone else, and I was just waiting to get a blowjob in the car or something like that. So the dates were unsuccessful.

In 2010, I got another booty call from a woman I knew back in high school. After we had sex, she eventually started believing that she was pregnant because her period was late. We went on a date afterwards to a baseball game because her mom won free tickets but she didn't consider it a date. When I tried to get a little physical, she kindly brushed my arm off her shoulder and said we weren't dating. I was like...wtf? Date was unsuccessful.

So I never really had a successful date. I've had dates, but they never really left me feeling better. Since I lacked the ability of getting a girlfriend in real life (when you have a higher chance of getting laid than you do getting a relationship...you know something is wrong), I decided to take my business on the internet. I signed up for a dating service and figured that I could really expand my horizons. Eventually, this woman started messaging me and we gradually worked our way to several hour conversations on the internet. We both began to desire going on a date after I brought up the possibility of dating her, and we originally planned on dating after school was out (but my last final exam is on the 11th and we both couldn't wait that long).

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Last night, I went on my first date with her. We were waiting a long week for yesterday and we were both very nervous. We settled on going on a date to a bowling alley and laser tag place that was really cheap. I got there like 20 minutes early because I like to allow extra time in case of unexpected traffic (there's one thing about Atlanta drivers is that we can't drive for shit). Within a 20 minute period, I had to take a piss twice. How liquid managed to get into my bladder without actually drinking anything is beyond me. The 2nd time I took a piss, I was walking back to my car (because that's where I was going to wait for her) and I managed to see her in the blue Honda. I was like...fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

She got out of the car and she looked exactly like I predicted. I gave her a hug to kind of break the ice a little bit, and we headed inside to the bowling alley. We got the last lane available and I paid for two games. It was kind of awkward at first, which is understandable, but eventually we started to get more comfortable by trash talking with each other. Originally, she claimed that she was going to dominate me in bowling, but I won both games; we struggled to make it to triple digit points. At one point, she kicked me right up my ass and it was a perfect kick right up my bunghole and caused me to mess up.

So after we played bowling, we went into the bar and took a seat RIGHT UNDERNEATH a damn loud TV (why I chose that seat is beyond me), and so we had to talk LIKE THIS! We had a nice little conversation about different things and we eventually went to go play laser tag. I had to get tickets at the counter, which was located in the game room, and the cashier told us that there were two credits on guitar hero arcade so we decided to play a song; we both sucked.

Then we got tickets and I joked around with the cashier since he seemed like a nice guy and I was like "you're a great help man, you should get a raise man" and he just laughed and said that he'll meet us at the laser tag place to set us up. There were 3 other people going to play laser tag so it ended up being 5 people total (in a small area so that was pretty good). My date and I kind of joked about our guns and stuff, pretending to be police officers by pointing the guns at each other and yelling "GET ON THE GROUND! DON'T MOVE A MUSCLE!" And she was like "GET UP AGAINST THE WALL!" And so I did and spread my legs and stuff. Then we walked inside the arena and my white shirt light up like a Christmas tree. I ended up getting 350 points while Kathleen got first place with...750. At first I was like, I just got DOMINATED but then I realized that I won both bowling games so it evens out. I was also crawling on the floor and shit, doing those army techniques, scared her a few times, ATTEMPTED to kiss her but I was too in the zone and quickly retreated (lol).

After that, we were hot and sweaty so I bought us a large coke and some fries to nibble on and we sat back down underneath the damn loud tv and talked until closing time.

At that point, I was really exhausted but I didn't want the night to end and neither did she. There wasn't any place to talk more and her college was only 10 minutes away so I figured another 10 minutes of driving wouldn't hurt. Before we get to her college, a damn possum runs in front of the car and I didn't want to risk losing control with my date not having a working seat belt so I just hit that fucker. So we were laughing about that until we got to her dorm. We went back to her dorm, first we talked in a study room but it was too quiet and awkward, and then we watched some Kevin Hart comedy stand-ups. We got close. She rested her head against me, and she ran her fingers across my knee (which gave me a boner for the rest of the night that resulted in blue balls when I got home), and eventually I raised her chin and we started making out. We were waiting for that all night. I felt so relieved after that point. We talked some more but I eventually began getting more tired and I had another 35 minute drive back to my house so I eventually left.

It seems that we really enjoyed each other. She says it was a perfect night and kissing for the first time really topped things off that night. It was a fantastic night, and spending time with her really not think about getting a 50 on my last math test today. I didn't care what I got on my math test (even though I should've). It's safe to say that she's hurt my grades, but it's a good hurt. I think she's totally worth it, and we knew we had a good feeling for a reason.

I can't stop thinking about her. She's Brazilian and is tri-lingual. When we talked about our past, we have got a lot of similarities: she's not religious, her parents divorced when she was young, she's smart (smarter than me) but she doesn't care. She's even gone out of her way to say that I'm the penis version of her. And I'm just...so happy.

[Acheron]

She sounds pretty cool. Glad you had fun, dude.

[MegaMadness]

I'm so happy for you bro

[bitesize]

Awh that sounds deadly congrats!!

[Victoria ♥]

It sounds like you had a great time.
I hope things keep going well for you.

[amystery]

Ouuu sounds like fun =) I'm glad things went well for you.. Hopefully things work out for you two.

[Nicole!]

Yay! I'm glad you had a good time

[Kitty.]

That's really awesome.

[Sunlight.]

Sounds like you had a nice time.

[Heartlines.]

Wow, that sounds like tons of fun, and the girl sounds awesome.
Glad it went well

[Imagine]

I read the whole thing :P Glad you had a great time. She seems nice