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You're scrumdiddlyumptious!
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Pickup Lines!!! XD -
December 11th 2011, 12:03 AM
Post the dumbest, cheesiest, weird, crude, funny, outrageous pickup lines.
Excuse me I think you have something in your eye...nope its just a sparkle  haha
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dreaming of a glass castle...
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December 11th 2011, 12:40 AM
"Those 3 words are said too much, but not enough" <3 "Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside while still alive. Never surrender." PM/VM me if you ever need someone to talk to or just want to chat (: http://liveforthememories.tumblr.com/ |
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Sad smiles...
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Re: Pickup Lines!!! XD -
December 11th 2011, 12:59 AM
Haha, my friend has 5 different pick-up line apps on her ipod, so here's some of the best ones:
You're so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you. I wish I was your math problems set, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on the desk. If you were a booger I'd pick you first. Fat penguin! (What?) I just wanted to say something that would break the ice. Would you help me pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A little guy with wings shot me. There are a bunch more, I'll post them as I think of them. Blackbird singing in the dead of night Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life You were only waiting for this moment to arise. ♥the Beatles  Tumblr |
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dreaming of a glass castle...
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Re: Pickup Lines!!! XD -
December 11th 2011, 01:09 AM
hahahaha i love the math problem one! never heard that one before
"Those 3 words are said too much, but not enough" <3 "Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside while still alive. Never surrender." PM/VM me if you ever need someone to talk to or just want to chat (: http://liveforthememories.tumblr.com/ |
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Smile, someone <3's you.
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December 11th 2011, 02:43 AM
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I see myself in your pants!
Did it hurt? Did what hurt? When you fell from heaven, because I could have swore you were an angel. Sir do you get paid for making those pants look that good? |
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You're scrumdiddlyumptious!
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December 11th 2011, 03:47 AM
wow that math problem one had me CRACKING up!!!!!
guy: do your legs hurt? girl: why? guy: because you've been running through my mind all day. haha I love the cheesy ones. Enjoy the little things in life, for someday you will realize they were the big things. |
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Sad smiles...
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Re: Pickup Lines!!! XD -
December 11th 2011, 04:34 AM
Harry Potter related ones:
Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? I want to get my basilisk in your chamber of secrets. I've been whomping my willow thinking about you. Blackbird singing in the dead of night Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life You were only waiting for this moment to arise. ♥the Beatles Tumblr |
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You're scrumdiddlyumptious!
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December 11th 2011, 04:38 AM
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Isaiah 40:30-31
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Re: Pickup Lines!!! XD -
December 11th 2011, 05:09 AM
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
You must be from Tennessee because you're the only 10 I see. I must be in Heaven because I'm lookin' at an Angel! We were made to be courageous. Everybody falls sometimes Gotta find the strength to rise From the ashes and make a new beginning Anyone can feel the ache You think it’s more than you can take But you're stronger, stronger than you know Don’t you give up now The sun will soon be shining You gotta face the clouds To find the silver lining |
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Used to be Sing.Bake.Repeat.
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December 11th 2011, 05:16 AM
One that I made up a few days ago:
Are you a gamer? Because I'll wiggle your joystick. Also, one of my friends always says this: Do my shoes match my eyes? (They get you to check them out. xD)  People help the people, And if you're homesick, give me your hand and I'll hold it. |
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Re: Pickup Lines!!! XD -
December 11th 2011, 05:24 AM
I love that math problem one from a few replies ago
 lol i've never heard it before... made me laugh. Anyways! These are some ones i found on pickuphelp.com (I just googled pick up lines lol) I don't recommend using most of these though...
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You're scrumdiddlyumptious!
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December 11th 2011, 08:29 AM
haha you guys these are so cute.......
Did you have some Campbell's soup today? cause you're looking mmm......mmmmm good. Enjoy the little things in life, for someday you will realize they were the big things. |
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You're scrumdiddlyumptious!
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December 11th 2011, 08:53 PM
yay I found a whole slew of cheesy pickup lines..... linesthataregood.com/cheesy.html
guys where are you at? I know you boys have some good ones.. Enjoy the little things in life, for someday you will realize they were the big things. |
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December 11th 2011, 11:24 PM
I am not the most attractive man in this bar, but I am the only one talking to you.
I thought about you for the rest of the day. Catching my head turning to find you again. I hated myself for it. |
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You're scrumdiddlyumptious!
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December 11th 2011, 11:39 PM
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BAZInGA!!! Enjoy the little things in life, for someday you will realize they were the big things. |
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You're scrumdiddlyumptious!
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December 11th 2011, 11:42 PM
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^ niiiiiiice haha Enjoy the little things in life, for someday you will realize they were the big things. |
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Meeeeeeeeewrth!
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Re: Pickup Lines!!! XD -
December 12th 2011, 10:45 AM
when trolls/ advertisements call your phone:
"Hello this is (enter name here) Pizza company congrats u just won 5 free pizzas! please collect at (place)! |
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You're scrumdiddlyumptious!
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December 13th 2011, 08:58 PM
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