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Re: wierd things in life you will never figure out. (humor) -
February 4th 2012, 11:28 PM
1.How in the hell does your Dad always... I mean always know you're lying, even if you're talking to him on the phone?
![]() 2. Why is it that guys "fart", but girls only "poot?" ![]() 3. Why is it that a guy can shake it for ten minutes, but when he puts it back in his pants, that last drop decides to show up then?
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February 4th 2012, 11:54 PM
When I was younger I wasn't afraid of the dark and now I am.
Once when I was 14 I came home from school and found an empty box of pogo's, some mustard and a bottle of diet pills (my mother's) on the kitchen counter. I assumed that my mother had been home for lunch. When my mother got home from work she asked me if I ate pogo's and left the mustard out. I told her I didn't eat them I thought she had ( I can't swallow pills and I don't like mustard). She then noticed that half the pills were missing and thought I did it and to this day I have no idea what happened. I got grounded for it! What did someone break into our house eat or pogo's steal our diet pills and then leave? it was SO weird! Don't sweat the petty things and never pet the sweaty things
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February 11th 2012, 12:34 AM
I find it weird that back when I was a kid that I didn't like foods like.. Fish, onions, and broccoli. My mom would always say that she didn't as a kid but later in life she loved them. Now that I'm 21 I love all those foods I hated xD
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February 11th 2012, 12:48 AM
Eveytime i take a picture, behind me is like a person in white and there just looking at me. Maybe thats why i fear looking at my reflection or looking at my pictures.
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February 11th 2012, 09:36 PM
1. Why i always don't read the signs on doors, and i always 'pull' the door that says push.
2. Why am i so clumsy?
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![]() ![]() for me: 1. how my mom just always knows when I'm lying, even when I'm talking to her on the phone or when I'm completely serious. 2. How the best friends I got right now have gone to elementary, and high school with me, I just never really talked to them until grade 11. 3. How the things I used to be really afraid of when I was little are done naturally now without thought (such as public transit, staying up late, going out alone, etc.) Carpe Diem: Seize the Day/Moment.
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February 13th 2012, 02:39 PM
One thing I will never figure out is when my cat was being really evil and mean so we threw him in the garage and locked the door. Then we sat down in the kitchen which is beside the garage and the next thing we know the garage door (that we locked) creaks open and the cat comes in the house. We ran away freaked out. I will never figure out how our weird at opened a locked door by himself.
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February 13th 2012, 03:38 PM
I agree about the food things....I used to love mushrooms, and now they are the devil.
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February 13th 2012, 04:46 PM
When I was little I was mildly scared of needles but i managed to take care of my diabetic cat just fine around needles at least twice a day. Now I see one no matter how far away from me or fake it is i get terrified! later it makes my laugh how silly i act though
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February 13th 2012, 06:38 PM
When I was younger I never ate the meat that came with my Sunday dinner...now I love it.
How me and my best friend in primary school went to different high schools and ended up doing the exact same subjects as each other at A-Level, despite not contacting eachother for 7 years! I'm sure there's more... |
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February 14th 2012, 03:03 AM
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I'll never figure out why I can't do math. I'm terrible at grasping even the simplest concepts.
"Once a little boy sent me a charming card with a little drawing on it. I loved it. I sent him a card and I drew a picture of a Wild Thing on it. I wrote, “Dear Jim: I loved your card.” Then I got a letter back from his mother and she said, “Jim loved your card so much he ate it.” That to me was one of the highest compliments I’ve ever received. He didn’t care that it was an original Maurice Sendak drawing or anything. He saw it, he loved it, he ate it." |
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February 14th 2012, 04:37 AM
1. How when I was younger I hated the colour pink, and now I love it!
2. Why I have this growing hatred towards steak, sausages and hotdogs :P |
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February 14th 2012, 05:35 AM
1. I can never figure out why I have the worst sense of direction. My parents must have a compass built into their heads because they instantly know which direction is north, south, east or west but I just guess and hope I'm right.
2. I can never figure out why I'm horrible with street names yet I have a very good memory where I can memorize license plates of each car on a street, colour/shape of each house and other details even if I've been on the street only once. If I've been on the street for 5 years I still somehow cant get the street name but I can get the house number. Turns out, I'm actually good at giving directions because I use so many landmarks and features of a house when thinking how a street looks as I try to figure out how to get somewhere. I can rip you off, and steal all your cash, suckerpunch you in the face, stand back and laugh. Leave you stranded as fast as a heart-attack.
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