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Post the last thing to make you LOL. (Part 2)
The first thread was closed because no one posted for two weeks. D: I HAD to share this with you guys, though, so I thought I'd create a second thread (and maybe one of the PAs will merge the two threads together :nosweat:). Here's the summary for "Les Misérables": http://img818.imageshack.us/img818/7...6708594593.jpg (Yes, one of the reasons why I liked the film so much was because it had HUGH JACKMAN front and center! XD It's awesome for many reasons, though, so go see it in theaters if you can!) |
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Oh my gosh. That's fantastic, baha! Loved Les Mis--Hugh Jackman did a brilliant job!
Not to mention, I'm mega pumped you made another last thing to make you lol thread :hehe: |
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This is probably going to be confusing but it was funny. :p
I ended up watching Judge Judy earlier and this guy was trying to prove he didn't post really nasty stuff online about his ex girlfriend. The Judge basically proved it was him because in the message he spelled white as "wight". When she asked him in court how to spell it, that was what he said. So he started going on about how his ex knew he couldn't spell and she obviously set him up etc. and eventually Judge Judy got tired of it and just went "YOU'RE AN IDIOT!" and made him pay his ex $1000. I know it's not really that funny, but it made me laugh when it happened. :bleh: |
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"We all need our eyes, right bro?"
This lady was yelling at this other woman who had an umbrella, which was kind of pointy, and it was almost hitting some man. So the first lady was like telling her to put it down so she didn't hurt someone. She also threatened her. She was like, "If you poke someone in their eye with that umbrella, I'ma poke you in the eyes twice as hard." XD The man who she was, uh standing up for?, was just trying so hard not to laugh in her face. Oh, the things people say/fight about. :nosweat: |
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We had a family Q&A last night and some of the answers my family came up with were ridiculous. One of my favourites went like this:
Mum: What is a nob thatcher? Sister: Someone who thatches nobs! Mum: No, someone who makes wigs Dad: That's where you get your dick heads Probably not all that funny but my dad was very quick with that one. xD |
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Cheesy pick up lines, ohmygoshhhhh.
Girl are you a beaver? Cause dammmmmmmm. XD |
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Trish. 'nuff said.
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Courtesy of one of Lynds' friends. A cheesy pick-up line! "Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 'ten' I see!" Hyuk hyuk hyuk. |
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That was you?! LOL. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-2CrH0DPwLI...600/shroll.gif |
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Why yes, yes it was :dem:
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Last night I was telling my dad how I saw a fluffy teal rug I wanted to get for my room. My mum walked in and dad said "Louise was just telling me about her rug. It's fluffy." And he had that "I'm trying so hard not to laugh" look on his face. XD I now know where my dirty mind came from.
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My friend told me this one last week.
Basically if you are sitting next to your partner and want your arm around them go: "If you were a pirate, would you like your parrot on this shoulder or this one?" Hahah get it? Get it? Get it? God I love pirate jokes, let alone pick-up lines. |
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Me: Turtles can't right themselves when they roll onto their backs. Something has to physically right them.
Friend: Wow, that sucks. Me: Yeah... we should create a genetically mutated turtle - fuse two turtles together at the back so if they roll over onto their back - Friend: OMG WE SHOULD BE SCIENTISTS ME: YES |
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Roll call, during the first day of class with a professor. Student: Hey, I'm Nino. Professor: Hi, Nino. Student: It'll say "Saturnino" on the roster, but I just go by "Nino". Professor: So the first part of your name is silent? http://cassandraparkin.files.wordpre...k-facepalm.png |
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So most of you know I work in the fitting rooms of a department store. Today I was at work and this bloke who looked about 50 was looking at bikinis just next to me. This conversation ensued:
Me: (jokingly) Somehow, I don't think that'll fit you. Him: (also joking) I was actually just looking for my size. Me: Well, we might. You never know. Him: I might look a bit weird though. Me: Nahhh just get a couple of coconuts and you'll be fine. Him: Hahahahaha good idea! At this point, I realised his wife was behind me waiting for his opinion on the top she was trying on. She did not look amused. It took all I had not to laugh. XD |
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The fact that my dad shared this photo on facebook.....like.....what?
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphoto...51947560_n.jpg |
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I didn't get this at first but now it made me laugh.
Why do Marxists drink Earl Grey? ... Because they only care about Property |
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"Is there smoking allowed in this building? Because you're absolutely smokin'." XD
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This t-shirt on an ad that I saw says: "On a scale of 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?" XD
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"Your suite, sir."
"You're not too bad yourself." XD |
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My brother has been playing Dead Space on a hard difficulty so he's been pretty jumpy. XD So I was walking out of my room and saw milk splash all over the floor in front of me... He was in the hallway holding a half bowl of cereal now. I was like "greetings to you too sir but no I do not want milk. Would you like tea though?".
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Even though I'm not Britt. :bleh: |
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Hollie that was the FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
This, though. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYL4ZfcmrQI |
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For the cat lovers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du_iT...S5J_w&index=14 Everyone else (including the cat lovers) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28-CxGqHBRI |
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*Edits other post and changes it to "Dez?". |
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Oh, but no, this is the last thing that made me laugh my a** off :P http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXSyJkkFVAk my choir teacher actually showed me this...... :dem: *) he's such a kid :hehe: |
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