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Djinni's Deal - March 3rd 2013, 02:41 AM

This is one of my favorite forum games, and I had to bring it here. It's called a few different things, but I like "Djinni's Deal."

Anyway, the rules are, you grant the wish of the previous poster, but you throw in a twist, like you were a djinn, and then you post a wish of your own.

For example If someone wishes "I wish I could breathe underwater" You might reply
"Wish granted. You are now a sea cucumber." Or something like that, and then you wish something yourself. The wishes can be anything, but be prepared to have them granted in unexpected (and possibly horrifying) ways.

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Re: Djinni's Deal - March 3rd 2013, 02:43 AM

Granted, but you are now a cheetah.

I wish my flatmate would move somewhere far, far away.
   
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Re: Djinni's Deal - March 3rd 2013, 10:55 AM

Granted, but you move with them and live there too.

I wish I had a working typewriter.


I'm perfectly normal; it's the rest of the world that's insane.



"He offered her the world."

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Re: Djinni's Deal - March 3rd 2013, 10:58 AM

Granted, but every time you type anything on it, an a capella rendition of Call Me Maybe starts playing in the background.

I wish I had my favourite pair of shoes here.


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Re: Djinni's Deal - March 3rd 2013, 11:01 AM

Granted, however, they're two sizes to small

I wish I was a superhero


Women are women, regardless of sex,
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Re: Djinni's Deal - March 3rd 2013, 11:27 AM

Granted, but you're in a place overrun by supervillains, each far more powerful than you.

I wish I had a phone (preferably one that worked, too...)


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Re: Djinni's Deal - March 3rd 2013, 07:01 PM

Granted, but the only people who call you are telemarketers.

I wish I had a lot of money.
   
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Re: Djinni's Deal - March 3rd 2013, 07:17 PM

Granted, but it's lots in early 20th century terms and worth nothing nowadays.

I wish I could be called by people other than telemarketers when you buy me my phone.

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Re: Djinni's Deal - March 4th 2013, 01:24 AM

Granted, but you're now called 24/7, your ringtone is Gangnam Style, and you can't mute, destroy, or get rid of your phone in any way.

I wish that I had infinite genies.
   
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Re: Djinni's Deal - March 6th 2013, 03:02 AM

Granted, but these genies only grant wishes that revolve around bubbles.

I wish that I had my Sims game now!

These are random but I'm tired!


   
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Re: Djinni's Deal - March 6th 2013, 03:18 AM

Granted, but all of your sim children are vampires.

I wish i didn't have insomnia


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Re: Djinni's Deal - March 6th 2013, 01:17 PM

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Actually, the Sim family I'm playing with now are all vampires.

Granted, but now you are nocturnal.

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Re: Djinni's Deal - March 6th 2013, 04:22 PM

Granted, however, the most awesome thing to ever happen to you happens on thursday, so you miss it (not sure if that make sense... )

I wish I could get comic books for free


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Re: Djinni's Deal - March 6th 2013, 04:45 PM

Granted, but they're all torn to pieces.

I wish I could have my SimCity game now! (Come on, EA, the UK is as amazing as anywhere else, no need to release to us last...)


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Re: Djinni's Deal - March 6th 2013, 04:52 PM

Granted, but it's broken.

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Re: Djinni's Deal - March 6th 2013, 05:20 PM

Granted. You get hail. Car sized chunks of hail that level the whole city.

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Re: Djinni's Deal - March 6th 2013, 05:44 PM

, but its wild and untameable.

I wish my sleeping pills didn't work quite so well.


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Re: Djinni's Deal - March 6th 2013, 07:24 PM

Granted. They don't work at all. In fact, they have the opposite effect, and you end up never being able to sleep again.

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Re: Djinni's Deal - March 7th 2013, 06:46 AM

Granted, but you hate it.

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Re: Djinni's Deal - March 7th 2013, 06:53 AM

Ummm...???
Granted but you get stuck back in time.

I wish I could lie in a little longer.


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Re: Djinni's Deal - March 7th 2013, 08:11 AM

Granted, but you fall asleep and miss a whole day.

(she tried to kill me when i was 2)
I wish my morphine would kick in.


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Re: Djinni's Deal - March 7th 2013, 09:50 AM

Granted, but it's a mutant variety that for some reason just makes you feel irritatingly sleepy but unable to sleep.

I wish I didn't have class tomorrow.


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Re: Djinni's Deal - March 7th 2013, 05:33 PM

Granted, you have exams instead

I wish I was just plain awesome...


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Re: Djinni's Deal - March 7th 2013, 05:59 PM

Granted. All you are is awesome. Of course, this means that you are not flesh, blood, or bones, and since awesome is an abstract and, in fact, very objective concept, you simply disappear into nothing.

I wish I had a tamed dragon.
   
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Re: Djinni's Deal - March 7th 2013, 10:52 PM

Granted, but its disloyal to you and runs away.

I wish I could live in the Harry potter universe.


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Re: Djinni's Deal - March 8th 2013, 01:12 AM

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OH MY GOD TELL ME WHY I READ TAMPON LOL.

Granted, but you're Voldemort.

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Granted, but you're Voldemort.

I wish I could fly! :P
I was figuring someone was going to tell me I was a death eater lol.

Granted, but you're now a Hippogriff.

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Re: Djinni's Deal - March 8th 2013, 05:09 AM

Granted, but your existence was actually key to the happiness of many other people, and your lack of existence spins the world off its axis and chaos ensues.

I wish my hair would just stay straight and not frizzy.


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Re: Djinni's Deal - March 8th 2013, 05:19 AM

Granted, but now you can never get it to hold a curl when you want it to.

I wish eggs weren't an animal by-product. (been wanting deviled eggs thanks to my aussie and new zealand friends)


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Re: Djinni's Deal - March 8th 2013, 05:31 AM

Granted, but they are now only found on the top of Mount Everest and in undersea hydrothermal vents - good luck getting them!

I wish I could master the knack of making French toast.


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Re: Djinni's Deal - March 8th 2013, 05:36 AM

Granted, but now you have to eat with me every Sunday morning.

I wish I had good friends who could actually visit me.
   
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Re: Djinni's Deal - March 8th 2013, 10:01 AM

(How is that a bad thing? )

Granted, but all they want to do is watch [insert name of TV show you can't stand].

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Re: Djinni's Deal - March 8th 2013, 11:40 AM

Granted, but it doesn't like you

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Re: Djinni's Deal - March 8th 2013, 12:23 PM

You love going to the gym, but none of the machines work.

I wish I knew HTML.


I'm perfectly normal; it's the rest of the world that's insane.



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Re: Djinni's Deal - March 8th 2013, 12:43 PM

Granted, but in the process you forget how to speak English.

I wish I had some soup to eat right now.


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Re: Djinni's Deal - March 8th 2013, 01:40 PM

Granted, but it doesn't satisfy your soup craving.

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Re: Djinni's Deal - March 8th 2013, 03:42 PM

Granted, but now these visitors visit you instead

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Re: Djinni's Deal - March 8th 2013, 07:02 PM

Granted, but you have too many and violate your areas bylaws.

I wish I could skip over my birthday.


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Re: Djinni's Deal - March 8th 2013, 09:16 PM

Granted. You were GOING to get a ton of awesome birthday presents, but now no one can be bothered.

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Re: Djinni's Deal - March 8th 2013, 09:31 PM

Granted, but nobody likes the finished product but you.

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