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Best things said in chat. -
May 2nd 2009, 02:45 PM
Okay, so, In chat, EVERYONE has their moments where they say something outrageously funny. So, If you are in chat one day, And someone says something you think is funny, you should post it here.
Rules:
-No triggering stuff.
-Nothing that could be offensive.
-Nothing that could harm another users feelings.
Re: Best things said in chat. -
May 2nd 2009, 03:07 PM
So, because of all of the crazy Chat moments, I decided to create a document in MS Word just for them. It's even called, "TH Crazy Convos." Hah. :P
So, here's a couple of them...
4:53 PM [Silver] I like thick warm carpet, but I have wood flooring downstairs
11:45 PM ~Emily~ sits on Matt's head
11:46 PM [eaty] Em... Do you know how dirty that just sounded?!?!
11:46 PM [Ifairiesarereal] hahahahahahaha, Em's getting it up the butt
11:46 PM [~Emily~] I realized that after I said it
11:46 PM [~Emily~] I have pants on! Shushhhhhhhhhhhhh!
11:47 PM [Ifairiesarereal] yeah, but are they pulled all the way up?
4:33 AM [Matt] I'm not a damn peacock em
4:33 AM [~Emily~] Flaunt your feathery butt!
4:33 AM [nico.] Haha....
4:33 AM [nico.] LOL
4:34 AM [Lee] Heheh. pea... cock.
4:34 AM [Matt] I will not flaunt my colorful butt feathers
11:53 PM [Casey] Nooo.Coffee is baad 11:53 PM [Tecatholic] coffee is good 11:53 PM [Casey] So is unprotected sex 11:53 PM [Casey] xD 11:53 PM [Casey] Bad timing.Wow
“Don't get too comfortable with who you are at any given time. You may miss the opportunity to become who you want to be." ~Jon Bon Jovi
Re: Best things said in chat. -
May 2nd 2009, 06:40 PM
19:32 [N@0M!] jesssssss?
19:32 [Jess] Yesssss ?
19:32 [N@0M!] i need a facebook status which isnt boring any ideas?
19:32 [lilmisschatterbox] how about feeling squiffy
19:32 [Jess] hmmm
19:33 [N@0M!] squiffy?!
19:33 [Jess] Nope
19:33 [lilmisschatterbox] yeah squiffy
19:33 [x-x-xblackx-x-xrosex-x-x] ammm i dunno.. i havre the imagination of a tea spoon
19:33 [N@0M!] what is that?
19:33 [lilmisschatterbox] i duno
19:33 [N@0M!] tea spoon?!
19:33 [lilmisschatterbox] but it sounds cool
19:33 [x-x-xblackx-x-xrosex-x-x] yeah
19:33 [N@0M!] ok ill use that squiffy teaspoon
19:33 [x-x-xblackx-x-xrosex-x-x] hahahaha
19:33 [Jess] Adam is a squiffy teaspoon
19:33 [Adam] a what?
19:33 [lilmisschatterbox] lol
19:33 [N@0M!] Naomi ****** Squiffy Teaspoon 2 seconds ago · Comment · Like
19:34 [Jess] (:
19:34 [x-x-xblackx-x-xrosex-x-x] I lieky
19:34 [N@0M!] yes adam is
19:34 [lilmisschatterbox] lol
19:34 [Adam] Okay.....
19:34 [N@0M!] adam is a squiffy teaspoon?
19:34 [Jezzka] what actually is a squist tea spoon?
19:34 [Jezzka] haha
19:34 [x-x-xblackx-x-xrosex-x-x] apparently
19:34 [x-x-xblackx-x-xrosex-x-x] we dont really know know the drill
19:34 [N@0M!] what actually isnt a squiffy teaspoon?
19:34 [x-x-xblackx-x-xrosex-x-x] lol
19:34 [Jezzka] oh. that make sence.
Re: Best things said in chat. -
May 2nd 2009, 06:42 PM
lol yay squiify teaspoon
19:44 [Marie.] A rainbow banana?
19:44 [lilmisschatterbox] lol yh
19:44 [Marie.] with chocolate sprinkles?
19:44 [Marie.] and Adam ontop?
19:44 [lilmisschatterbox] never heard of a rainbow banana
19:44 N@0M! passes marie rainbow banana
Re: Best things said in chat. -
May 2nd 2009, 07:45 PM
(on linux)
Union Of V> And VST support has to be compiled into the system! wtf??
Invictus?> Well, we all knew that...
Rob> Surely that would be a bit racist? Oh Africa, that's all brown.
Union Of V> Could be poo brown
Union Of V> Bad timing
Rob> "Oh Africa, that's all poo"
Rob> I don't think that's much better...
Re: Best things said in chat. -
May 2nd 2009, 10:31 PM
6:27 PM [markasaurusREX] I'm bored.
6:27 PM [markasaurusREX] Matt, fix it.
6:28 PM [Boxy] Matt can't fix your impotence Mark...
6:28 PM [markasaurusREX] What's that mean? D :
6:28 PM [Boxy] it means... he can't fix ur bordem...
6:28 PM [markasaurusREX] I think you're lying.
6:28 PM [Boxy] no no... i'm not...
6:28 PM [Boxy] it's an implyed thing..
6:28 PM [markasaurusREX] I'm googling it.
6:29 PM [djkklks] yeah it kind of is...sorry Mark
6:29 PM [Boxy] impotence: chronic inability to attain or sustain an erection for the performance of a sexual act.
6:29 PM [Boxy] xD
6:29 PM [Boxy] there you go. google is not needed
6:29 PM [Adam] So when my mum tells me im "Impotent at cleaning your room"
6:29 PM [markasaurusREX] Oh my God. I do not have Erectile Dysfunction.
6:30 PM [Boxy] but if you did.. and if you could fix it... it would totally fix your bordem..
6:30 PM [markasaurusREX] You know what? I am not bored anymore. Fixed. xD
6:30 PM [djkklks] yay!! we fixded it
6:30 PM [markasaurusREX] With some little blue pills.
6:30 PM [markasaurusREX] Just kidding.
6:30 PM [markasaurusREX] ...
6:30 PM [djkklks] sure ur kidding.......
6:31 PM [markasaurusREXX] I do not need Viagra.
1:44 PM [Cassago] I'll be your glass slipper, if you'll be my foot..
1:45 PM [Boxy] i'll be your foot anyday
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Re: Best things said in chat. -
May 2nd 2009, 10:46 PM
6:42 PM [Boxy] maybe he was concieved
6:42 PM [Boxy] b/c his daddy took them
6:42 PM [djkklks] maybe
6:42 PM [djkklks] but idk
6:43 PM [djkklks] wow im not crabby any more
6:43 PM [djkklks] lol i just realized that
6:43 PM [markasaurusREX] back
6:43 PM [markasaurusREX] lol
6:44 PM [Boxy] hahaha
6:44 PM [djkklks] mark, you have to read the chat that u missed
6:44 PM [markasaurusREX] Oh, My dad DOES take Viagra.
6:44 PM [Boxy] i win!
6:44 PM [Adam] Please tell me you didnt go "Hey Dad, do you take viagra?"
6:44 PM [djkklks] yay!!!
6:45 PM [Boxy] lmao
6:45 PM [djkklks] did u?
6:45 PM [markasaurusREX] Nah, I was in his undie drawer, he told me to go get his 'perscription' a few years back.
6:45 PM [djkklks] nice
6:45 PM [Adam] what did he tell you it was? Vitamins?
6:46 PM [markasaurusREX] Yeah.
6:46 PM [Adam] I guess they do keep you 'strong'
6:46 PM [markasaurusREX] Adam, I am indeed carrying your babies, Now that you're paying attention.
1:44 PM [Cassago] I'll be your glass slipper, if you'll be my foot..
1:45 PM [Boxy] i'll be your foot anyday
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Re: Best things said in chat. -
May 2nd 2009, 10:58 PM
User Marionette. has entered this room.
5:56 PM [markasaurusREX] JADE!
5:56 PM [markasaurusREX] You missed it.
5:57 PM [markasaurusREX] Apparently I'm incompetant and need Viagra.
5:57 PM [Marionette.] You are incompetant
5:57 PM [Marionette.] SHELBY
5:57 PM [Marionette.] told me!
5:57 PM [markasaurusREX]
5:57 PM [Boxy] Impotent Mark
5:57 PM [Boxy] not incompetant...
5:57 PM [markasaurusREX] DAMN, Now everyone knows my secret. D :
5:57 PM [Boxy] but i guess that too..
5:57 PM [markasaurusREX] Oh...
5:57 PM [markasaurusREX] Wait.
5:57 PM [markasaurusREX] NO
5:57 PM [Boxy]
5:57 PM [markasaurusREX] Great... Now I need diapers too...
5:58 PM [Marionette.] I'm scared to touch my kitteh
5:58 PM [Marionette.] he has bugs on him
Last edited by :hehe:; May 2nd 2009 at 11:00 PM.
Reason: Multiple posts have been merged automatically.
Re: Best things said in chat. -
May 3rd 2009, 12:11 AM
01:08 [Marie.] Adumb...bed buddy? I steal your bed now?
01:08 [TheHeroOfCanton] ...
01:08 [Adam] Im busy in it.
01:08 [Adam] Woah :|
01:08 [exodus] What's a genes reunited?!
01:08 [Slade] wow
01:08 [Adam] I'm busy on TeenHelp Chat in it.
01:08 [Slade]
01:09 [exodus] ANd I can be who's dad?!
01:09 [Just.Tegan.] nice one Adam
Re: Best things said in chat. -
May 3rd 2009, 12:49 AM
7:46 PM [lost-myself] My non-existant one is doing awesome
7:46 PM [wtp] looool i was just thinking of using nonexistant
7:46 PM [lost-myself] haha, yeah, but hey, who cares, being single is kinda fun!
7:47 PM [markasaurusREX] Amy, I can be your nonexistant boyfriend.
7:47 PM [wtp] not if you havnt had a realationship yet
User exodus has entered this room.
7:47 PM [wtp] but afterwards i can imagine like yeah i can get one but i dont want to
7:47 PM [lost-myself] Lol okay Mark, go for it
7:47 PM [markasaurusREX] Hahaha.
7:48 PM [lost-myself] Sometimes relationships get...
7:48 PM [lost-myself] blah
User Hidalgo has entered this room.
7:48 PM [wtp] oh after all we been through you go cheating on me like that
7:48 PM [markasaurusREX] Are you saying we should break up?!
Re: Best things said in chat. -
May 3rd 2009, 03:17 AM
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Re: Best things said in chat. -
May 3rd 2009, 04:04 AM
Ha, there would be a few people who would hate me if i posted some of the stuff i have saved from chat. I have a TON of really funny (and dirty) stuff saved. Sometime i should go through it and post some of the funnier ones.
Re: Best things said in chat. -
May 3rd 2009, 04:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Emily~
11:53 PM [Casey] Nooo.Coffee is baad 11:53 PM [Tecatholic] coffee is good 11:53 PM [Casey] So is unprotected sex 11:53 PM [Casey] xD 11:53 PM [Casey] Bad timing.Wow
I swear, I'm never going to live that one down xD. The one in my siggy is hilarious though.
She whispered to her own reflection "I will be strong."
"I am not what has happened to me.I am what I have chosen to become."- Carl Jung
Re: Best things said in chat. -
May 3rd 2009, 09:43 AM
There was an orgy a while back of [user] thwacks [user] so I decided to step in...
(Other user may or may not be ~Emily~)
Union Of V> Ehmm is anyone not into BDSM? ~Emily~> I'm not I just like... thwacking! Union Of V> Oh ok, so it's like "just friends" thwacking is it? ~Emily~>
3:21 PM [Silver] The loud music, skimpy clothes and rich playboys throwing money at us. You wish you were mods
3:22 PM [TheHeroOfCanton] now im jealous
3:22 PM [TheHeroOfCanton] way to rub it in our faces
1:44 PM [Cassago] I'll be your glass slipper, if you'll be my foot..
1:45 PM [Boxy] i'll be your foot anyday
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Re: Best things said in chat. -
May 3rd 2009, 10:36 PM
I figured my name would be here somewhere
All my logs are on my other PC, but the one I have available is this:
04:32 [Jessie] My secret goal on TH is to turn everyone queer.
04:32 [Silver] Good luck with that
04:32 [Jessie] What? Most the work has been done for me.
04:32 [Slade] I'm straight.
04:32 [Jessie] Like a noodle.
04:33 [Ifairiesarereal] i'm not queer
04:33 [Jessie] Lies.
04:33 [Jessie] You're a fairy. How queerer can you get?
Ooh and the two in my sig. I'll repost for after I've changed my sig:
[Mel] Bite me. Silver bites Mel.
[Silver] Yumm, "Please ma'am, can I have some more?"
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[Cassago] It's already 3 sizes too small. Don't make it 4.
[Cassago] ]My heart, that is.
[Cassago] Shut up, adz.