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Morning guys, my name is Hamed, for those who don't know, and this is the new Silly Bans thread. Alright so Silly Bans was a well known game here which sadly, was closed a couple of days ago. The original was a whopping SIX YEARS old, and was started by the lovely Tara, who's not a member here anymore .
But this is the new thread . OK, so this is how the thread works. People are banned for all sorts of reasons, spam, trolling, and just general annoyingness. But this game gives you guys the opportunity to ban someone for a very silly reason, right? Hence the name.
So someone posts, "I ban you because....." And then a weird reason, and the person below, does the same thing when they post .
So it goes:
"I ban you because you're not from Australia".
"I ban you because I am so jealous of people who live there".
Or something like that . Alright, so I'll start.
I ban you (no one LOL) because I am more of a dog person than a cat person.
“At times the world may seem an unfriendly and sinister place,
But believe that there is much more good in it than bad.
All you have to do is look hard enough,
And what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events may in fact be the first steps of a journey.”
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September 1st 2013, 12:55 AM
I ban you for thinking I was a cat person! psh, dogs rule.
Do you ever get a little bit tired of life
Like you're not really happy but you don't wanna die
Like you're hanging by a thread but you gotta survive
'Cause you gotta survive
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September 1st 2013, 12:58 AM
Haha I ban you because every single time I see your name, I immediately think of Lauren .
“At times the world may seem an unfriendly and sinister place,
But believe that there is much more good in it than bad.
All you have to do is look hard enough,
And what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events may in fact be the first steps of a journey.”
Re: Silly Bans Game -
September 1st 2013, 07:51 AM
I ban you because I whole-heatedly welcome you back to the new thread . Let's make this one viral .
“At times the world may seem an unfriendly and sinister place,
But believe that there is much more good in it than bad.
All you have to do is look hard enough,
And what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events may in fact be the first steps of a journey.”
Re: Silly Bans Game -
September 2nd 2013, 01:17 AM
I ban you because I just got back into this thread and my ban-hammer is dusty.
EDIT: It occurs to me that if the mods are said to have "banhammers" and use them when they ban someone, this thread is basically the equivalent of us all hitting each other with those inflatable hammers you can get from fairs.
Re: Silly Bans Game -
September 2nd 2013, 01:57 AM
I ban you because what if I wanted the ban hammer to be a real hammer?
Do you ever get a little bit tired of life
Like you're not really happy but you don't wanna die
Like you're hanging by a thread but you gotta survive
'Cause you gotta survive
Re: Silly Bans Game -
September 2nd 2013, 02:15 AM
I ban you because it should be up to the mod's decision what type of ban hammer they use.
Do you ever get a little bit tired of life
Like you're not really happy but you don't wanna die
Like you're hanging by a thread but you gotta survive
'Cause you gotta survive
Re: Silly Bans Game -
September 2nd 2013, 03:51 AM
I ban you because I was going to say LOL, the hammers would be the best part of the job .
“At times the world may seem an unfriendly and sinister place,
But believe that there is much more good in it than bad.
All you have to do is look hard enough,
And what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events may in fact be the first steps of a journey.”
Out of the ashes I'm burning like a fire. You can save your apologies, you're nothing but a liar. I've got shame, I've got scars that I will never show. I'm a survivor in more ways than you know. 'Cause all the pain and the truth, I wear like a battle wound. So ashamed, so confused, I was broken and bruised. Now I'm a warrior.
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September 3rd 2013, 10:17 AM
I ban you because Cake is one of the many things I love but cannot make myself .
“At times the world may seem an unfriendly and sinister place,
But believe that there is much more good in it than bad.
All you have to do is look hard enough,
And what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events may in fact be the first steps of a journey.”
Re: Silly Bans Game -
September 4th 2013, 08:48 AM
I ban you because I recognised a lawyer I saw walking across the street because I saw him at a law firm, at a distance, six years ago. That's some freaky memory! .
“At times the world may seem an unfriendly and sinister place,
But believe that there is much more good in it than bad.
All you have to do is look hard enough,
And what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events may in fact be the first steps of a journey.”
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September 4th 2013, 09:24 PM
I ban you because my favourite superhero power to have would be the power of shape shifting .
“At times the world may seem an unfriendly and sinister place,
But believe that there is much more good in it than bad.
All you have to do is look hard enough,
And what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events may in fact be the first steps of a journey.”
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September 4th 2013, 10:12 PM
Haha I ban you because when I saw your name, I immediately thought of the big bird that Harry rides in I think, Prisoner of Azkaban and then I realised that wasn't it .
“At times the world may seem an unfriendly and sinister place,
But believe that there is much more good in it than bad.
All you have to do is look hard enough,
And what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events may in fact be the first steps of a journey.”
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September 4th 2013, 11:16 PM
I ban you because I haven't read a full book since last year . I am more of a movie fan myself, I need to start getting into reading LOL.
“At times the world may seem an unfriendly and sinister place,
But believe that there is much more good in it than bad.
All you have to do is look hard enough,
And what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events may in fact be the first steps of a journey.”
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September 5th 2013, 12:02 AM
I ban you because I'm kinda the same way. Unless I find a book that I REALLY like (Harry Potter, Hunger Games, etc.), the only things I really read are graphic novels/manga (heck, I'm using L from Death Note as my avatar).
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September 6th 2013, 12:36 AM
I ban you because drawing Anime is so complicated yet it is the most common thing people try to draw .
“At times the world may seem an unfriendly and sinister place,
But believe that there is much more good in it than bad.
All you have to do is look hard enough,
And what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events may in fact be the first steps of a journey.”