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Silly Bans Game - August 31st 2013, 11:33 PM

Morning guys, my name is Hamed, for those who don't know, and this is the new Silly Bans thread. Alright so Silly Bans was a well known game here which sadly, was closed a couple of days ago. The original was a whopping SIX YEARS old, and was started by the lovely Tara, who's not a member here anymore .

But this is the new thread . OK, so this is how the thread works. People are banned for all sorts of reasons, spam, trolling, and just general annoyingness. But this game gives you guys the opportunity to ban someone for a very silly reason, right? Hence the name.

So someone posts, "I ban you because....." And then a weird reason, and the person below, does the same thing when they post .

So it goes:

"I ban you because you're not from Australia".
"I ban you because I am so jealous of people who live there".

Or something like that . Alright, so I'll start.

I ban you (no one LOL) because I am more of a dog person than a cat person.


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Re: Silly Bans Game - September 1st 2013, 12:55 AM

I ban you for thinking I was a cat person! psh, dogs rule.


   
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Re: Silly Bans Game - September 1st 2013, 12:58 AM

Haha I ban you because every single time I see your name, I immediately think of Lauren .


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Re: Silly Bans Game - September 1st 2013, 06:27 AM

I ban you because I was the last person to post on the original Silly Bans .
   
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Re: Silly Bans Game - September 1st 2013, 07:51 AM

I ban you because I whole-heatedly welcome you back to the new thread . Let's make this one viral .


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Re: Silly Bans Game - September 1st 2013, 11:16 AM

I ban you for threatening (sortof) to spam...ish...and...yeah.


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Re: Silly Bans Game - September 2nd 2013, 01:17 AM

I ban you because I just got back into this thread and my ban-hammer is dusty.

EDIT: It occurs to me that if the mods are said to have "banhammers" and use them when they ban someone, this thread is basically the equivalent of us all hitting each other with those inflatable hammers you can get from fairs.


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Re: Silly Bans Game - September 2nd 2013, 01:57 AM

I ban you because what if I wanted the ban hammer to be a real hammer?


   
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Re: Silly Bans Game - September 2nd 2013, 02:04 AM

I ban you because we don't always get what we want in life.
   
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Re: Silly Bans Game - September 2nd 2013, 02:15 AM

I ban you because it should be up to the mod's decision what type of ban hammer they use.


   
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Re: Silly Bans Game - September 2nd 2013, 02:42 AM

I ban you because I wish there were real hammers involved (if there were, I'd already be a mod )
   
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Re: Silly Bans Game - September 2nd 2013, 03:51 AM

I ban you because I was going to say LOL, the hammers would be the best part of the job .


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Re: Silly Bans Game - September 2nd 2013, 05:53 PM

I ban you because wouldn't that hurt ?
   
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Re: Silly Bans Game - September 2nd 2013, 06:12 PM

I can't believe the original thread got closed! SADFACE.

I ban you because THE CAKE IS A LIE


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Re: Silly Bans Game - September 2nd 2013, 06:15 PM

I ban you because the cake never lies
   
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Re: Silly Bans Game - September 2nd 2013, 06:54 PM

I ban you because L is my favorite character


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Re: Silly Bans Game - September 2nd 2013, 07:08 PM

I can you because L is not a character, it's a letter
   
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Re: Silly Bans Game - September 2nd 2013, 07:24 PM

I ban you because we're talking about Death Note.
   
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Re: Silly Bans Game - September 2nd 2013, 07:37 PM

I ban you because... *Puts hand on chest* WE... THE PEOPLE!


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Re: Silly Bans Game - September 2nd 2013, 08:02 PM

I ban you because I have no idea what you're talking about
   
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Re: Silly Bans Game - September 3rd 2013, 10:17 AM

I ban you because Cake is one of the many things I love but cannot make myself .


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Re: Silly Bans Game - September 3rd 2013, 10:52 AM

I ban you... And I smash a cake in your face!


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Re: Silly Bans Game - September 3rd 2013, 11:03 AM

I ban you because you're one year away from getting a licence ._.


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Re: Silly Bans Game - September 3rd 2013, 11:11 AM

I ban you because I can .
   
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I ban you because you were born in a year beginning with two!
   
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Re: Silly Bans Game - September 3rd 2013, 07:46 PM

I ban you because you were born in a year that starts with 1.
   
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Re: Silly Bans Game - September 4th 2013, 08:48 AM

I ban you because I recognised a lawyer I saw walking across the street because I saw him at a law firm, at a distance, six years ago. That's some freaky memory! .


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Re: Silly Bans Game - September 4th 2013, 07:32 PM

I ban you because I think you might have psychic powers O.o.
   
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Re: Silly Bans Game - September 4th 2013, 09:24 PM

I ban you because my favourite superhero power to have would be the power of shape shifting .


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Re: Silly Bans Game - September 4th 2013, 09:45 PM

I ban you because I love shape shifters, and learned about them in hogwarts.
   
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Re: Silly Bans Game - September 4th 2013, 10:12 PM

Haha I ban you because when I saw your name, I immediately thought of the big bird that Harry rides in I think, Prisoner of Azkaban and then I realised that wasn't it .


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Re: Silly Bans Game - September 4th 2013, 10:49 PM

I ban you because I'm reading the Harry Potter series
   
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Re: Silly Bans Game - September 4th 2013, 11:16 PM

I ban you because I haven't read a full book since last year . I am more of a movie fan myself, I need to start getting into reading LOL.


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Re: Silly Bans Game - September 5th 2013, 12:02 AM

I ban you because I'm kinda the same way. Unless I find a book that I REALLY like (Harry Potter, Hunger Games, etc.), the only things I really read are graphic novels/manga (heck, I'm using L from Death Note as my avatar).
   
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Re: Silly Bans Game - September 6th 2013, 12:36 AM

I ban you because drawing Anime is so complicated yet it is the most common thing people try to draw .


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Re: Silly Bans Game - September 6th 2013, 12:52 AM

I ban you because I want to try drawing it now
   
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Re: Silly Bans Game - September 6th 2013, 12:57 AM

I ban you because I can't draw to save my life and I'm jealous of people who can


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Re: Silly Bans Game - September 6th 2013, 09:08 AM

I ban you because drawing is one of those things I suck at but I do anyway (Well I'm going to need to draw alot for the job I'm planning on getting ).
   
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Re: Silly Bans Game - September 6th 2013, 05:02 PM

I ban you because I draw all the time but I don't like it... is that weird? O.O I like drawing tattoos on people with pens

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Re: Silly Bans Game - September 7th 2013, 03:21 AM

I ban you because we're all a little weird .
   
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