[Amorphous.]

Morning guys, my name is Hamed, for those who don't know, and this is the new Silly Bans thread. Alright so Silly Bans was a well known game here which sadly, was closed a couple of days ago. The original was a whopping SIX YEARS old, and was started by the lovely Tara, who's not a member here anymore .

But this is the new thread . OK, so this is how the thread works. People are banned for all sorts of reasons, spam, trolling, and just general annoyingness. But this game gives you guys the opportunity to ban someone for a very silly reason, right? Hence the name.

So someone posts, "I ban you because....." And then a weird reason, and the person below, does the same thing when they post .

So it goes:

"I ban you because you're not from Australia".
"I ban you because I am so jealous of people who live there".

Or something like that . Alright, so I'll start.

I ban you (no one LOL) because I am more of a dog person than a cat person.