Silly Bans #4

[Storyteller.]

This used to be one of my favourite threads. We've had a couple of iterations (here and here) so check those out if you're confused.

The essence of the game is to "ban" the person above you for a ridiculous reason.

For example:
Person 1: I ban you for having a quote in your signature.
Person 2: I ban you because you're not a teenager anymore.

The process continues ad infinitum. Have fun.

[SirJordan]

I ban you for creating this thread lol

[Storyteller.]

I ban you for replying to it.

[SirJordan]

I ban you for being a teenhelp addict

[Sophrosyne]

I ban you for living in England.

[Fallingforyou]

I ban you for having a crazy post count

[Storyteller.]

I ban you for having the same first name as my mother.

[Sophrosyne]

I ban you for having an even crazier post count than me.

[Stormblade]

I ban you for losing those 2 Opportunity Advisement points.

[obelus]

I ban you for saying "crikey" with varying capitals and not being from Australia.

[Nightblood.]

I ban you for being a pototato

[Storyteller.]

I ban you for using the word "pototato" in your post.

[obelus]

I ban you for also using the word "pototato" in you post.

[Sophrosyne]

I ban you for saying you instead of your in your post.

[Elision]

I ban you for repeating you and your too many times

[Sophrosyne]

I ban you for always sending us back to zero on the 'staff count to 50 thread'.

[Fallingforyou]

I ban you for being lost in paradise (come back plz)

[obelus]

I ban you for your signature getting several Lion King songs stuck in my head.

[Storyteller.]

I ban you for having a definition of your username in your signature.

[obelus]

I ban you for having a crown in yours.

I ban you for liking cats!

[Storyteller.]

I ban you because I'm pretty sure you have cats.

[Sophrosyne]

I ban you for liking tea.

[Elision]

I ban you for not taking us all to Narnia with you

[Sophrosyne]

I ban you for liking Hamilton more than me.

[Storyteller.]

I ban you for having an even number of posts.

[obelus]

I ban you because you have an uneven number of posts.

[Sophrosyne]

I ban you for not being a teen on TeenHelp.

[obelus]

I ban you for getting lost in paradise and not bringing me along.

[Kintsukuroi.]

I ban you because you're from the United States.

[MWF]

I ban you because you're from the sky. You're nationless. A vagabond. A sitting duck, if you will, with no Uncle Sam to save you.

[Nightblood.]

I ban you for wishing to live in Canada (in fact, I banish you to Canada)

[Rez]

Signature isn't colorful. Banned.

[NeuroBeautiful]

I dont know what rezno means, banning you :P

[Elision]

Three mice, but you've got a lynx as your avatar? Banned

[NeuroBeautiful]

Originally Posted by Pan221

Three mice, but you've got a lynx as your avatar? Banned

LOLOL!!


Pan what? Pan Labyrinth or Pan something else. I don't like how there's no closure! Banned.

[Fallingforyou]

I ban you for making me think of the three mice I used to have as a kid that all died from some illness

[NeuroBeautiful]

Originally Posted by Fallingforyou

I ban you for making me think of the three mice I used to have as a kid that all died from some illness

I ban you because you joined April 17th and that's a hard day of the year for me

[obelus]

I ban you for getting that Green Day song stuck in my head.

[Kintsukuroi.]

I ban you because your profile picture is of a cat.