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Crappy Christmas cracker jokes - December 25th 2009, 02:08 PM

We all know how terrible they can get. Just post whatever ones you've read here.

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Re: Crappy Christmas cracker jokes - December 25th 2009, 02:22 PM

I had one this year that I found quite amusing:

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Re: Crappy Christmas cracker jokes - December 25th 2009, 03:15 PM

I had some stupid ones, i have the same ones most years :l


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Re: Crappy Christmas cracker jokes - December 25th 2009, 03:48 PM

@Rob lol that actually isn't too bad. I don't even know why we buy crackers, the jokes we normally get are lame, the hats are too small for us and my dog is scared of the noise =))


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Re: Crappy Christmas cracker jokes - December 25th 2009, 04:30 PM

Q: What do ghosts eat for Christmas dinner?
A: Goulash

That's lame.


   
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Re: Crappy Christmas cracker jokes - December 25th 2009, 05:02 PM

i had..

what's the biggest kind of ant?
- elephant.

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Re: Crappy Christmas cracker jokes - December 25th 2009, 07:21 PM

The ones I got this year were new but still pretty lame. I can't remember any of them either.
   
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