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Ceilidh Offline makes everything 20% cooler. Jeez, get a life! *********** Name: Ceilidh Age: 22 Gender: Female Location: Wales, UK Posts: 5,318 Join Date: August 31st 2009	Crappy Christmas cracker jokes - December 25th 2009, 02:08 PM We all know how terrible they can get. Just post whatever ones you've read here. Which bird is always out of breath? A Puffin Seriously, who writes these things? -_____- "Numbing the pain for a while will make it worse when you finally feel it" - Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, J.K. Rowling

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Rob Offline Project Coordinator Jeez, get a life! *********** Name: Rob Age: 25 Gender: Male Location: England Posts: 5,404 Join Date: January 5th 2009	Re: Crappy Christmas cracker jokes - December 25th 2009, 02:22 PM I had one this year that I found quite amusing: Q. What do you call an underground train full of professors? A. A tube of smarties.

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Emzy Offline Member Senior TeenHelper ******* Name: Emma Age: 21 Gender: Female Location: Nottingham Posts: 969 Join Date: April 16th 2009	Re: Crappy Christmas cracker jokes - December 25th 2009, 03:15 PM I had some stupid ones, i have the same ones most years :l *"All the haters I swear, they look so small from up here..."* tumblr. \| facebook

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Re: Crappy Christmas cracker jokes - December 25th 2009, 03:48 PM

@Rob lol that actually isn't too bad. I don't even know why we buy crackers, the jokes we normally get are lame, the hats are too small for us and my dog is scared of the noise =))

"Numbing the pain for a while will make it worse when you finally feel it"

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Lumpy Space Princess Offline I like pizza Jeez, get a life! *********** Age: 20 Gender: Female Location: Scotland Posts: 5,828 Join Date: January 6th 2009	Re: Crappy Christmas cracker jokes - December 25th 2009, 04:30 PM Q: What do ghosts eat for Christmas dinner? A: Goulash That's lame.

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losing touch. Offline oh, really?.. Jeez, get a life! *********** Age: 20 Gender: Female Location: UK Posts: 6,203 Join Date: January 8th 2009	Re: Crappy Christmas cracker jokes - December 25th 2009, 05:02 PM i had.. what's the biggest kind of ant? - elephant. urgh, ..and our dreams will break the boundaries of our fears.. ❤ Tumblr.

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Skeleton Offline Member Outside, huh? ********** Name: Charlie Age: 22 Gender: Female Location: UK. Posts: 4,376 Join Date: January 6th 2009	Re: Crappy Christmas cracker jokes - December 25th 2009, 07:21 PM The ones I got this year were new but still pretty lame. I can't remember any of them either.

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