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Smile 101 ways to annoy teachers - February 18th 2010, 03:45 AM

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lkike the name suggests im trying to find 101 ways to annoy teachers for a school project so any idea would be great im aiming for 70 ways soplease let it rip, be creative, funny.
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Re: 101 ways to annoy teachers - February 18th 2010, 03:52 AM

Act like you can't listen to them, asking to repeat everything.


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Re: 101 ways to annoy teachers - February 18th 2010, 07:41 AM

Doodle. Or write your notes as doodles. Have long ways to explain how the doodle relate to what they were saying. My friend did this in Politics last year, drove our teacher mad.


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Re: 101 ways to annoy teachers - February 18th 2010, 07:47 AM

Search on facebook groups '50 ways to make a teacher want to hit you'

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Re: 101 ways to annoy teachers - February 18th 2010, 01:58 PM

- Come to class late
- Ask to go to the BR, twice
- Talk to your friends while the teacher talking
- Hold the book in front of face, and go to sleep
( so it makes it look like the teacher thinks you;re reading)
-Stare at the wall.
- Doodle
- If the teacher asks the whole class to do the assignment, and walks
around the class, then she comes to you, say ' I;m sorry, what was I supposed
to do again?'
- play with your fingers/toes
- play with your hair
- sing or hum ( It really does annoy the teacher)


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Re: 101 ways to annoy teachers - February 18th 2010, 02:22 PM

Chuck a chair at them.
   
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Re: 101 ways to annoy teachers - February 18th 2010, 03:28 PM

get to class eairly if your teacher is out of the room and just draw and or write on the board my math teacher gets sooo annoyed at the guys who do that um......switch seats with someone, the paper air plane thing, um throw stuff, get up and scream fire and run out of the room, start screaming and when the teacher asks you why your screaming say you werent, move stuff in the class around, take and hide other peoples stuff....thats all I can think of right now


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Re: 101 ways to annoy teachers - February 18th 2010, 05:58 PM

Ohhhhh, the secondary school I went to was expert at this

~Sit at the back of the class and hum the Harry Potter theme tune (we used to do this in Irish class in second year..) and when the teacher turns round, stop humming and look innocent. As soon as they turn back to the board, start again....it's actually pretty creepy. :P

~ When the teacher leaves the room for a few moments, quickly get everyone to turn their chairs around to the other side of the table and face the other way, so when they come round the class is pretty much backwards. Act like nothing's different.

~ Organise a pencil drop...this was EPICCC. Primary school days. Get someone with a beepy alarm on their watch to set their alarm for a certain time and when it goes off, everyone must drop a pen or pencil on the floor at the same time. Muahaha.

~ Mexican waves....bestest.

~ Take inspiration from The Crucible and pretend there's a huge bird flying about the room...

~ This mighn't work in a country that isn't Ireland.... but sometimes we would only talk Irish to our tachers, claiming it was 'Irish Week'. I suppose you could substitute it with French or something...


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Re: 101 ways to annoy teachers - February 19th 2010, 05:28 AM

-walk in late and yell "what did i miss?!"
-yell across the room and ask if you can borrow a pencil from someone
-if your phone rings, answer it, and put the person youre talking to on speaker so everyone can hear your convo
-ask if you can have permission to use the restroom and if he/she says no, go anyway
-ask the teacher how old he/she is
-turn in paper that has been ripped out of the notebook with the little messy confetti's at the edge lol
-turn in homework that was due months ago
   
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Re: 101 ways to annoy teachers - February 21st 2010, 05:49 AM

Be ridiculously focused on what they are saying and try to always keep eye contact. I imagine that would be kind of creepy

Insist that your invisible friend doesn't understand and needs help.


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Re: 101 ways to annoy teachers - February 21st 2010, 05:50 AM

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~ Mexican waves....bestest.

Lol what is that?


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Re: 101 ways to annoy teachers - February 21st 2010, 06:00 AM

Growl/talk like a Pokemon. Be creative of what you yell out.
   
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Re: 101 ways to annoy teachers - February 22nd 2010, 08:11 PM

Yeah playing with your hair always works for me.




   
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Re: 101 ways to annoy teachers - February 24th 2010, 08:42 PM

oooh, i have lots..

~ whenever they ask a question say, 'sorry.. what was that?..' let them repeat it and then say, 'oh sorry i wasn't listening.. what was that again?' and repeat..

~ whenever the teacher says anything, ask 'why?'..

~ click your pen constantly

~ make paper airplanes and launch them at people across the classroom

~ ask your teacher about their love life..

~ put lots of sexual innuendos in your essays..

~ bring food and start eating it half way through class. when the teacher looks at you say 'oh, do you want some?' and when they say.. 'no, please put it away..' carry on eating and say.. 'good cos you can't have any.' and smile

~ when they teacher is telling you off, start laughing at them.

~ ask a completely unrelated question to your lesson.. the weirder the better. and when they ask why you're asking this say 'i was just wondering..'

a personal favourite of mine..

~ when the teacher is facing the board or walks out of the classroom switch seats with someone near you and see if they notice.. and do it again all through the lesson.


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Re: 101 ways to annoy teachers - March 9th 2010, 08:53 PM

Spill something on their desk, or spill something off there desk, grade there papers with not real grades (cat, unicorn, disco ball), stay after class doing alot of work (coloring), giving the teacher their least fav food for lunch, steal their keys to the class, call them by their first name, draw on other ppl's assignments, read stuff wrong if the call you to read, talk alot, come to class early everyday asking about random stuff, jogg inside the calss room, break your lead and sharpen many times (electric sharpener works best), write with a yellow pen, bring a pillow to class, just to prove you sleep there, bring a pet to class, drop a bug container with bugs in it out of your pocket "accidently", talk in a diffrent language, and dance in class, just to name a few... Hope I helped!


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Re: 101 ways to annoy teachers - March 9th 2010, 10:02 PM

Keep asking them what page you're on (y)
For maths teachers - get a physics book out
For English teachers - get a Maths book out
Keep getting your phone out, and when they yell at you yell at them saying it could be important (and make up reasons why this may be)

To name but a few.
   
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Re: 101 ways to annoy teachers - March 9th 2010, 11:34 PM

I LOVE acting very interested, focused, and confident in the material and then when the teacher actually picks me to do something (based on my attitude), I have no idea what's going on :P


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Re: 101 ways to annoy teachers - March 11th 2010, 06:40 AM

Some of these are really good! But at our school we could never get away with that! Haha here are some of mine!

-Get a vivid which sort of looks like a whiteboard marker and put it up by the whiteboard (do it when no one sees so that no one would dob you in, and it makes it seem like a innocent mistake), when the teacher goes to write on the board, she'll write in vivid!

-Get all your friends pencilcases together and make a big tower or a bridge!

-Pretend to text in class and then when the teacher says "put your phone away" you stand up and say "IM ACTUALY NOT TXTING - come and check" and look as though you are angry at her...she might be embarrased
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Re: 101 ways to annoy teachers - March 11th 2010, 04:10 PM

Drop your book on the floor when everything is quite(hardcover)Try to get a few friends to do it too.

Repeat everything he/she says.

Repetitively ask for help even of you don't need it.(Works best if it's something esay)

Come to class late and talk to your friends loudly as you sit down or you can just come to class late

Come to class b4 he/she is in the room write something weird on the bored(Pokemon language or another language ur teacher doesn't speak) and leave b4 he/she returns, walk in surprised

(if you don't get your phone taken away like in my old HS) Leave your phone on ring(loud) and get somebody to call you(works best in the middle of doing work, when its quite)


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Re: 101 ways to annoy teachers - March 12th 2010, 04:01 AM

Write smack talk all over the whiteboard in permanent markers before a lesson, or stupid drawings same thing.

O lol... i remember somethin. The teacher must have been having a bad day or something already... but someone was sitting at the front right in front of the teacher, and took his shoes off. It fuking stank like a morgue, the teacher lost it threw him out and gave him a detention and threw his books in the bin. It as funny as hell.

O ye... mosquito ringtone pisses the hell outa people also. Younger teachers can hear it. The old ones over 25 or 30 or so are half deaf by then lol.
   
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Re: 101 ways to annoy teachers - March 12th 2010, 04:18 AM

oh i have another one!! my friends did this two years ago! its a Classic!!!

When doing film study, or watching a movie to write notes, or just watching a movie for fun, every time the teacher leaves the room, rewind the video so that you can watch it for longer! lol! then you wont be expected to do as much work coz you havent watched as much!
   
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Re: 101 ways to annoy teachers - March 12th 2010, 07:41 PM

- "Forget" your stuff in your locker (if you have one) and have to go and search for it. Come back to the lesson 10/15 minutes later without it and say "I must have left it at home, I searched everywhere."
- Write essays using metaphors. My friend wrote her entire mock university entry history paper by comparing history to a bus - detailing why a bus was the only vehicle it could be likened to.
- In Maths during A levels we did no work on fridays ever. It was last period and my friend and I dubbed it "fat fridays" two weeks into year 12. This meant spending lunch in the pub / park. Then showing up to lesson with biscuits/crisps/cakes/coke etc After a few months our teacher gave up being annoyed and joined in. He even cleared a shelf to store the food on, and bought stuff in himself.


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Re: 101 ways to annoy teachers - March 12th 2010, 08:05 PM

When they ask for your assignment, say your dog ate it, then procede to take a big bite out of a piece of scribbled-on notebook paper and hand it to them.

If you're in a foreign language class, ask how to say crazy things like "Where is the cat in my pants?" (That's Donde esta el gato en mis pantalones in spanish bytheway)


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Re: 101 ways to annoy teachers - March 12th 2010, 08:15 PM

I like to play a game with my friends in lessons with teachers gullible enough to think we're actually interested in the work. What we do is we write down a list of completely random and unrelated words such as:

Banana
chipmunk
W.B. Yeats
alarm clock
Hitler
androgenous
pillow
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Then when the teacher starts talking we put up our hands and try to get all of the words into the conversation as fast as possible. The person who says all of the words first wins. It is hilarious to play and the competitive side gives it more of an edge. Note: do not try this on clever, intuitive teachers as you are likely to end up in detention.
   
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Re: 101 ways to annoy teachers - March 15th 2010, 09:09 PM

What I did was thus:

Doodle on books, and spend AGES explaining how the doodle was TOTALLY relevant!
Throw my pencil over the room, then walk over to pick it up, and start a conversation with the person nearest the pencil
   
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