How Geeky Are You? (Just For Fun)

[The Morrigan]

So I just found this fan page on Facebook http://www.facebook.com/#!/group.php?gid=259940193392

How many of these statements apply to you?

69/101 for me

[noise94]

Hahahahaha.

84.

[Stephanie]

1) You hate bad spelling and punctuation, especially on Facebook groups

2) You get annoyed when people use the wrong version of there/their/they’re or to/too/two

3) You have any classical music on your iPod/MP3

4) You enjoy a friendly board game like Scrabble or Cluedo

5) You’ve ever achieved an A grade without trying

6) You’ve ever quoted a Sci-Fi film

7) You watch Have I Got News For You because “it’s interesting as well as funny!”

8) You watch QI (nothing wrong with this btw!)

9) You regularly pay attention to the news

10) You look forward to exam results

11) You’ve ever fallen about laughing at something in a textbook which wasn’t graffiti and didn’t involve the words ‘penis’, ‘vagina’ or ‘erection’

12) All your ‘fun facts’ include references to other facts

13) You have ‘fun facts’

14) You like ‘fun facts’

15) You’ve ever yelled “OWNED!” (or similar) in someone’s face after consulting a dictionary/thesaurus

16) You know who came up with E = mc²

17) You can name more than 5 British politicians

18) You know who Nick Griffin is and why he’s a c**t

19) You can combine sarcasm with subtlety

20) You can pronounce subtlety properly

21) You enjoy the odd tongue twister or witty limerick

22) You’ve had an in-depth discussion with your teacher about a particularly interesting point you made in your work

23) If you can't figure out a new text abbreviation you get really annoyed and end up Google-ing it rather than having to ask someone

24) You still get kicks from playing Pokemon, Mario, Sonic or other old school nintendo/sega games (Y)

25) You comment on how scientifically or historically inaccurate films and TV programmes are

26) You insult chavs with words they don't understand

27) You hear someone say the word "mole" and instantly think of chemistry, not the small furry creature

28) You tell science jokes like "One ion says to the other: 'I think i've lost an electron.' The other ion replies 'Are you positive?'" (hilarious xD)

29) You get slightly overexcited upon receiving a book entitled "English words and their spelling - a history of phonological conflict" or something similarly geeky

30) You love "Ripley's Believe It Or Not!" facts

31) You can insult people with terminology specific to geeky subjects

32) You have an unhealthy addiction to Tetris, Bejewelled or Pac-Man

33) You understand this joke: "I'll have a pie"
"That'll be £3.14!"

34) You will go out of your way to do something long and intricate for people (like producing a list of your records), not just when 'you have the time' or 'if you're bored', but because you want to help people whilst feeling clever in the process

35) If whenever you see 'etc.' you feel the urge to say et cetera with proper latin pronunciation

36) Your only participation in sports is when you play them on your console (this may not apply to all geeks!)

37) Every time you pick up a ruler, or similar long thin object, you pretend it's a lightsaber

38) You always correct your teachers if they make a mistake

39) You join a facebook group claiming that you're part geek...

40) You are willing to discuss the validity of this list

41) You actually spend your free time typing as many words as you can on your calculator

42) You a) count your score, b) wonder whether part geek should be hyphenated or not, c) use letters when writing lists...

43) You play(ed) a form of card game e.g. Yugioh, Magic: The Gathering

44) You do the extra essay/extra questions "because I wanted to "

45) You've ever tried to use the force either to move an object or strangle someone

46) You know the difference between RAM and rams

47) You've sat around with mates when bored trying to name all the 493 pokémon, or even just the original 151

48) You purchase headphones based on the specifications (on the box), rather than how cool they look

49) You proof read peoples updates!

50) You appreciate the correct spelling of "you're" in the group name

51) You hate it when people use 2 or 4 dots for an ellipsis

52) You know what an ellipsis is

53) You make side notes on your tests explaining your unorthodox methods

54) You know why 4th May is Star Wars day

55) You quiver at your friend's misspelt homework, aching to correct it for them

56) You wait until your friend isn't looking, then correct their spelling


So yeah... 56.

[Spellbound]

54/100..
I was hoping for more. x

[Rainbow Dash]

1) You hate bad spelling and punctuation, especially on Facebook groups

2) You get annoyed when people use the wrong version of there/their/they’re or to/too/two

3) You have any classical music on your iPod/MP3

4) You enjoy a friendly board game like Scrabble or Cluedo

5) You’ve ever achieved an A grade without trying

6) You’ve ever quoted a Sci-Fi film

7) You watch Have I Got News For You because “it’s interesting as well as funny!”

8) You watch QI (nothing wrong with this btw!)

9) You regularly pay attention to the news

10) You look forward to exam results

11) You’ve ever fallen about laughing at something in a textbook which wasn’t graffiti and didn’t involve the words ‘penis’, ‘vagina’ or ‘erection’

12) All your ‘fun facts’ include references to other facts

13) You have ‘fun facts’

14) You like ‘fun facts’

15) You’ve ever yelled “OWNED!” (or similar) in someone’s face after consulting a dictionary/thesaurus

16) You can identify all 7 continents on a world map

17) You knew there were 7 continents

18) You know who came up with E = mc²

19) You can name more than 5 British politicians

20) You know who Nick Griffin is and why he’s a c**t

21) You can combine sarcasm with subtlety

22) You can pronounce subtlety properly

23) You enjoy the odd tongue twister or witty limerick

24) You’ve had an in-depth discussion with your teacher about a particularly interesting point you made in your work

25) You’ve bothered to have an argument with an idiot on a FB discussion board

26) If you can't figure out a new text abbreviation you get really annoyed and end up Google-ing it rather than having to ask someone

27) You still get kicks from playing Pokemon, Mario, Sonic or other old school nintendo/sega games (Y) HELL YEAH!

28) You try to add up stupid numbers in your head before going to find a calculator

29) You comment on how scientifically or historically inaccurate films and TV programmes are

30) You insult chavs with words they don't understand I love doing this

31) Three Words make your day "Triple...Word...Score". Oh yeah.

32) You hear someone say the word "mole" and instantly think of chemistry, not the small furry creature

33) You can prove Girls are Evil using an equation (see discussion board for details)

34) You tell science jokes like "One ion says to the other: 'I think i've lost an electron.' The other ion replies 'Are you positive?'" (hilarious xD)

35) You play/have played Dungeons and Dragons

36) You love Star Wars or Star Trek (You may also have argued over which is the best)

37) You get slightly overexcited upon receiving a book entitled "English words and their spelling - a history of phonological conflict" or something similarly geeky

38) You love "Ripley's Believe It Or Not!" facts

39) You can insult people with terminology specific to geeky subjects

40) You say "May the force be with you!" instead of "Good luck"

41) You have an unhealthy addiction to Tetris, Bejewelled or Pac-Man TETRIS Don't forget Space Invaders

42) If you've ever shouted keyboard commands at somebody because they insist on finding the copy button (or similar) on the toolbar

43) You watch The Big Bang Theory and get the jokes

44) You understand this joke: "I'll have a pie"
"That'll be £3.14!"

45) You will go out of your way to do something long and intricate for people (like producing a list of your records), not just when 'you have the time' or 'if you're bored', but because you want to help people whilst feeling clever in the process

46) You love Athens, Moussaka and the Mediterranean Sea...oh wait sorry, wrong group!

47) You use obscure historical dates as PINs or lock combinations

48) If whenever you see 'etc.' you feel the urge to say et cetera with proper latin pronunciation

49) You wonder what would happen if E=mc³

50) You love speaking like Yoda because it makes you feel cool

51) You can't wait for the next episode of Doctor Who

52) You know Pi to a few too many decimal places e.g. to 14: 3.14159265358979

53) You speak Klingon

54) You know that there are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't

55) All your CDs, Books, DVDs etc. are in alphabetical order

56) Your only participation in sports is when you play them on your console (this may not apply to all geeks!)

57) You've argued about how to pronounce "Yoshi"

58) Every time you pick up a ruler, or similar long thin object, you pretend it's a lightsaber

59) Your Physics teacher hates you because whenever he/she says "Force" you say "The Force is strong in this one"

60) You know what TARDIS stands for

61) You always correct your teachers if they make a mistake

62) You have ever attended, or vaguely considered attending, a Sci-Fi convention

63) You disagree with something and shout "OBJECTION! (Your Honour)”

64) You get annoyed when people think they're cool because they "know" that antidisestablishmentarianism is the longest word in the English language, because it's not. *Apparently* it is actually pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis which is a lung disease miners used to get from breathing in dust...OWNED!

65) You love this Joke: "A brown bear and a white bear fall into a lake, which dissolves first? The white one - it's polar!"

66) You join a facebook group claiming that you're part geek...

67) You are willing to discuss the validity of this list

68) You laugh at the concept of "methene"

69) You actually spend your free time typing as many words as you can on your calculator

70) You a) count your score, b) wonder whether part geek should be hyphenated or not, c) use letters when writing lists...

71) If you don't know the answer to a question you automatically respond "42"

72) If you have named any of your electronic gadgets "Marvin"

73) You heard "They're taking the hobbits to Isengard" and loved it!

74) You've named pets or possessions after Hobbits or Shakespearian characters

75) You play(ed) a form of card game e.g. Yugioh, Magic: The Gathering

76) You joined the group: "Nerd?" We prefer the term "intellectual badass."

77) You get annoyed when people get Doctor Who/Star Wars/Star Trek/other names and facts wrong...

78) You do the extra essay/extra questions "because I wanted to "

79) You've ever tried to use the force either to move an object or strangle someone

80) You know the difference between RAM and rams

81) You run round to your friend's house to watch the National Geographic channel on their Sky TV

82) You know the entire Periodic Table off by heart

83) You've sat around with mates when bored trying to name all the 493 pokémon, or even just the original 151

84) You purchase headphones based on the specifications (on the box), rather than how cool they look

85) You've spent time discussing the shape of the "happiness against cream cake consumption" curve

86) You can solve a Rubik's Cube (with no help!)

87) You enjoy playing Minesweeper and are proud that you've completed it on the highest difficulty

88) You proof read peoples updates!

89) You call your phone a mobile communication device

90) You appreciate the correct spelling of "you're" in the group name

91) You've ever made a snowman of a character from sci-fi

92) You've ever played Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock

93) You hate it when people use 2 or 4 dots for an ellipsis

94) You know what an ellipsis is

95) You make side notes on your tests explaining your unorthodox methods

96) You've ever solved algebra questions on window condensation

97) You can recite the alphabet backwards with ease

98) You know why 4th May is Star Wars day

99) You quiver at your friend's misspelt homework, aching to correct it for them

100) You wait until your friend isn't looking, then correct their spelling

101) Upon being asked to identify which of your fellows is the perpetrator of a misdemeanor you reply "I'm Spartacus!", to which all your friends respond by each yelling "No, I'm Spartacus!" until the enquirer gives up

30/101 I wanted more than that

[BDF]

I got 19 lol

If I live to be 101 tho... I'll have 101

And be proud of reachin my "binary age".

I dono wtf that's supposed to mean but hey.

[Bean]

84/101

[Power Cosmic]

1) You hate bad spelling and punctuation, especially on Facebook groups

2) You get annoyed when people use the wrong version of there/their/they’re or to/too/two

3) You have any classical music on your iPod/MP3

4) You enjoy a friendly board game like Scrabble or Cluedo

5) You’ve ever achieved an A grade without trying

6) You’ve ever quoted a Sci-Fi film

7) You watch Have I Got News For You because “it’s interesting as well as funny!”

8) You watch QI (nothing wrong with this btw!)

9) You regularly pay attention to the news

10) You look forward to exam results

11) You’ve ever fallen about laughing at something in a textbook which wasn’t graffiti and didn’t involve the words ‘penis’, ‘vagina’ or ‘erection’

12) All your ‘fun facts’ include references to other facts

13) You have ‘fun facts’

14) You like ‘fun facts’

15) You’ve ever yelled “OWNED!” (or similar) in someone’s face after consulting a dictionary/thesaurus

16) You can identify all 7 continents on a world map

17) You knew there were 7 continents

18) You know who came up with E = mc²

19) You can name more than 5 British politicians

20) You know who Nick Griffin is and why he’s a c**t

21) You can combine sarcasm with subtlety

22) You can pronounce subtlety properly

23) You enjoy the odd tongue twister or witty limerick

24) You’ve had an in-depth discussion with your teacher about a particularly interesting point you made in your work


26) If you can't figure out a new text abbreviation you get really annoyed and end up Google-ing it rather than having to ask someone

27) You still get kicks from playing Pokemon, Mario, Sonic or other old school nintendo/sega games (Y)

28) You try to add up stupid numbers in your head before going to find a calculator

29) You comment on how scientifically or historically inaccurate films and TV programmes are

30) You insult chavs with words they don't understand

31) Three Words make your day "Triple...Word...Score". Oh yeah.

32) You hear someone say the word "mole" and instantly think of chemistry, not the small furry creature

33) You can prove Girls are Evil using an equation (see discussion board for details)

34) You tell science jokes like "One ion says to the other: 'I think i've lost an electron.' The other ion replies 'Are you positive?'" (hilarious xD)

35) You play/have played Dungeons and Dragons

36) You love Star Wars or Star Trek (You may also have argued over which is the best)

37) You get slightly overexcited upon receiving a book entitled "English words and their spelling - a history of phonological conflict" or something similarly geeky

39) You can insult people with terminology specific to geeky subjects

40) You say "May the force be with you!" instead of "Good luck"

42) If you've ever shouted keyboard commands at somebody because they insist on finding the copy button (or similar) on the toolbar

43) You watch The Big Bang Theory and get the jokes

44) You understand this joke: "I'll have a pie"
"That'll be £3.14!"

45) You will go out of your way to do something long and intricate for people (like producing a list of your records), not just when 'you have the time' or 'if you're bored', but because you want to help people whilst feeling clever in the process

47) You use obscure historical dates as PINs or lock combinations

48) If whenever you see 'etc.' you feel the urge to say et cetera with proper latin pronunciation

49) You wonder what would happen if E=mc³

50) You love speaking like Yoda because it makes you feel cool

51) You can't wait for the next episode of Doctor Who

52) You know Pi to a few too many decimal places e.g. to 14: 3.14159265358979


54) You know that there are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't

55) All your CDs, Books, DVDs etc. are in alphabetical order

56) Your only participation in sports is when you play them on your console (this may not apply to all geeks!)

57) You've argued about how to pronounce "Yoshi"

58) Every time you pick up a ruler, or similar long thin object, you pretend it's a lightsaber

59) Your Physics teacher hates you because whenever he/she says "Force" you say "The Force is strong in this one"

60) You know what TARDIS stands for

61) You always correct your teachers if they make a mistake

62) You have ever attended, or vaguely considered attending, a Sci-Fi convention

63) You disagree with something and shout "OBJECTION! (Your Honour)”

64) You get annoyed when people think they're cool because they "know" that antidisestablishmentarianism is the longest word in the English language, because it's not. *Apparently* it is actually pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis which is a lung disease miners used to get from breathing in dust...OWNED!

65) You love this Joke: "A brown bear and a white bear fall into a lake, which dissolves first? The white one - it's polar!"

66) You join a facebook group claiming that you're part geek...

67) You are willing to discuss the validity of this list

68) You laugh at the concept of "methene"

70) You a) count your score, b) wonder whether part geek should be hyphenated or not, c) use letters when writing lists...

71) If you don't know the answer to a question you automatically respond "42"

72) If you have named any of your electronic gadgets "Marvin"

73) You heard "They're taking the hobbits to Isengard" and loved it!

74) You've named pets or possessions after Hobbits or Shakespearian characters

75) You play(ed) a form of card game e.g. Yugioh, Magic: The Gathering

76) You joined the group: "Nerd?" We prefer the term "intellectual badass."

77) You get annoyed when people get Doctor Who/Star Wars/Star Trek/other names and facts wrong...

78) You do the extra essay/extra questions "because I wanted to "

79) You've ever tried to use the force either to move an object or strangle someone

80) You know the difference between RAM and rams

81) You run round to your friend's house to watch the National Geographic channel on their Sky TV

83) You've sat around with mates when bored trying to name all the 493 pokémon, or even just the original 151

84) You purchase headphones based on the specifications (on the box), rather than how cool they look

85) You've spent time discussing the shape of the "happiness against cream cake consumption" curve

89) You call your phone a mobile communication device

90) You appreciate the correct spelling of "you're" in the group name

93) You hate it when people use 2 or 4 dots for an ellipsis

94) You know what an ellipsis is

95) You make side notes on your tests explaining your unorthodox methods

98) You know why 4th May is Star Wars day

99) You quiver at your friend's misspelt homework, aching to correct it for them

100) You wait until your friend isn't looking, then correct their spelling

101) Upon being asked to identify which of your fellows is the perpetrator of a misdemeanor you reply "I'm Spartacus!", to which all your friends respond by each yelling "No, I'm Spartacus!" until the enquirer gives up



86/101....not bad >.>

[Briana]

yay 32!! I expected like 10. hahaha.

[Casey.]

57101. I loved that though xD

[emma01]

I got 18/101

Man I love the Ion joke! hahah i am so telling my friends that!

[Magic.]

56 ... I'm disappointed it's not more :P

[Speechless]

48. Not as geeky as I thought.

[xx little miss clumsy xx]

63...
loving it

[Toast]

All bold ones are the ones that apply to me.

1) You hate bad spelling and punctuation, especially on Facebook groups

2) You get annoyed when people use the wrong version of there/their/they’re or to/too/two

3) You have any classical music on your iPod/MP3

4) You enjoy a friendly board game like Scrabble or Cluedo

5) You’ve ever achieved an A grade without trying

6) You’ve ever quoted a Sci-Fi film

7) You watch Have I Got News For You because “it’s interesting as well as funny!”

8) You watch QI (nothing wrong with this btw!)

9) You regularly pay attention to the news

10) You look forward to exam results

11) You’ve ever fallen about laughing at something in a textbook which wasn’t graffiti and didn’t involve the words ‘penis’, ‘vagina’ or ‘erection’

12) All your ‘fun facts’ include references to other facts

13) You have ‘fun facts’

14) You like ‘fun facts’ (But a lot of those lists include false information)

15) You’ve ever yelled “OWNED!” (or similar) in someone’s face after consulting a dictionary/thesaurus

16) You can identify all 7 continents on a world map

17) You knew there were 7 continents

18) You know who came up with E = mc²

19) You can name more than 5 British politicians

20) You know who Nick Griffin is and why he’s a c**t

21) You can combine sarcasm with subtlety

22) You can pronounce subtlety properly

23) You enjoy the odd tongue twister or witty limerick

24) You’ve had an in-depth discussion with your teacher about a particularly interesting point you made in your work

25) You’ve bothered to have an argument with an idiot on a FB discussion board

26) If you can't figure out a new text abbreviation you get really annoyed and end up Google-ing it rather than having to ask someone

27) You still get kicks from playing Pokemon, Mario, Sonic or other old school nintendo/sega games

28) You try to add up stupid numbers in your head before going to find a calculator

29) You comment on how scientifically or historically inaccurate films and TV programmes are

30) You insult chavs with words they don't understand

31) Three Words make your day "Triple...Word...Score". Oh yeah.

32) You hear someone say the word "mole" and instantly think of chemistry, not the small furry creature

33) You can prove Girls are Evil using an equation (see discussion board for details)

34) You tell science jokes like "One ion says to the other: 'I think i've lost an electron.' The other ion replies 'Are you positive?'" (hilarious xD)

35) You play/have played Dungeons and Dragons

36) You love Star Wars or Star Trek (You may also have argued over which is the best)

37) You get slightly overexcited upon receiving a book entitled "English words and their spelling - a history of phonological conflict" or something similarly geeky

38) You love "Ripley's Believe It Or Not!" facts

39) You can insult people with terminology specific to geeky subjects

40) You say "May the force be with you!" instead of "Good luck"

41) You have an unhealthy addiction to Tetris, Bejewelled or Pac-Man TETRIS Don't forget Space Invaders

42) If you've ever shouted keyboard commands at somebody because they insist on finding the copy button (or similar) on the toolbar

43) You watch The Big Bang Theory and get the jokes

44) You understand this joke: "I'll have a pie"
"That'll be £3.14!"

45) You will go out of your way to do something long and intricate for people (like producing a list of your records), not just when 'you have the time' or 'if you're bored', but because you want to help people whilst feeling clever in the process

46) You love Athens, Moussaka and the Mediterranean Sea...oh wait sorry, wrong group!

47) You use obscure historical dates as PINs or lock combinations

48) If whenever you see 'etc.' you feel the urge to say et cetera with proper latin pronunciation

49) You wonder what would happen if E=mc³

50) You love speaking like Yoda because it makes you feel cool

51) You can't wait for the next episode of Doctor Who

52) You know Pi to a few too many decimal places e.g. to 14: 3.14159265358979

53) You speak Klingon

54) You know that there are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't

55) All your CDs, Books, DVDs etc. are in alphabetical order

56) Your only participation in sports is when you play them on your console (this may not apply to all geeks!)

57) You've argued about how to pronounce "Yoshi"

58) Every time you pick up a ruler, or similar long thin object, you pretend it's a lightsaber

59) Your Physics teacher hates you because whenever he/she says "Force" you say "The Force is strong in this one"

60) You know what TARDIS stands for

61) You always correct your teachers if they make a mistake

62) You have ever attended, or vaguely considered attending, a Sci-Fi convention

63) You disagree with something and shout "OBJECTION! (Your Honour)”

64) You get annoyed when people think they're cool because they "know" that antidisestablishmentarianism is the longest word in the English language, because it's not. *Apparently* it is actually pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis which is a lung disease miners used to get from breathing in dust...OWNED!

65) You love this Joke: "A brown bear and a white bear fall into a lake, which dissolves first? The white one - it's polar!"

66) You join a facebook group claiming that you're part geek...

67) You are willing to discuss the validity of this list

68) You laugh at the concept of "methene"

69) You actually spend your free time typing as many words as you can on your calculator

70) You a) count your score, b) wonder whether part geek should be hyphenated or not, c) use letters when writing lists...

71) If you don't know the answer to a question you automatically respond "42"

72) If you have named any of your electronic gadgets "Marvin"

73) You heard "They're taking the hobbits to Isengard" and loved it!

74) You've named pets or possessions after Hobbits or Shakespearian characters

75) You play(ed) a form of card game e.g. Yugioh, Magic: The Gathering

76) You joined the group: "Nerd?" We prefer the term "intellectual badass."

77) You get annoyed when people get Doctor Who/Star Wars/Star Trek/other names and facts wrong...

78) You do the extra essay/extra questions "because I wanted to "

79) You've ever tried to use the force either to move an object or strangle someone

80) You know the difference between RAM and rams

81) You run round to your friend's house to watch the National Geographic channel on their Sky TV

82) You know the entire Periodic Table off by heart

83) You've sat around with mates when bored trying to name all the 493 pokémon, or even just the original 151

84) You purchase headphones based on the specifications (on the box), rather than how cool they look

85) You've spent time discussing the shape of the "happiness against cream cake consumption" curve

86) You can solve a Rubik's Cube (with no help!)

87) You enjoy playing Minesweeper and are proud that you've completed it on the highest difficulty

88) You proof read peoples updates!

89) You call your phone a mobile communication device

90) You appreciate the correct spelling of "you're" in the group name

91) You've ever made a snowman of a character from sci-fi

92) You've ever played Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock

93) You hate it when people use 2 or 4 dots for an ellipsis

94) You know what an ellipsis is

95) You make side notes on your tests explaining your unorthodox methods

96) You've ever solved algebra questions on window condensation

97) You can recite the alphabet backwards with ease

98) You know why 4th May is Star Wars day

99) You quiver at your friend's misspelt homework, aching to correct it for them

100) You wait until your friend isn't looking, then correct their spelling

101) Upon being asked to identify which of your fellows is the perpetrator of a misdemeanor you reply "I'm Spartacus!", to which all your friends respond by each yelling "No, I'm Spartacus!" until the enquirer gives up

[Union Of V]

54?? I demand a recount!!

[Naomi.]

50, haha xD
About what I expected really :P

[Melody Pond]

1) You hate bad spelling and punctuation, especially on Facebook groups

2) You get annoyed when people use the wrong version of there/their/they’re or to/too/two

3) You have any classical music on your iPod/MP3

4) You enjoy a friendly board game like Scrabble or Cluedo

6) You’ve ever quoted a Sci-Fi film

7) You watch Have I Got News For You because “it’s interesting as well as funny!”

8) You watch QI (nothing wrong with this btw!)

9) You regularly pay attention to the news

10) You look forward to exam results

11) You’ve ever fallen about laughing at something in a textbook which wasn’t graffiti and didn’t involve the words ‘penis’, ‘vagina’ or ‘erection’

12) All your ‘fun facts’ include references to other facts

13) You have ‘fun facts’

14) You like ‘fun facts’

15) You’ve ever yelled “OWNED!” (or similar) in someone’s face after consulting a dictionary/thesaurus

16) You can identify all 7 continents on a world map

17) You knew there were 7 continents

18) You know who came up with E = mc²

19) You can name more than 5 British politicians

20) You know who Nick Griffin is and why he’s a c**t

21) You can combine sarcasm with subtlety

22) You can pronounce subtlety properly

23) You enjoy the odd tongue twister or witty limerick

24) You’ve had an in-depth discussion with your teacher about a particularly interesting point you made in your work

25) You’ve bothered to have an argument with an idiot on a FB discussion board

26) If you can't figure out a new text abbreviation you get really annoyed and end up Google-ing it rather than having to ask someone

27) You still get kicks from playing Pokemon, Mario, Sonic or other old school nintendo/sega games (Y)

29) You comment on how scientifically or historically inaccurate films and TV programmes are

30) You insult chavs with words they don't understand

34) You tell science jokes like "One ion says to the other: 'I think i've lost an electron.' The other ion replies 'Are you positive?'" (hilarious xD)

39) You can insult people with terminology specific to geeky subjects

40) You say "May the force be with you!" instead of "Good luck"

41) You have an unhealthy addiction to Tetris, Bejewelled or Pac-Man

42) If you've ever shouted keyboard commands at somebody because they insist on finding the copy button (or similar) on the toolbar

43) You watch The Big Bang Theory and get the jokes

44) You understand this joke: "I'll have a pie"
"That'll be £3.14!"

49) You wonder what would happen if E=mc³

50) You love speaking like Yoda because it makes you feel cool

51) You can't wait for the next episode of Doctor Who

54) You know that there are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't

57) You've argued about how to pronounce "Yoshi"

60) You know what TARDIS stands for

61) You always correct your teachers if they make a mistake

62) You have ever attended, or vaguely considered attending, a Sci-Fi convention

66) You join a facebook group claiming that you're part geek...

67) You are willing to discuss the validity of this list

69) You actually spend your free time typing as many words as you can on your calculator

71) If you don't know the answer to a question you automatically respond "42"

72) If you have named any of your electronic gadgets "Marvin"

73) You heard "They're taking the hobbits to Isengard" and loved it!

76) You joined the group: "Nerd?" We prefer the term "intellectual badass."

77) You get annoyed when people get Doctor Who/Star Wars/Star Trek/other names and facts wrong...

78) You do the extra essay/extra questions "because I wanted to "

83) You've sat around with mates when bored trying to name all the 493 pokémon, or even just the original 151

84) You purchase headphones based on the specifications (on the box), rather than how cool they look

87) You enjoy playing Minesweeper and are proud that you've completed it on the highest difficulty

88) You proof read peoples updates!

90) You appreciate the correct spelling of "you're" in the group name

92) You've ever played Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock

93) You hate it when people use 2 or 4 dots for an ellipsis

94) You know what an ellipsis is

98) You know why 4th May is Star Wars day

99) You quiver at your friend's misspelt homework, aching to correct it for them

100) You wait until your friend isn't looking, then correct their spelling

101) Upon being asked to identify which of your fellows is the perpetrator of a misdemeanor you reply "I'm Spartacus!", to which all your friends respond by each yelling "No, I'm Spartacus!" until the enquirer gives up


63 if I counted right

[Arie.]

16/101....really?

[Bibliophile]

1) You hate bad spelling and punctuation, especially on Facebook groups

2) You get annoyed when people use the wrong version of there/their/they’re or to/too/two

3) You have any classical music on your iPod/MP3

4) You enjoy a friendly board game like Scrabble or Cluedo

5) You’ve ever achieved an A grade without trying

6) You’ve ever quoted a Sci-Fi film

7) You watch Have I Got News For You because “it’s interesting as well as funny!”

8) You watch QI (nothing wrong with this btw!)

9) You regularly pay attention to the news

10) You look forward to exam results

11) You’ve ever fallen about laughing at something in a textbook which wasn’t graffiti and didn’t involve the words ‘penis’, ‘vagina’ or ‘erection’

12) All your ‘fun facts’ include references to other facts

13) You have ‘fun facts’

14) You like ‘fun facts’ (But a lot of those lists include false information)

15) You’ve ever yelled “OWNED!” (or similar) in someone’s face after consulting a dictionary/thesaurus

16) You can identify all 7 continents on a world map

17) You knew there were 7 continents

18) You know who came up with E = mc²

19) You can name more than 5 British politicians

20) You know who Nick Griffin is and why he’s a c**t

21) You can combine sarcasm with subtlety

22) You can pronounce subtlety properly

23) You enjoy the odd tongue twister or witty limerick

24) You’ve had an in-depth discussion with your teacher about a particularly interesting point you made in your work

25) You’ve bothered to have an argument with an idiot on a FB discussion board

26) If you can't figure out a new text abbreviation you get really annoyed and end up Google-ing it rather than having to ask someone

27) You still get kicks from playing Pokemon, Mario, Sonic or other old school nintendo/sega games

28) You try to add up stupid numbers in your head before going to find a calculator

29) You comment on how scientifically or historically inaccurate films and TV programmes are

30) You insult chavs with words they don't understand

31) Three Words make your day "Triple...Word...Score". Oh yeah.

32) You hear someone say the word "mole" and instantly think of chemistry, not the small furry creature

33) You can prove Girls are Evil using an equation (see discussion board for details)

34) You tell science jokes like "One ion says to the other: 'I think i've lost an electron.' The other ion replies 'Are you positive?'" (hilarious xD)

35) You play/have played Dungeons and Dragons

36) You love Star Wars or Star Trek (You may also have argued over which is the best)

37) You get slightly overexcited upon receiving a book entitled "English words and their spelling - a history of phonological conflict" or something similarly geeky

38) You love "Ripley's Believe It Or Not!" facts

39) You can insult people with terminology specific to geeky subjects

40) You say "May the force be with you!" instead of "Good luck"

41) You have an unhealthy addiction to Tetris, Bejewelled or Pac-Man TETRIS Don't forget Space Invaders

42) If you've ever shouted keyboard commands at somebody because they insist on finding the copy button (or similar) on the toolbar

43) You watch The Big Bang Theory and get the jokes

44) You understand this joke: "I'll have a pie"
"That'll be £3.14!"

45) You will go out of your way to do something long and intricate for people (like producing a list of your records), not just when 'you have the time' or 'if you're bored', but because you want to help people whilst feeling clever in the process

46) You love Athens, Moussaka and the Mediterranean Sea...oh wait sorry, wrong group!

47) You use obscure historical dates as PINs or lock combinations

48) If whenever you see 'etc.' you feel the urge to say et cetera with proper latin pronunciation

49) You wonder what would happen if E=mc³

50) You love speaking like Yoda because it makes you feel cool

51) You can't wait for the next episode of Doctor Who

52) You know Pi to a few too many decimal places e.g. to 14: 3.14159265358979

53) You speak Klingon

54) You know that there are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't

55) All your CDs, Books, DVDs etc. are in alphabetical order

56) Your only participation in sports is when you play them on your console (this may not apply to all geeks!)

57) You've argued about how to pronounce "Yoshi"

58) Every time you pick up a ruler, or similar long thin object, you pretend it's a lightsaber

59) Your Physics teacher hates you because whenever he/she says "Force" you say "The Force is strong in this one"

60) You know what TARDIS stands for

61) You always correct your teachers if they make a mistake

62) You have ever attended, or vaguely considered attending, a Sci-Fi convention

63) You disagree with something and shout "OBJECTION! (Your Honour)”

64) You get annoyed when people think they're cool because they "know" that antidisestablishmentarianism is the longest word in the English language, because it's not. *Apparently* it is actually pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis which is a lung disease miners used to get from breathing in dust...OWNED!

65) You love this Joke: "A brown bear and a white bear fall into a lake, which dissolves first? The white one - it's polar!"

66) You join a facebook group claiming that you're part geek...

67) You are willing to discuss the validity of this list

68) You laugh at the concept of "methene"

69) You actually spend your free time typing as many words as you can on your calculator

70) You a) count your score, b) wonder whether part geek should be hyphenated or not, c) use letters when writing lists...

71) If you don't know the answer to a question you automatically respond "42"

72) If you have named any of your electronic gadgets "Marvin"

73) You heard "They're taking the hobbits to Isengard" and loved it!

74) You've named pets or possessions after Hobbits or Shakespearian characters

75) You play(ed) a form of card game e.g. Yugioh, Magic: The Gathering

76) You joined the group: "Nerd?" We prefer the term "intellectual badass."

77) You get annoyed when people get Doctor Who/Star Wars/Star Trek/other names and facts wrong...

78) You do the extra essay/extra questions "because I wanted to "

79) You've ever tried to use the force either to move an object or strangle someone

80) You know the difference between RAM and rams

81) You run round to your friend's house to watch the National Geographic channel on their Sky TV

82) You know the entire Periodic Table off by heart

83) You've sat around with mates when bored trying to name all the 493 pokémon, or even just the original 151

84) You purchase headphones based on the specifications (on the box), rather than how cool they look

85) You've spent time discussing the shape of the "happiness against cream cake consumption" curve

86) You can solve a Rubik's Cube (with no help!)

87) You enjoy playing Minesweeper and are proud that you've completed it on the highest difficulty

88) You proof read peoples updates!

89) You call your phone a mobile communication device

90) You appreciate the correct spelling of "you're" in the group name

91) You've ever made a snowman of a character from sci-fi

92) You've ever played Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock

93) You hate it when people use 2 or 4 dots for an ellipsis

94) You know what an ellipsis is

95) You make side notes on your tests explaining your unorthodox methods

96) You've ever solved algebra questions on window condensation

97) You can recite the alphabet backwards with ease

98) You know why 4th May is Star Wars day

99) You quiver at your friend's misspelt homework, aching to correct it for them

100) You wait until your friend isn't looking, then correct their spelling

101) Upon being asked to identify which of your fellows is the perpetrator of a misdemeanor you reply "I'm Spartacus!", to which all your friends respond by each yelling "No, I'm Spartacus!" until the enquirer gives up

[JournalM.]

38/101 but still proud. I've got a Monty Python poster up, I've got the book on the Fundamentals of Electricity on my nightstand next to my superman comic i just bought today- *cough* in great condition *cough*, and i plan to go watch more Avatar: the last air bender and/or X-men evolutions on my X-box live later : )

[-Mind-Freak-]

34, aww