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Master of the Black Arts
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May 28th 2011, 12:34 AM
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You must've heard these. Jokes that go "I like my women like I like my X. Y." Like, "I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot." That kind of thing. In this thread, make your own. The more creative (and the closer to breaching the Terms of Service) the better. Here's one to start you off:
I like my women like I like my whiskey. Ten years old, with a high alcohol content. Oh, and feel free to substitute women for men. We believe in equal opportunities here. 
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May 28th 2011, 01:58 AM
I like my coffee like I like my women. Strong and black.
More to come as I think of them. "Ignore the ramblings of the ignorant, and step on or over their crumpled bodies as you make your way to the top of the mountain. Eat upon their flesh for fuel, and, through your determination and will, banish them to obscurity and a life of complacency and self righteousness that is the hell in which they live"
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April 28th, 2011
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May 31st 2011, 01:36 AM
I like my men like I like my coffee. Either in the trash, or with someone else because I'm not gay.
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Rage is the best anesthetic
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May 31st 2011, 03:30 AM
I like my women like I like my brownies. With no nuts.
I like my women like I like my eggs. Beaten. Often I lie wide awake, thinking of things I could make. But I don’t seem to have the parts to build them. I am so scared of what will kill me in the end, for I am not prepared. I hope I will get the chance to be someone, to be human.   |
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May 31st 2011, 06:53 AM
i like my women like I like my coffee:
Black, hot and and strong.  This thread is just awful. We will ask nothing. We will demand nothing. We will take. French Graffiti, 1968 29078006202249 |
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Outside, huh?
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May 31st 2011, 07:03 AM
I like my men like cars, fast and fun.
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May 31st 2011, 07:35 AM
This thread has left me speechless.
 I was looking for a breath of life For a little touch of heavenly light But all the choirs in my head say, no oh oh |
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Rage is the best anesthetic
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May 31st 2011, 07:49 AM
I like my women like I like my PS3's. No games.
Often I lie wide awake, thinking of things I could make. But I don’t seem to have the parts to build them. I am so scared of what will kill me in the end, for I am not prepared. I hope I will get the chance to be someone, to be human. |
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May 31st 2011, 08:46 AM
I like my women like I like my 90s coming of age films. Dazed and Confused.
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May 31st 2011, 09:02 AM
I like my women like I like my bin, in the kitchen.
'And in the garden, lust began The animal instinct, the wanton man She fed him with a hunger, an appetite And fillin' with emotion he took a bite' Def Leppard - Women |
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May 31st 2011, 11:09 AM
I like my women like I like my summers, hot and wet!
I like my women like I like my computer, always turned on! Guile, he'll rustle your jimmies... Politicians and diapers should both be changed often, and for the same reason.... Guile |
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Master of the Black Arts
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May 31st 2011, 12:48 PM
I like my women like I like my dogs. Playful, obedient, and kept on a leash.
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May 31st 2011, 12:49 PM
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Come on boys, come on girls In this crazy, crazy world You’re the diamonds, you’re the pearls Let’s make a new tomorrow Come on girls, come on boys It’s your future, it’s your choice And your weapon is your voice Let’s make a new tomorrow Today follow me please. I'll follow back. http://photographicjournal.tumblr.com/ |
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May 31st 2011, 01:37 PM
I'm going to go ahead and add a PG13 label to this
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May 31st 2011, 04:00 PM
I like my men like I like my dresses. Handsome, worth a lot of money, and tight on the breasts
Not really though 
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May 31st 2011, 05:22 PM
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May 31st 2011, 05:38 PM
I like my women like I like my boots- in leather.
"Ignore the ramblings of the ignorant, and step on or over their crumpled bodies as you make your way to the top of the mountain. Eat upon their flesh for fuel, and, through your determination and will, banish them to obscurity and a life of complacency and self righteousness that is the hell in which they live"
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Master of the Black Arts
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May 31st 2011, 05:47 PM
I like my women like I like my pancakes. Stacked one on top of another and drizzled with cream.
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Cheyenne is phresh ^.^
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May 31st 2011, 05:57 PM
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May 31st 2011, 06:26 PM
I like my men like I like the playplace at McDonalds. With balls.
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May 31st 2011, 06:32 PM
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May 31st 2011, 10:08 PM
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May 31st 2011, 10:45 PM
I like my women like my fast food. Quick, easy, greasy and cheap.
If you've got some spare time, read this:
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Master of the Black Arts
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May 31st 2011, 10:49 PM
I like my women like I like my music collection. Just barely legal.
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May 31st 2011, 11:04 PM
Reminds me of a lyric from a friend's song they wrote:
"cigarettes are like women, the best ones are thin and rich" :P You can't move mountains by whispering at them. Take a look at my art here: http://attemptedart.tumblr.com/ |
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May 31st 2011, 11:54 PM
I like my women like I like my car, full of gas... wait, no... full of fuel sounds better.
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June 1st 2011, 05:51 AM
I like my men like I like my workouts. Long and hard.
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June 1st 2011, 05:34 PM
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June 2nd 2011, 01:41 PM
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I like my women like I like the water in my pool. Wet and all over me. You know you are on the precipice of greatness when you feel joy, fear, and the butterflies of change all at the same time.  |
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