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I like my women like I like my... - May 28th 2011, 12:34 AM

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You must've heard these. Jokes that go "I like my women like I like my X. Y." Like, "I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot." That kind of thing. In this thread, make your own. The more creative (and the closer to breaching the Terms of Service) the better. Here's one to start you off:

I like my women like I like my whiskey. Ten years old, with a high alcohol content.


Oh, and feel free to substitute women for men. We believe in equal opportunities here.




   
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Re: I like my women like I like my... - May 28th 2011, 01:58 AM

I like my coffee like I like my women. Strong and black.

More to come as I think of them.


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Re: I like my women like I like my... - May 31st 2011, 01:36 AM

I like my men like I like my coffee. Either in the trash, or with someone else because I'm not gay.



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Re: I like my women like I like my... - May 31st 2011, 02:31 AM

I like my women like I like my video games, fun and easy.

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Trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it,
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick, erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick, rewrite it"
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Re: I like my women like I like my... - May 31st 2011, 03:09 AM

I like my women like the moon. The vanguard of my love and the hope in my soul.
   
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Re: I like my women like I like my... - May 31st 2011, 03:30 AM

I like my women like I like my brownies. With no nuts.

I like my women like I like my eggs. Beaten.


Often I lie wide awake, thinking of things I could make.
But I dont seem to have the parts to build them.
I am so scared of what will kill me in the end, for I am not prepared.
I hope I will get the chance to be someone, to be human.





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Re: I like my women like I like my... - May 31st 2011, 06:53 AM

i like my women like I like my coffee:

Black, hot and and strong.

This thread is just awful.


I faced it
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I'm never going back again

Having tasted
A life wasted
I'm never going back again

I escaped it
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I'm never going back again


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Re: I like my women like I like my... - May 31st 2011, 07:03 AM

I like my men like cars, fast and fun.


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Re: I like my women like I like my... - May 31st 2011, 07:35 AM

This thread has left me speechless.


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Re: I like my women like I like my... - May 31st 2011, 07:49 AM

I like my women like I like my PS3's. No games.


Often I lie wide awake, thinking of things I could make.
But I dont seem to have the parts to build them.
I am so scared of what will kill me in the end, for I am not prepared.
I hope I will get the chance to be someone, to be human.





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Re: I like my women like I like my... - May 31st 2011, 08:46 AM

I like my women like I like my 90s coming of age films. Dazed and Confused.



   
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Re: I like my women like I like my... - May 31st 2011, 09:02 AM

I like my women like I like my bin, in the kitchen.
   
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Re: I like my women like I like my... - May 31st 2011, 11:09 AM

I like my women like I like my summers, hot and wet!

I like my women like I like my computer, always turned on!


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Re: I like my women like I like my... - May 31st 2011, 12:48 PM

I like my women like I like my dogs. Playful, obedient, and kept on a leash.



   
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Re: I like my women like I like my... - May 31st 2011, 12:49 PM

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I like my women like I like my dogs. Playful, obedient, and kept on a leash.
My life is now made haha


Come on boys, come on girls
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Lets make a new tomorrow
Come on girls, come on boys
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Re: I like my women like I like my... - May 31st 2011, 01:37 PM

I'm going to go ahead and add a PG13 label to this


   
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Re: I like my women like I like my... - May 31st 2011, 04:00 PM

I like my men like I like my dresses. Handsome, worth a lot of money, and tight on the breasts

Not really though
   
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Re: I like my women like I like my... - May 31st 2011, 05:22 PM

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Re: I like my women like I like my... - May 31st 2011, 05:38 PM

I like my women like I like my boots- in leather.


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Re: I like my women like I like my... - May 31st 2011, 05:47 PM

I like my women like I like my pancakes. Stacked one on top of another and drizzled with cream.



   
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Re: I like my women like I like my... - May 31st 2011, 05:57 PM

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Re: I like my women like I like my... - May 31st 2011, 06:26 PM

I like my men like I like the playplace at McDonalds. With balls.


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Re: I like my women like I like my... - May 31st 2011, 06:32 PM

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Oh boy. Except I think syrup is the word you're looking for
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Re: I like my women like I like my... - May 31st 2011, 10:08 PM

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I like my women like I like my dogs. Playful, obedient, and kept on a leash.
I like my men like I like my dogs. potty trained and always wanting to please me.


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Re: I like my women like I like my... - May 31st 2011, 10:45 PM

I like my women like my fast food. Quick, easy, greasy and cheap.


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Re: I like my women like I like my... - May 31st 2011, 10:49 PM

I like my women like I like my music collection. Just barely legal.



   
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Re: I like my women like I like my... - May 31st 2011, 11:04 PM

Reminds me of a lyric from a friend's song they wrote:
"cigarettes are like women, the best ones are thin and rich" :P


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Re: I like my women like I like my... - May 31st 2011, 11:54 PM

I like my women like I like my car, full of gas... wait, no... full of fuel sounds better.


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Re: I like my women like I like my... - June 1st 2011, 05:51 AM

I like my men like I like my workouts. Long and hard.


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Re: I like my women like I like my... - June 1st 2011, 05:34 PM

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I like my women like I like my car, full of gas... wait, no... full of fuel sounds better.
Nobody get it? Full of gas... i.e. gassy? Lol.. I feel unapreciated


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Re: I like my women like I like my... - June 2nd 2011, 01:41 PM

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Oh boy. Except I think syrup is the word you're looking for
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I'm pretty sure he meant Drizzled with Cream... maybe his cream.

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Nobody get it? Full of gas... i.e. gassy? Lol.. I feel unapreciated
I got it, it made me snicker.


I like my women like I like the water in my pool. Wet and all over me.


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Re: I like my women like I like my... - June 2nd 2011, 07:28 PM

I like my women like I like my phone, set on silent and vibrate


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