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Re: Silly Bans - April 30th 2012, 08:42 PM

I ban you for banning a buddy
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Re: Silly Bans - April 30th 2012, 11:44 PM

I ban you because my seester's a Buddy. :3


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Re: Silly Bans - April 30th 2012, 11:50 PM

i ban you for being 15


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Re: Silly Bans - May 1st 2012, 01:15 AM

I an you for not being 15


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Re: Silly Bans - May 1st 2012, 02:55 AM

I ban you for being a smart ass.

(but you're my smart ass, so that's okay)
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Re: Silly Bans - May 1st 2012, 09:00 AM

I ban you for being in choir. Which is hypocritical of me. But also it's still nearly 12 hours til I can get cigarettes. ARGH it's been so loooong >.>
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Re: Silly Bans - May 1st 2012, 09:06 AM

I ban you for being born with added awesome.
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Re: Silly Bans - May 1st 2012, 11:35 PM

I ban you for being from the UK.


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Re: Silly Bans - May 2nd 2012, 12:04 AM

I ban you because aaaaaaah nicotine *dreamy happy face*
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Re: Silly Bans - May 2nd 2012, 01:51 AM

I ban you because my arms are completely covered in sharpie. xD
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Re: Silly Bans - May 2nd 2012, 01:56 AM

I ban you because I'm tired of studying for AP exams.


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Re: Silly Bans - May 2nd 2012, 02:01 AM

I ban you because finals are coming up, which means I have very little time to raise my grades which means I'm probably gonna fail 3 of my classes and I'm obviously very upset


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Re: Silly Bans - May 2nd 2012, 02:18 AM

I ban you because I went to art school to avoid failing my final year of regular school :P
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Re: Silly Bans - May 2nd 2012, 02:22 AM

I ban you becaue your from New Zealand


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Re: Silly Bans - May 2nd 2012, 02:29 AM

I ban you because I want to.


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Re: Silly Bans - May 2nd 2012, 02:38 AM

I ban you because I can't for the life of me remember which religion it is that won't type the full word "God" but instead hints at it. Please advise lol.
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Re: Silly Bans - May 2nd 2012, 09:16 PM

I ban you because the world is ending this year in December when Santa is coming to beat us all to death for losing faith in him. Rudolf is going to sneeze radioactive snot on everyone spreading a new strain of cancer, and Santa will finish us off with the razor sharp skies on his slay. And it's all your fault.

No, actually I ban you because I'm bored. I also ban the person below me for being below me, so now you can't post. Thread dead, Armageddon averted... somehow.


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Then politics doesn't care about you either. Truth. You've got to make your voice heard, if you want to be listened to. But that's too logical for some people, so let me go a step further. Not making your voice heard, leaves other people free to hijack it by speaking on your behalf, even if they don't actually give a shit about you. That's politics. So, make your voice heard. That's not a quote from anywhere. That's just me.


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Re: Silly Bans - May 2nd 2012, 09:17 PM

I ban you for banning me before I even posted.
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Re: Silly Bans - May 2nd 2012, 09:44 PM

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"I don't care about politics"
Then politics doesn't care about you either. Truth. You've got to make your voice heard, if you want to be listened to. But that's too logical for some people, so let me go a step further. Not making your voice heard, leaves other people free to hijack it by speaking on your behalf, even if they don't actually give a shit about you. That's politics. So, make your voice heard. That's not a quote from anywhere. That's just me.


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Re: Silly Bans - May 2nd 2012, 09:50 PM

I ban you for not having changed your avatar in years
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Re: Silly Bans - May 2nd 2012, 11:48 PM

I ban you because I changed my avatar like a few days ago. =P
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Re: Silly Bans - May 3rd 2012, 12:01 AM

I ban you for being younger than me.





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Re: Silly Bans - May 3rd 2012, 01:23 AM

I ban you for being older than me.
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Re: Silly Bans - May 3rd 2012, 03:45 AM

I ban you cause guess what? I'm older than you too (:


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Re: Silly Bans - May 3rd 2012, 05:11 AM

I ban you because it's my birthday soon
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Re: Silly Bans - May 3rd 2012, 07:08 PM

I ban you because my birthday is next month
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Re: Silly Bans - May 3rd 2012, 07:51 PM

I ban you for having your birthday before me.
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Re: Silly Bans - May 3rd 2012, 10:04 PM

I ban you because my birthday is this month.
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Re: Silly Bans - May 4th 2012, 02:34 AM

I ban you because in exactly three weeks I hope to get . . . a purple music stand.
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Re: Silly Bans - May 4th 2012, 04:28 PM

I ban you because I'm jealous.


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Re: Silly Bans - May 4th 2012, 07:09 PM

I ban you because since I(kind of) play piano and sing, I don't need a music stand so my awesomely black music stand is pointless. =(
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Re: Silly Bans - May 4th 2012, 09:25 PM

I ban you because you can sing and I'm tone deaf!


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Re: Silly Bans - May 5th 2012, 02:47 AM

I ban you because I play saxophone, clarinet, violin, piano, a little guitar and I sing . . . but I do need a music stand. My old one broke last year.
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Re: Silly Bans - May 5th 2012, 03:10 AM

I ban you for playing so many dang instruments.


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Re: Silly Bans - May 5th 2012, 07:58 AM

I ban you because I'm addicted to music. Each new instrument is a challenge.
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Re: Silly Bans - May 5th 2012, 09:07 AM

I ban you because I love music but fail at it.


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Re: Silly Bans - May 5th 2012, 10:19 AM

I ban you because I'm awesome at music but fail at life in general.
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Re: Silly Bans - May 5th 2012, 12:33 PM

I ban you for liking black.
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Re: Silly Bans - May 5th 2012, 04:51 PM

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