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Question "would you like a condom with that?" - May 5th 2009, 03:00 AM

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wow everytime i got a happy meal i always woundered what suprise i would get but this is something eals...lol...n ewwwww....a condom, i think ill avoid maccas 4 awhile.


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Re: "would you like a condom with that?" - May 5th 2009, 03:06 AM

Lol, poor girl. I wonder what questions the parents had to answer after that one.


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Re: "would you like a condom with that?" - May 5th 2009, 03:08 AM

that would be a little odd...

but hey they're pushing for safe sex...


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Re: "would you like a condom with that?" - May 5th 2009, 03:13 AM

Oh gross. Hope they got a refund.....

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Re: "would you like a condom with that?" - May 5th 2009, 03:51 AM

"One second babe, let's stop by McDonald's for a few condoms first"



That's awful that it was in a happy meal of all places though. Yet still hysterical.



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Re: "would you like a condom with that?" - May 5th 2009, 04:24 AM

That would be a bit starling


   
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Re: "would you like a condom with that?" - May 5th 2009, 04:50 AM

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Oh gross. Hope they got a refund.....

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Re: "would you like a condom with that?" - May 5th 2009, 01:43 PM

Wow. happy meals have changed since I was little
But seriously that's weird. I'm still wondering how that got there tbh...


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Re: "would you like a condom with that?" - May 5th 2009, 01:50 PM

Same here Amelia!!! I wonder how it got in the happy meal... *tries not to think*

I would have been so grossed out

I think I would have said it was a balloon, too, lol. Or some container sealer from some random country.

But hey, it's a little more bang for your buck


   
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Re: "would you like a condom with that?" - May 5th 2009, 02:07 PM

I'd have gone off my nut if I found that in my child's meal.
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Re: "would you like a condom with that?" - May 5th 2009, 02:38 PM

Wait...was this a used condom? Ewww. That said, this seriously made me lol.


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Re: "would you like a condom with that?" - May 5th 2009, 03:32 PM

Oh my god. I would freak it I was the child's parent.

Still, that's pretty dang hilarious.
   
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Re: "would you like a condom with that?" - May 5th 2009, 03:45 PM

Wtf...
Is that their way of saying people need to have more sex?


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Re: "would you like a condom with that?" - May 5th 2009, 03:56 PM

Teaching safe sex early?
LOL is all i can say.


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Re: "would you like a condom with that?" - May 5th 2009, 03:57 PM

I'm all for giving away free contraceptives, but a happy meal? Seriously? That seven year old girl is hardly going to get herself pregnant is she?
   
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Re: "would you like a condom with that?" - May 5th 2009, 07:28 PM

that's some funny shit. I think maybe it fell out of one of the employees' pockets or something.


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Re: "would you like a condom with that?" - May 5th 2009, 07:38 PM

wow i wonder if they had sex where they make hamburgers lol.


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Re: "would you like a condom with that?" - May 5th 2009, 07:51 PM

Um... Eww.


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Re: "would you like a condom with that?" - May 5th 2009, 07:59 PM

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wow i wonder if they had sex where they make hamburgers lol.
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Re: "would you like a condom with that?" - May 5th 2009, 08:19 PM

wow...even my manager isn't THAT relaxed My appetite for fries has suddenly decreased, but I'm more curious than disgusted...if I worked there, I'd totally throw a condom in some (adult's) meal to make a statement about my opinion of them

OR, it's a new McDonald's plot: a diabolical plan to get ppl having sex with McDonalds-faulty-condoms so that the population will increase and buy more Big Macs! O.o


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Re: "would you like a condom with that?" - May 5th 2009, 08:31 PM

That is so nasty. I would be very, very disturbed if I was to find out that it was used.


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Re: "would you like a condom with that?" - May 5th 2009, 09:51 PM

Happy meals are getting happier and happier.

I never, ever eat at McDonald's anyway, so I'm not too concerned about this.


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Re: "would you like a condom with that?" - May 5th 2009, 11:06 PM

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wow i wonder if they had sex where they make hamburgers lol.
i use to work 4 hungrey jacks (also known as burger king) which is another burger joint and trust me....ANYTHING can happen...the stuff ive seen happen behind closed doors but still...condoms are taking it a little 2 far


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Re: "would you like a condom with that?" - May 6th 2009, 01:20 AM

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Re: "would you like a condom with that?" - May 6th 2009, 01:42 AM

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I never, ever eat at McDonald's anyway, so I'm not too concerned about this.
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That made me laugh.. like. A lot.

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Re: "would you like a condom with that?" - May 7th 2009, 02:09 PM

And this is why I stick to pizza places!! Ugh! That's just gross...remember always check food before leaving the window!


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Re: "would you like a condom with that?" - May 7th 2009, 02:14 PM

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Re: "would you like a condom with that?" - May 7th 2009, 02:19 PM

I'm all for promoting safe sex but via Happy Meals isn't the best way to go about this, especially if the condom is in the french fries.
   
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Re: "would you like a condom with that?" - May 8th 2009, 05:56 PM

I'm thinking it's the mother who did it.


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Re: "would you like a condom with that?" - May 8th 2009, 06:33 PM

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Re: "would you like a condom with that?" - May 8th 2009, 07:44 PM

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Eww...just what I was thinking.
I mean, unused, that's like free contraceptives at McDonald's. Weird, but not too gross. But if it was used...eww, I'd die if that was me...




   
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Re: "would you like a condom with that?" - May 8th 2009, 08:28 PM

"Fribourg state police say the mother called them after the girl discovered the condom among her French fries."

Er wtf, why did she call the police?! Over-reaction or what?! Surely they have better things to do?

If it was still in the packet then who cares? If it was loose, or even worse used, then I guess that's pretty sick.
   
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Re: "would you like a condom with that?" - May 9th 2009, 01:36 AM

ewww it kinda reminds me of the time i found a condom behind the couch at my uncles house and i thought it was a baloon so i blew it up.


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Re: "would you like a condom with that?" - May 9th 2009, 08:50 PM

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ewww it kinda reminds me of the time i found a condom behind the couch at my uncles house and i thought it was a baloon so i blew it up.
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