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Man shows up at his OWN funeral -
November 8th 2009, 12:19 PM
Hi Everyone!!
I hope you're having a groovy day!! A man 'dies'. His body is identified by friends and relatives. That 'dead man' ends up going to his OWN funeral. Click on the link below to read the story!! http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/americ...ead/index.html I guess it would be quite a shock!! lol GREAT BIG HUG Craig!! "It takes FAR MORE COURAGE to be KIND than it does to be CRUEL" - CanadaCraig
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Re: Man shows up at his OWN funeral -
November 8th 2009, 12:33 PM
Thats awful!!
First off, the poor family of the guy. They'd probably been mourning for him and I can't imagine the pain they were going through, then he turned up?! Secondly: Surely they'd realise that wasn't him? I know people's bodies can be quite horribly deformed in a car accident but surely they'd use DNA to identify him if the family weren't sure? You are the one, the one who lies next to me, Whispers "hello, I missed you quite terribly" ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ |
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Re: Man shows up at his OWN funeral -
November 8th 2009, 01:14 PM
OMG that's awful
I feel sorry for his friends/family. I agree with Tegan, you'd think they'd at least check if it was his body o_____O
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November 8th 2009, 06:31 PM
*Adds to list of things he wants to do before he dies*
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November 8th 2009, 07:30 PM
Imagine the faces of everyone in the funeral...
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November 8th 2009, 08:40 PM
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![]() I'm sure I read somewhere that people who were seriously ill and knew when they were going to die got to have their funeral before they died so they could go to it...bit odd though.. And I don't understand at all how you could NOT know your son. What about the poor guy who really died?
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November 8th 2009, 08:57 PM
I'll agree that's pretty awful, but I think I agree more than I totally want to do that!
Show up at my own funeral... I'd be priceless. To see who actually shows up, who's crying, who's laughing, then to just say "HEY WHERES so and so" and have everyone freak out. lol Ah I'm evil.
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November 9th 2009, 03:18 AM
That was actually pretty funny, except for the thought: how badly must the body have been messed up for people to wrongly identify him? Then again, if they thought it was him, grief might have convinced them.
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November 9th 2009, 03:47 AM
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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November 9th 2009, 07:09 PM
See, I'd probably try to be as dramatic as possible. Maybe wear a hoody with a long coat, something that will hide my features, and then walk up to the body and dramatically cast away the coat and shout something like
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November 10th 2009, 07:09 PM
I'd sneak up behind someone who didn't seem at all bothered by my death, and 'haunt' them. Like, whisper in their ear, appear then disappear, and so on. I'd do it to a few at most but not everyone or they'd catch on. Though I might get caught.
oh well.I like the dramic entrance idea too. Or just casually walk in and say "So God says hi, he and Satan were playing poker together. Jesus wants to know why everyone is so rude and unethical after he died for you?" Or something along the lines of that. lol (sorry to any over-sensitive Christians/religious people of any sort. I tend to make jokes. get over it. I could have easily done worse there. lol) ![]() Take me seriously. I dare you. |
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November 10th 2009, 08:30 PM
That's actually extremely funny.
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November 10th 2009, 09:43 PM
I saw this on Yahoo. They said he was really badly disfigured so his family didn't spend long looking and made the identification based on the similar clothing the guy was wearing to that the man had been wearing.
Much as I feel sorry for them for grieving and not needing to, at least it was short lived and they still have him around
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November 11th 2009, 03:47 AM
This.
Wow. Don't they normal do DNA testing if they can't identify the body? She whispered to her own reflection "I will be strong."
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Re: Man shows up at his OWN funeral -
November 11th 2009, 09:22 PM
I was kind of hoping that Michael Jackson would do something along those lines... alas 'twas not the case...
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Re: Man shows up at his OWN funeral -
November 12th 2009, 01:02 AM
I wonder how the guy feels knowing that his own family didn't recognize him! Also, what about the family of the person who died? They inquire about their missing son only to be informed that he has died and is being baried by the wrong people under the wrong name! How disrespectful would that have been? I guess it's a good thing they realized it when they did though.
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November 12th 2009, 10:13 AM
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November 12th 2009, 02:11 PM
'eh? How can you not recognise your own family member? I mean, I know that some crashes can leave people badly recognisable but you think they'd be able to do something to check that this guy was in fact their family member. But I'd hate to be mourning them when they suddenly walked in, you'd receive the shock of your life then.
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November 14th 2009, 10:31 AM
I've always wanted to be at my own funeral....*starts planning*
I even heard your mamma wanted some of this...
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