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Pamela Anderson - and Whale penises - November 12th 2009, 12:28 AM

Hi Everyone!!

I hope you're having a super fine day!!

I'm sure the whales of the world are!!

Believe it or not - a Russian SUV manufacturer - called Prombron - is planning on building the world's most luxurious SUV's. They will cost the equivalent of approximately 1.5 million U.S. dollars. Among many of the very unique features that these SUV's were to offer - were seats covered in whale penis leather. [YES!! That's what I said] But when word got out about this 'special feature' - Pamela Anderson [Along with PETA and several other 'animal rights' groups] protested. [Through written letter - for the most part] Well.... Prombron 'saw the light' and will no longer offer whale penis leather in their fancy SUV!! lol

The following is a press release from Prombron.

Keep in mind - it's quite obvious that English is NOT this person's first language!! lol

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ARMORED CAR WITHOUT PENIS. LET'S SAVE THE WHALES.

One month ago DARTZ presented uberluxury armored car with whale penis interior - PROMBRON' (ex.RussoBaltique), lot of people name this car as DARTZ.KOMBAT. As the world's resonance was very huge and DARTZ got lot of angry e-mails from Greenpeace, WWF and also Pamela Anderson, DARTZ make strong decision to stop their plans regarding such interior.

"We have no any ideas to kill the whale or something like that. All we want - to make just luxury car. Real luxury car which will be world number one car. Our brand was started at 1869 when in Riga was opened Coach Factory or Russo Baltiysky Vagonnij Zavod - PBVZ, and first products was luxury train coaches. At 1907 was made a decision to open Car Department, and at 1909 first car left factory - the name of this car was RussoBalt. This was luxury and sport cars. At 1911 specially for Monaco Rally car got french style name - RussoBaltique. At 1912 factory made world first 4 x 4 wheel drive car, and at 1914 - armored car. All we want to unite luxury and armoring traditions of RussoBalt factory in one car, which brand celebrated 100 years now. At 1922 RussoBalt was renamed to PROMBRON' (ex.RussoBalt).

We just looking for most expensive products for this car - and that's why we choosed whale penis leathure when we checked it is most of most. After wave of protest we realised our mistake and make a decision not to use natural leathure at all. We will focus on world most advanced nanotechnologies to achieve interior highest quality using artificial materials which also was never used for cars. We want to tell our hello to all whales: "Our Sea Brothers! We all know that earth are stand on three whales - we will keep You live! We don't Earth fall down to Ocean!"

Also we make a decision to pay more attention to glass and on our new car model we will use glass which will be made by special technology - from artificial grown chrystals, which will be gold sputerred to cut IR and UV rays, which make driving inconvinient when sun shine.

Best regards,
Leonard F. Yankelovich
DARTZ.EU

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Click on the link below to read the story - and to see the SUV for yourself. [No pictures of the interior - unfortunately!! lol]

http://jalopnik.com/5401706/pam-ande...ather-interior


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Re: Pamela Anderson - and Whale penises - November 12th 2009, 12:33 AM

Ew gross....
   
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Re: Pamela Anderson - and Whale penises - November 12th 2009, 01:08 AM

I won't pay even a dollar to have my seat covered with penis.


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Re: Pamela Anderson - and Whale penises - November 12th 2009, 01:34 AM

Maybe it is softer - who knows. But the title is very misleading btw.


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Re: Pamela Anderson - and Whale penises - November 12th 2009, 01:59 AM

thats messed up of all things


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