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Want a Mind-Blowing Orgasm? Have a Kid. - March 19th 2009, 12:04 AM

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Re: Want a Mind-Blowing Orgasm? Have a Kid. - March 19th 2009, 12:06 AM

Ooookay then. That seems.. odd. I'd think I'd be experiencing a lot more pain.


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Re: Want a Mind-Blowing Orgasm? Have a Kid. - March 19th 2009, 12:15 AM

urrr.. good for her i guess?.


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Re: Want a Mind-Blowing Orgasm? Have a Kid. - March 19th 2009, 12:23 AM

I clicked through newser to times uk, and then on to youtube to find this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Vlm9y6hQpk (may not be suitable for younger viewers).
Video is boring...top comment there is awesome:
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Well for all you doubters out there: I HAD AN ORGASM WHEN MY FIRST CHILD WAS BORN!
Only one problem: I'm a man.
I ended up getting chucked out of the hospital and was subsequently banned from the attending the birth of my second child. It was worth it though, just to see the look on that midwife's face!


   
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Re: Want a Mind-Blowing Orgasm? Have a Kid. - March 19th 2009, 12:26 AM

I guess, you know, if you like pain? xD



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Re: Want a Mind-Blowing Orgasm? Have a Kid. - March 19th 2009, 12:26 AM

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Only one problem: I'm a man.
I ended up getting chucked out of the hospital and was subsequently banned from the attending the birth of my second child. It was worth it though, just to see the look on that midwife's face!
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Re: Want a Mind-Blowing Orgasm? Have a Kid. - March 19th 2009, 12:28 AM

"The orgasm is a side effect," said one advocate, "not the goal." Can we make it the goal?



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Re: Want a Mind-Blowing Orgasm? Have a Kid. - March 19th 2009, 12:59 AM

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"The orgasm is a side effect," said one advocate, "not the goal." Can we make it the goal?
hahaha.

that is an interesting phenomenon. if you're into pain though, i guess it is the ultimate sensual experience. odd. doesn't make me want to have kids though.
   
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Re: Want a Mind-Blowing Orgasm? Have a Kid. - March 19th 2009, 01:22 AM

Eh, "Honey, let's have a kid so I can get a better orgasm then you give me.."


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Re: Want a Mind-Blowing Orgasm? Have a Kid. - March 19th 2009, 01:38 AM

Ok so last semester in my writing class we had to read the New York Times. One day there was this article about this woman who did one of those home water births and had orgasms like the whole time. Our teacher read this article aloud to us but could not stop laughing, it was one of the funniest things I have ever heard, and the craziest part was that there was a reporter and photographer there with her for the 14 hour labor. I mean I guess that's great for the woman and all but it's just a little too weird for me.


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Re: Want a Mind-Blowing Orgasm? Have a Kid. - March 19th 2009, 01:41 AM

I hope this random situation happens to me!!!!
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Re: Want a Mind-Blowing Orgasm? Have a Kid. - March 19th 2009, 01:58 AM

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That sounds awesome
Especially if you were in labor for fourteen hours. Fourteen hour orgasm... my goodness.


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Re: Want a Mind-Blowing Orgasm? Have a Kid. - March 19th 2009, 03:26 AM

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Especially if you were in labor for fourteen hours. Fourteen hour orgasm... my goodness.
I mean with all of our technology it baffles me that we haven't found a way to induce 14 hour orgasms already without having to chance it up to a bizarre miracle... yes people a miracle



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Re: Want a Mind-Blowing Orgasm? Have a Kid. - March 19th 2009, 03:29 AM

14 hour orgasm... I can only imagine


   
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Re: Want a Mind-Blowing Orgasm? Have a Kid. - March 19th 2009, 06:18 AM

Hell, I'd find a way to get pregnant for a 14 hour orgasm


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Re: Want a Mind-Blowing Orgasm? Have a Kid. - March 19th 2009, 11:08 AM

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Hell, I'd find a way to get pregnant for a 14 hour orgasm
Lol! To bad you wouldn't be the first "guy" to be preggers. Heh.
I would freaking love that though. *goes off to have a kid*


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Re: Want a Mind-Blowing Orgasm? Have a Kid. - March 19th 2009, 11:54 AM

They should find out more about how that works... Sure would fix the decreasing population & higher death rate than birth in my country...


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Re: Want a Mind-Blowing Orgasm? Have a Kid. - March 19th 2009, 12:26 PM

Tbh, that kind of disgusted me. The thought of getting an orgasm caused by your baby? Something about that is just... gross. But I guess she's lucky, in a way. But still, yeesh.





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Re: Want a Mind-Blowing Orgasm? Have a Kid. - March 19th 2009, 12:30 PM

Ewwwww I hope her kid never finds out.

That was um... interesting...
   
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Re: Want a Mind-Blowing Orgasm? Have a Kid. - March 19th 2009, 12:31 PM

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Ewwwww I hope her kid never finds out.

Yeah, my first thought to. Imagine growing up knowing you gave your mom an orgasm at birth? *Shudders*





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Re: Want a Mind-Blowing Orgasm? Have a Kid. - March 19th 2009, 03:22 PM

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Re: Want a Mind-Blowing Orgasm? Have a Kid. - March 19th 2009, 03:36 PM

Interesting...I don't think I could cope for 14 hours though.


   
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Re: Want a Mind-Blowing Orgasm? Have a Kid. - March 19th 2009, 06:43 PM

I'd be seriously disturbed if my mother orgasmed while giving birth to me....
And also... 14 hours? Yikes, you'd be exhausted after that, and giving birth at the same time... offt sounds... horrific.


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Re: Want a Mind-Blowing Orgasm? Have a Kid. - March 19th 2009, 06:45 PM

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Re: Want a Mind-Blowing Orgasm? Have a Kid. - March 19th 2009, 07:02 PM

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I know! :confused:

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Re: Want a Mind-Blowing Orgasm? Have a Kid. - March 20th 2009, 01:38 AM

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I'd be seriously disturbed if my mother orgasmed while giving birth to me....
And also... 14 hours? Yikes, you'd be exhausted after that, and giving birth at the same time... offt sounds... horrific.
I can imagine a fourteen hour orgasm would really wear you out. That's... a lot.

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I'd be traumatized. I really do hope the kid never finds out... though it probably will. Ew.
I'm willing to bet the kid will. I'm sure you've seen the videos in biology or in some class at school where the woman is giving birth. Imagine being the baby from that video. I think that might be even worse.


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Re: Want a Mind-Blowing Orgasm? Have a Kid. - March 20th 2009, 01:42 AM

Awww... I was so excited about this, until I read more posts. Perhaps a 14 hour orgasm wouldn't be the best.... Especially with the whole "your baby gave you the best orgasm you've ever had" thing. That's a little gross.


   
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