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Who Would Jesus Vote? - March 31st 2009, 09:34 PM

There was recently a topic on this very forum in which people discussed whether, if Jesus was alive today, he would have voted Democrat or Republican. This got me thinking: if Jesus was voting in Britain rather than the USA, where would he have put his cross on the ballot paper? Would he have voted for one of our two-and-a-half almost identical mainstream parties? Or would he have picked someone a little less mainstream?

Well, now we know. In what I think may be the best, most unintentionally hilarious political ad of all time, the British National Party has claimed divine support in their campaign to rid Britain of non-whites. And in what may be conclusive proof that whichever knuckle-dragging skinhead wrote this ad has no sense of irony, they've used the following quote.

John 15:20

"If they have persecuted me, they will also persecute you."

Did anyone else almost choke on their own tongue upon reading this? I sure did. Still, it's nice to know that they plan to be an equal-opportunity persecutor.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...-campaign.html

Less reputable source, but has a picture:

http://www.ekklesia.co.uk/node/9093
   
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Re: Who Would Jesus Vote? - March 31st 2009, 11:21 PM

Wouldn't jesus know who would win therefore pick the winning side?


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Re: Who Would Jesus Vote? - March 31st 2009, 11:24 PM

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Wouldn't jesus know who would win therefore pick the winning side?
Apparently the BNP don't think so.

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