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Funny-mean christmas poem for y'all! -
December 16th 2011, 09:57 AM
Yes I feel like being mean so tuff!
Merry x'mas 2 you all everyone round the globe fat thin short & tall Santa goes in the category fat And Rudolph stole Santa's red hat So Santa tried to take it back using a carrot-stick and a piece of blu tac The bribery on Ruldolph wouldn't work, So Santa screamed 'YOU BIG FAT JERK' A pixie came along and said "I'll round up a group of elves for a hat-reclaim raid!" So soon came a group of green midget creatures Along with a few angry teachers A teacher said 'give it back or u get detention' But an elves took out a shotgun. He decied to use elimination (doesnt make sense but...) And rudolph screamed "If youpeople try to shoot me I'll just hide behind the christmas tree!" Dasher heard Rudolph, and so did Prancer They joind team Rudolph, and so did Dancer Vixen cried "EVERYONE ATTACK!!!!" So Santa dropped his piece of blu tac ..... someone help me continue this :P |
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December 16th 2011, 04:59 PM
You really sound like you're getting in the Christmas spirit..
This poem doesn't much make sense, but I found it hilarious! Keep writing. You make me laugh 
 I was looking for a breath of life For a little touch of heavenly light But all the choirs in my head say, no oh oh |
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December 17th 2011, 01:07 AM
I love the random hilarity! Awesome poem.
Blackbird singing in the dead of night Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life You were only waiting for this moment to arise. ♥the Beatles  Tumblr |
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December 18th 2011, 05:17 PM
 i love this! its so funny. lol. and i normally hate almost everything to do with christmas, funnny or not :P great job!
username used to be snowstorm promises mean everything, but once they're broken, sorry means nothing. Ill be fine, I swear..... Im just Gone Beyond Repair -Mayday Parade Repose en Paix, Mrs. Radoye♥ ~April 24, 2012~ |
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Meeeeeeeeewrth!
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December 23rd 2011, 03:31 AM
lol thx guys I enjoy being random
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December 23rd 2011, 06:11 PM
well we enjoy reading it xD
username used to be snowstorm promises mean everything, but once they're broken, sorry means nothing. Ill be fine, I swear..... Im just Gone Beyond Repair -Mayday Parade Repose en Paix, Mrs. Radoye♥ ~April 24, 2012~ |
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December 23rd 2011, 11:20 PM
Oh wow, best Christmas poem ever! You just can't top that! Nice job!
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