Hurrah for useless shopping attendants and lop-sided boobs

[LittleMiss]

I'm not really worried or after advice but I just feel like sharing.
Btw, I'm not sure if I can post cup sizes so mods, if you have a problem, edit away.

Today my mum and I went to the department store to get some undies and I decided to get some new bras because I was pretty sure I had gone up a size. (had been a C for a while but might be a D)
My left boob has always been a bit bigger than my right but I discovered that it was now a full cup size bigger. I found that it had actually gone up two sizes to a DD and the right was a D.
I mentioned this to my mother and she just said it was normal to be uneven. Then she looked and exclaimed "wow, they really are, aren't they!"
I dashed off to Bras n things to get a proper fitting and ended up with one attendant trying to convince me I was a D and the other saying I was a C.
Luckily my mother returned and firmly stated that I was definitely a DD. (this was after half an hour of staring at my boobs bulging out of these too small bras.)
To compensatemfor the size difference, we invested in a set of gel 'bunny ears' (aka chicken fillets) by playboy to tuck into the smaller side.

My mother also commented that my boob size is probably from my dad's mum who is I am dismayed to say, ginormous. So, after I have children, I should expect to be an F or a G.

Anyway, anyone else got this problem?

And, any good stories about bra inserts or tips to avoid wardrobe malfunctions with them?

[Alrex]

I dated a girl with 2 cup size difference. I found it attractive that she was totally secure and cool with it.

[Verità]

I have the exact same problems xD It's a pain.

[niente_]

i wouldn't be suprised if i was two different sizes either.

[PandaaPoo]

I have an exciting tale for you! Haha! I have to knot some of the straps on my bras because they are too long and flop around! (only the bras where the buckley thing doesnt go all the way to the front or back) I tried racer back bras, but even they were too loose, and they made me look like I had boobs under my armpits! (BAD TIMES) So, I decided enough is enough, and I went to get a fitting at an old fashioned lingerie shop (LOL.) turns out because of the muscle I have built in my shoulders frome eventing and rugby, my shoulders are now sloping meaning that I feel I need to wear my bra higher than everyone else to compensate for my shoulders, so the straps have to be smaller too!

What a kerfuffle! And likewise, I'm a C on the Left and a D on the right!

[Broken one]

Mine swap around sometimes the left a C and sometimes a B and the same with the right, they're never the same size though

[DeadlySin]

It is normal while still growing to have uneven boobs, but mine aren't as bad as yours.
So i'm sorry to hear about that, I can imagine it's extremely annoying!

I have the same problem...but with zip up boots?
One calf is bigger than the other, so it's like stuffing my fat calf into one while the other just zips. I have big calves in general...but its more muscle.
Either way, it drives me crazy, nearly impossible to find boots that fit both legs.

[LittleMiss]

Also: I found out a few days ago that my boyfriend doesn't like big boobs. I have huge boobs... go figure
I guess it's a boob reduction for me after I have kids. :d