Anyone ever had a funny/embarrassing moment during sex?

[Koharuchan]

One happened to me that was hilarious for both of us.

It was my first time having sex with my current boyfriend. Out in the living room his dad was watching a football game, and it was kinda loud. His dad likes to yell at the tv during games, and right as we started having sex, we heard his dad yell "Yeah, go big boy!" We both started laughing so hard. Pretty interesting memory for our first time!

Has anybody ever had something embarrassing/funny happen to them?

[Acheron]

Everyone who's ever had sex, probably.

Anyway, here's one of mine. Hinted at it in another recent thread, but didn't tell the whole story. I'd arranged to spend an evening with a girl I knew, and we had a hotel room booked for the night. This girl was a bit special, not one of my regular hookups, so I'd decided that I could make the evening even better by not having an orgasm for ten days beforehand. Make our first time together that much more explosive. Anyway, after being at each other the whole evening, we're back in the hotel, I'm lying back on the bed, and she's jerking me off. You know how when a guy's gone a while without ejaculating, he shoots further? Shot myself in the face. My mouth was open.

[Squiggly]

Yes of course lol I'm sure everyone has at least one . One time my fiance and I were at it and I didn't think we were being loud at all but we live in a basement apartment and the people upstairs started banging on the floor right above us and shouted put some tape on her mouth will ya! That was SO embarrassing

[TheBabyEater]

My boyfriend and I are both sitting here trying to decide which moment to discuss and share.

• Well, there was our first time, when we kept missing.
• Then there was one of our first times, when our chests kept making awkward farting noises against each other.
• Then there was the time I first queefed during sex.
• Then there was the time we had sex to the music of Super Smash bros. playing in the background. "FINISH HER"
• Then there were the multiple times we decided to watch Spongebob Squarepants right after sex instead of snuggle.
• Then there were the multiple times his father walked in on us and offered to join.
• Then there were the awkward moments his cats decided to watch us
• Or the awkward moments my dogs walked in and tried to lick things. "Why do you smell like chlorine?"
• Then there were the times when we decided to moan various names of parents, brothers, and video game characters.
• Then there was the first time he tried anal.
• Then there was the first time we had sex during my period. "Well... I just wasn't expecting so much blood"
• And most recently, there was the time I pulled my neck muscle as he flung me off the bed

He just said "That's enough Marissa."

[Sincerely Yours ♥]

Everyone has had embarrassing moments during sex I've had a few. Once, we thought my period was done. Found out part way through that it wasn't. Not sure I'm willing to say any other moments

[Shawn K.]

Guys please tell me I'm not alone. Thirteen at first real boy girl party...two slow songs play...manage to adjust myself after first one....halfway through second song I pop one in my pants. I have really intense orgasms, I loose control often...(she told me later she thought I was having a seizure). I had to excuse myself ...looked like I'd peed myself.

[Le bonheur*]

My dad jiggled the door handle and said "Brittany?", my boyfriend started putting his pants back on and apparently his belt clanged cause my dad said he heard it.

My little sister walked in on us.

Our first time we couldn't "get it in".

He banged his head on my wall.

[Revolution]

Originally Posted by Acheron

Anyway, here's one of mine. Hinted at it in another recent thread, but didn't tell the whole story.

Thank you! That last thread left me hanging.

Originally Posted by Shawn K.

Guys please tell me I'm not alone. Thirteen at first real boy girl party...two slow songs play...manage to adjust myself after first one....halfway through second song I pop one in my pants. I have really intense orgasms, I loose control often...(she told me later she thought I was having a seizure). I had to excuse myself ...looked like I'd peed myself.

You're def not the first guy this has happened to, since I have had multiple guys I've been with along with my boyfriend have it happen. Don't worry about it, just excuse yourself discretely and be cool about it. She usually is going to be respectful, since she knows this happens. Or at least I am.

Marissa and Haru-Yours are the best. I love the funny music in the background. xD So fitting!

I really don't have a terribly funny one. There was a time where we were having sex in the shower and his mom came home earlier than we expected. We heard the garage door opening so, like ninjas, ran as fast as we could putting our clothes on. As she came upstairs, he came out of the bathroom like "Hey, just showered." and when she was downstairs eating lunch I came out and just joined him watching tv. She came up later and said hi and that she didn't see me before and I was so embarassed. I really like his mom, but I knew she knew exactly what happened.

[RobbieFox]

The funniest one for me is when we did anal xD It was a quicky before we headed out to the store.. So when we were in the store, you know how women queef... well it was like an unexpected loud fart in the store xD

[Nicole!]

For some reason once me and my boyfriend kept on missing as well, it just wouldn't go in and it too forever. But all was well afterwards, but it was pretty funny

[Sincerely Yours ♥]

Oh! Just remembered one. One time, we were in the middle of it & getting pretty loud. We didn't notice the time & apparently his sister was home for a while, but we didn't notice until she knocked asking my boyfriend for his phone charger He slid it under the door, but I was too embarrassed to continue

[esfdhtfy]

Heh, so my boyfriend and I were having sex once. I don't remember what we were doing exactly, but the way he was...entering me, must have blocked some kind of air in my...yeah. So, for the next minute or so, my "downstairs" was making farting-like noises. Once it started, my boyfriend noticed, started laughing, and then pushed on my stomach. As he did so, the farting continued.

[TheBabyEater]

Originally Posted by PurpleMustang

Heh, so my boyfriend and I were having sex once. I don't remember what we were doing exactly, but the way he was...entering me, must have blocked some kind of air in my...yeah. So, for the next minute or so, my "downstairs" was making farting-like noises. Once it started, my boyfriend noticed, started laughing, and then pushed on my stomach. As he did so, the farting continued.

This. It happens to me a lot when we try out complicated position. Oh the every so lovely queef. At first my boyfriend and I couldn't stop laughing. Now we tend to ignore it, and if it persists he just pushes on my abdomen and it all comes out at once and stops. lol

[Koharuchan]

Just two days ago I was at my boyfriend's house, and we were having some fun. We'd finished having sex, but he stayed in me while he played with my boobs a little. After a few seconds I had to cough, and when I did my muscles kinda contracted and pushed him straight out of me. He looked down and said "What the hell?!"

Another one was probably the first time I laughed during sex with my current boyfriend. I can't remember why I laughed, but he started laughing hard. I asked him what was so funny, and he said when I laugh while he's in me I tighten up a lot and it feels good for him. This made me laugh even harder, and he started laughing, and we both just kept laughing like crazy and couldn't stop.

Yet another one. This was horrible. My boyfriend's dad LOVES to tease him. It was Christmas Eve, and we were having some fun. I had made him some home made brownies that morning and took them over with me. Anyway, we had finished our foreplay and he was completely hard, and we started the fun. After about 10 seconds there was a knock on the door, his dad. Jon yelled "What do you want?" His dad said to come here for a minute, and Jon just said "I'm busy, what do you need?!" Again, his dad said he needed him and to come to the door. Jon got up, put his clothes back on, and I laid under the blankets. His dad knew very well what we were doing in there. His dad said "I want some of the brownies you've got in there." ...I practically yelled Are you F***ING kidding me?!" His dad laughed his ass off, and Jon gave him his brownie. He'd lost his boner and it didn't come back for a while. We were pissed.

[metalheadjessus]

I've bashed my head on a headboard.
Had a condom come off inside me so i've had to do the walk of shame to the bathroom to fish it out, but to be fair; that was more awkward than amusing. I was not happy in the slightest when it happened again for a second time in that very hour!
Laughing hysterically during.
Don't even get me started on squealching and queefing!

[niente_]

- One of my boyfriends was really going for it and managed to put his toe right through the sheets and ripped a big hole in them ... that was fun explaining to mum!
- Same boyfriend, we thought we were home alone so I felt free to make as much noise as I wanted ... turns out my mum WAS in ...
- A different boyfriend, we were having sex in his house at night trying to be quiet, his bed was next to the curtains. One of us (we always disagreed on who :P) managed to roll on to the bottom of one of the curtains and pulled the whole curtain down, including the rail off the wall. Again, fun trying to explain that to his mum.
- The first time I slept with my current boyfriend the condom slipped off inside me and he had to get it out for me.
- Current boyfriend again, we were having sex and a workman knocked on his door (he lives in student flats), he said he was done and he was going now, so my boyfriend had to shout "Thanks, bye" etc whilst he was doing me. It must have been quite clear to the poor guy what we were doing.

There the ones from the top of my head ... but I've had all the funny noises and stuff before as well.

[reddevil18]

Had loads but will only post one for now
Me and my GF were home alone so we went up the bed room and started getting it on being very loud as were not home alone often and struggle to stay quiet usually so we could just let go. When we were done we both led down together and after a few moments i heard music playing, asked her if she left music on and she hadnt and nither had i. Went down stairs to find her dad white as a sheet mumbling to himself "im cant hear that" over and over again xD

[Hollifire]

I think mine was probably when my fiance and I were having sex one time & one of our cats came into the bedroom & jumped on his back and just laid there as he was thrusting, haha.

[Pelios]

My boyfriend and his brother live together in an apartment so one time we decided to try it in the in the living room next to the enterence. So we were really into it that we didn't hear the car of his brother and next thing you know his brother with his girlfriend in the door standing there and his brother just said "don't worry we'll take the bedroom" and proceeded with his girlfriend to his room. Obviously it was more than enough to ruin the mood so we dressed up and went for some tacos.

[Babycakes]

One time I was really really really drunk.. And right before we drank my friend was like "don't get limp dick" - What is limp dick? - Your dick goes limp from too much alcohol consumption. ANYWAYS, I was like in the middle of getting a blowjob, and I started thinking about what my friend said.. and just the thought of it, gave me a limp dick.
I thankfully saved myself and said I had to go to the bathroom, but DAMN was it awkward.

[DeadlySin]

I have a few

-With the guy I lost my virginity too, the third time we were messing around. (We weren't together at the time) but, we were using strawberry lube, and a banana condom. And as I was...ehm...blowing him he made the comment "wow my junk smells like a fruits basket". I laughed and choked on his junk.
-Then my first (and only) one night stand, he called me Marie in the morning...My name is Bridget...that's not even close. I got my clothes and left. -___- So that's more annoying but funny to think about now.

With my currently boyfriend....
-We were messing around and I had one of those intense moments, jumped and hit my head on the wall. Then was laughing and hit my elbow on the other wall. I was crying and laughing and he didn't know what to do.
-Another time he bit my ass cheek and I wasn't expecting it, so I heeled him in the neck. O_o LOL
-We were sleeping together...like actually sleeping. And of course he was hard in the morning. He turned to be all cute and cuddly then I felt his junk against my back, wasn't expecting it, and screatched...loudly. My mom heard
-Then....he was using a vibrator on me while we were watching corpse bride. He hit the super sensitive spot and I basically jumped off his lap and fell on the floor.

Comment by my mother
"I can tell when you two are having sex cause it's the only time you actually shut up at night."
I talk really loud and apparently I make less noise during sex

[Jaguar]

We were having sex with me on top on the edge of a twin bed and when she had her big moment she thrust up so hard and fast I lost my balance and fell out on the floor. Her roommate came in after the big crash and said, "What happened?"

One time before shared an apartment with another girl we were at her place and her 10 y/o sister just opened the door and came in to borrow her hair curler and looked at us and said, "Wow, you guys are like rabbits!"

[bitesize]

We've had the awkwardness of pets walking in and wanting to get involved, accidental injuries, nearly getting walked in on (or walked up on, in more public places...).

This doesn't technically involve sex,but a couple of weeks ago my boyfriend and I were at my friend's 21st, which was in his house. We were a bit drunk and looking for a room to, well, fool around in basically, and as my friends family were upstairs we crept into his stepdad's empty downstairs study. We'd only been in there a moment when the light went on and and his stepdad walked in....oops!! We immediately ducked down behind a table at the end of the room, presuming he'd just get something and then leave again, but with despair we heard him sit down and open a newspaper.......!! We stayed hidden behind the table at the end of the room for about twenty minutes and I could NOT stop laughing, my poor terrified boyfriend. Eventually my friend walked in to ask his stepdad if he could get something from the end of the room.....his face when he glanced down and saw of the two of us trapped in agonised silence on the floor was hilarious. But he managed to lure away said stepdad so that we could sneak out and back into civilisation.............was definitely one for the grandkids

[Koharuchan]

This one happened 2 days ago. My boyfriend was a little tired, so I got on top. Usually I'm on the bottom because I don't really like being on top, and I'm not very good at it, but he likes being on the bottom so I figured meh, whatever. I was teasing him going up and down really slow, and he started thrusting up a little harder. He thrust up too hard, and...he has a bunk bed. My head hit the metal bars.

This one is probably only funny to us, but after we finished having sex a while back we started cuddling and I looked by his computer and we noticed the teddy bear I gave him for Christmas was staring at us. O.o

Another time we were doing foreplay. This was around when we first started getting sexual, and I hadn't been in a sexual relationship for 2 years. He fingered me a lot, and it wasn't very bright in the room so he didn't notice, but he licked his finger after he was done, then said "Wait...this tastes like..." We turned on the light and his fingers had blood on them. It wasn't my period, he had cut me and I bled for a little while.

This one just embarassed the hell out of me. Our first time messing around, I gave him a huge hickey just below his collarbone, near his shoulder so it wouldn't be seen when he went to school. I was wrong; that hickey was like a trophy to him. My ex, Frank, is his best friend, and he's also one of my best friends too. He called me that afternoon and said "Oh my god, Haru! Are you a freaking vampire or something?!" When I asked him what he was talking about, he told me Jon showed him his hickey. Apparently he also showed it off to his brother, and some other guy friends. I was embarassed at first, but I don't care anymore. :P

[escape_thereal_world]

Nothing major has really happened to us

One time he farted during sex...sex quickly ended. haha

Another time, I was just in a really giddy mood, so no matter what he did, I would start laughing. Finally, he started laughing because I was crying from laughing. Sex was ruined, but we had a fun night laughing!

And then one time on the futon, we were trying to have sex, but every time he would thrust, there was a very loud clang. Sex ended...but we moved to the bedroom and were able to continue

And one time, I was giving him a hand job when one of our ferrets decided to see what I was doing...Surprised yelling from the boyfriend as he jumped to his feet, and me on the floor laughing hysterically. What was the ferret doing now? ...Licking her lips... rofl (she didn't actually touch him, it was just hilarious she was licking her lips due to the circumstances)

[MacGuffin]

There are some pretty funny moments when it comes to sex.

I think one of my favorites is one time my boyfriend and I were having some pretty rough sex. He asked me to say something filthy and I blurted out "I love you" instead. Totally killed everything, but it was really funny.

My other favorite occurred when we were having sex one night. He was on top of me and we were both going at it when suddenly I squirted. That's not unusual in and of itself; I do that a lot. What was absolutely hilarious about it was the fact that somehow I managed to squirt both him and myself in the face. To this day I have no idea how that happened, but it was pretty funny.

[theemodancer]

i think my most embarrassing moment was all at one party, everyone was drinking and it was all couples at the party so everyone was claiming rooms, me and my bf took my buddies sisters room little did we know everyone else had thrown their purses in that room. we were going at it having some of the most amazing sex id had in awhile when a girl walked in and saw us completly naked going at it. she said im sorry and left and we could hear her tell everyone left in the kitchen about it. we decided to keep going thinking noone would come bug us then even knowing we were in their another girl came in walked towards her purse and was like dont mind me keep going. i couldnt do it anymore. sex deff stopped after that.

then this is a funny moment for his best friend. that same night me and my bf were woke up at like 3 am by squeaking of a bed then we heard his buddy mention that he wanted pizza rolls they got up made pizza rolls ate then went back to his room and went back at it. i deff could not stop laughing

[susan s]

Once with my ex BF we were out driving around in his car with not much to do. So we decided to go "parking" so we find this nice area that was kinda secluded and we started to do the stuff girls and guys do in a parked car in a dark spot.LOL anyway we saw a woman walk by us with her dog. We kept still and waited for her to pass and didnt think much of it. About 20 mins later a flashlight is shining in the window and holly shit it was a cop! He asks my bf for his license and when he sees where he lives he tells him "your a long ways from home, better get going" or something like that. Anyway we got going and going fast!

[Ryan1]

I was going down on my girlfriend at the time and my older brother walks in, all he had to say was "Okayyy" she was so embarrassed, I didn't really care it was my brother he's a good guy.

[Koharuchan]

Okay, this one didn't happen during sex, but it's freaking hilarious.

A little over a month ago, I was with my boyfriend, he had been put in the hospital in ICU. He was very sick and very weak from blood loss, so he had difficulty moving around too much. On the 3rd day in the hospital with him, nurses brought him towels and washcloths so he could get a shower. We both knew he wasn't going to be able to do that on his own, So I helped him wash. After we were done, I opened the bathroom door and went to the table by his bed to get the new gown and pants they'd brought. I went back to the bathroom and was trying to get his pants on him. Just as I'd gotten the pants over his...you know a nurse burst into the room. The bathroom door was open, he was shirtless and I had a grip on his pants. She was like and I quickly said "Uh, he's getting a shower!" The nurse quickly left the room before I could even finish the sentence. I was so embarrased! Looking back, we just laugh at the nurse's expression when she saw us. All he had to say at the time was "At least my pants were up and not down."