[Horsefeathers.]

Hey Cynthia! It's great to have you here. I'm Chess. You'll probably see me around the site; I've been here like forever and I just can't get enough of the place.
You seem to be having no trouble finding your way around (and you had the lovely Christabel send you your first VM ) so I doubt you have any questions, but feel free to get in touch if you ever do.
I really like what you've done with your profile; it's so bright and sunshiny and makes me feel happy. I also like how you matched it with your avatar and location. You have a cool sense of style.
Anyway. I should get going now, but welcome again. I look forward to seeing you around and I hope you end up becoming addicted to the site like the rest of us.