You are such a selfish, goddamn, motherfucking idiot. How could you do this to us? Your own family. You didn't even tell us yourself! We got a message forwarded to us from your poor soon-to-be-ex wife, who, by the way, we all feel you ROYALLY fucked over in this entire situation. You say you're not running away but I call bullshit. You're running from your family because you know that we won't stand for your crap. You're a coward. So go. Go to Columbia, or wherever else in the world you want to go, but in the end I think you'll end up regretting it. At least I hope you do.

I'm your fucking Big Sis, remember? Who is going to be my little bro?