[Kate*]

You'll probably figure out eventually that I have 2 jobs. I'm not stupid enough to tell you, but it's kind of common sense at this point. ANY counteroffers WILL be put in WRITING before I change ANYTHING. I'm onto your bullshit, and I'm beyond over it.

And now you might not be leaving. YOU are the reason people are QUITTING in DROVES. But I doubt you'll ever acknowledge that, even if you manage to figure it out. And NO I'm not the only one who knows you were the WRONG person for the promotion in the first place.

7 postings in less than 24 hours is not a coincidence. Maybe everyone else has figured out you aren't going anywhere.