[Kate*]

It's almost guaranteed that you'll change your mind, or you lied to me, or you meant something else. You really shouldn't say things in writing if I can figure out within seconds of looking at the schedule that they're not going to happen that way. Maybe I'll get lucky and she'll go in too. Or maybe at least one of them won't be there, and that's why I can go in. But, luckily I've prepared myself, and I wanted to talk to you about it anyway.