[losing touch.]

oooh, i have lots..

~ whenever they ask a question say, 'sorry.. what was that?..' let them repeat it and then say, 'oh sorry i wasn't listening.. what was that again?' and repeat..

~ whenever the teacher says anything, ask 'why?'..

~ click your pen constantly

~ make paper airplanes and launch them at people across the classroom

~ ask your teacher about their love life..

~ put lots of sexual innuendos in your essays..

~ bring food and start eating it half way through class. when the teacher looks at you say 'oh, do you want some?' and when they say.. 'no, please put it away..' carry on eating and say.. 'good cos you can't have any.' and smile

~ when they teacher is telling you off, start laughing at them.

~ ask a completely unrelated question to your lesson.. the weirder the better. and when they ask why you're asking this say 'i was just wondering..'

a personal favourite of mine..

~ when the teacher is facing the board or walks out of the classroom switch seats with someone near you and see if they notice.. and do it again all through the lesson.