Hear something funny today (or whenever) out in public? You can overhear some really odd stuff sometimes. Do you have any funny quotes from such things?
E.g. (Taken from overheard at Warwick's facebook group)
Quote:
"Do gay people celebrate Christmas?"
"nah bruv, naah. they're like the Chinese, innit"
"true dat..."
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"great now I'm the perv who touches himself in the library"
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Quote:
Girl 1: "...and then, OMG, they had a tree solo."
Girl 2: "what? a TREE? solo? like T-R-E-E?"
Girl 1: "yeah, what else did you think it was?"
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"Are you saying that you have magically moral nipples?"
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