Well you can at least be thankful that you don't live in Topeka, Kansas
"For Ignorance killed the cat, Curiosity was framed." -Caitlin McGrath
"For this thing we call failure is not the falling down, but the staying down." -Mary Pickford
"But the music's so happy!" -Little Sally: Urinetown
"If our own policies aren't supporting equality then what are we fighting for?"- Kathy Griffin