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Re: Pranks? -
August 31st 2010, 11:11 PM
plant cress in their carpet. ideally so that when it grows it spells out a word
go into one of their rooms and turn their furniture upside down. in the same places, just upside down!
move all their furniture into the bathroom.
steal the left shoe of every pair of shoes you can find.
buy lots of milk, put it someplace in your flat and let it go off. Every day change their milk for your out-of-date milk. This is especially epic if you keep it up for weeks.
... hide prawns somewhere in their room. preferably a warm place.
(RAH)² + (AH)³ + RO(MA + MAMA) + (GA)² + OOH + (LA)² = Bad Romance
Religion is like a penis.
It's fine to have one.
It's fine to be proud of it.
But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around.
And PLEASE don't try and shove it down my throat.
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