-I ran into a tree with a fourwheeler and broke my wrist.
-Put on 2 different shoes and was out in public before I noticed.
-Was doing a backflip on a trampoline and landed on my head
-Was running tripped and rolled down a hill
-I walked up some stairs fell got back went up 2 more stairs and fell on my face
-Was trying to reach for somebody and ended up depantsing them and taking their underwear down with them. Boy did I get a face full!