[star_crossd]

"Can't read my
Can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face...."
--Poker Face, by Lady Gaga

and

"Anorexic beauty queen with panty lines so toxic
Flowers painted on her back
Centerfold erotic
She's had a gram, a shot, a slam, enough to start a riot
Everybody wants a piece
But only I'm invited
Oooh I know you're out of it
Oooh I know you want it
She f*cks like a star
All the way to the top
Mess with your head
Make you want it
F*cks like a star
So rated R
You'll do anything
Because she f*cks like a star, f*cks like a star"
--F*cks Like A Star, by Porcelain and the Tramps