There are blogs on this website? What? How come I didn't notice this before? Okay. All the other times I've tried to write a blog that wasn't a 'tumblr' blog, I have failed. We can attempt this one, but it will probably just be an embarrassing failure.

So... let's see what happened today. I woke up and had to go to the dentist. The dentist cleaned my teeth and asked "Have any of your teeth been bothering you?" and I lied and said "No." So then they announced I...