Silly Bans

[mindflower]

I ban you because Bacon is great However, not hungry for bacon.
Cinnamon Rolls, Vanilla Latte, Chili, and Ramen all sound so good right now....
So I ban you for that

[Jordioa18]

I ban you because I just ate and about to do homework in more than half an hour, I'll be back 2 hours after I begin with working :P

[mindflower]

I ban you because I'm about to eat lunch, in like, 20 minutes, ick school food

[Jordioa18]

I ban you because I read somewhere that prison food is more nutritious than school food

[mindflower]

I ban you because that's disgusting

[Jordioa18]

I ban you because don't shoot the messenger :P

[i_like_black]

I ban you because I've heard similar things about school lunches in the US and UK.

I ban you because you're still a pretty little princess.

[Amorphous.]

I ban you because you should get a Tumbleur!!!!!!!!!!!! .

[i_like_black]

I ban you because why, Hamed, why did you spell it "tumbleur"?

I ban you because I don't know how to work a tumblr. I feel like a grandpa.

[Lamia]

I ban you because I'll teach you!

And also, green buddieeesssss (no pun intended )

I ban you because we're Buddy Buddies.

And also, I created a Tumblr.

[Lamia]

Originally Posted by Christabel

I ban you because we're Buddy Buddies.

And also, I created a Tumblr.

I ban you because you should PM me the address, and I'll PM you mine

I ban you because I can't figure it out.

[Lamia]

Originally Posted by Christabel

I ban you because I can't figure it out.

I ban you because uh oh! Google it?

[i_like_black]

I ban you because I took a while to figure it out, unfortunately, I am now addicted to it . . .

I ban you for being a cupcake. Think about it... You won't figure it out because... I haven't figured it out yet.

[Lamia]

I ban you because of Jess is a cupcake, you must be a bagel.

No, I don't get it either.

I ban you because if I'm a bagel you must be cream.

[i_like_black]

I ban you because I want a BLT bagel now.

I ban you because I want ice cream.

[i_like_black]

I ban you because I get paid tomorrow and I have to decide between Subway and McDonald's

(Both sound equally delicious.)

[Amorphous.]

I ban you because Subway wins any day for me . Also because fish and chips is on the menu today . My Mummy made it .

[i_like_black]

I ban you because I'm having chicken with mayo for dinner. Accompanied by whatever else I can be bothered cooking.

I ban you because when I cook, it does not end well.

[i_like_black]

I ban you because I couldn't cook until I had my own kitchen - I used to freak out when people were watching me and as a result I'd ruin the food.

[Amorphous.]

I ban you because before way back before I was born, my Mum was pregnant with me and she had to have an appointment at the hospital to get checked out, whatever pregnancy doctors do LOL. Anyways, my two sisters were at home and my Dad had to cook lunch for them...

He completely obliterated the front of the kitchen, a MAJOR fire . He has never cooked since .

I ban you because this is why men need to learn to cook too. Not only ladies named Betty should cook.

Oh and I pushed the pretty button with an F followed by "ollow".

[i_like_black]

I ban you because I have never set fire to a kitchen . . .

[Amorphous.]

I ban you because I am applying for staff and sheesh man, it's a friggin' marathon LOL, I have written I think like 2,000 words already and I am half way through the first scenario .

[Temperance]

I ban you because goodbyes might be in order...

[i_like_black]

I ban you because I want fizzy.

[Amorphous.]

I ban you because I am so nervous for two hours later . Councelling countdown . Wish my luck! .

[i_like_black]

I wish you luck, as your nerves seem to be affecting your ability to type coherently

I ban you because I gotta start learning to drag myself out of bed.

[Amorphous.]

I ban you because it's pretty easy, when you wake up, you grab one arm with another, put your left foot in a cross, nod your head and realise you look like an idiot doing that .

I ban you because that was amazing... You should write an article on how to do that.

[i_like_black]

I ban you because I'm exhaustificated.

[Storyteller.]

I ban you because I feel like I've been absent from this thread for too long. Did anyone miss me?