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RHYMING RELIGION. - February 10th 2013, 01:57 AM
THIS IS FOR YOU, CHESS!


Rhyming Religion.

*Sang in low screamo voice*

RHYMING RELIGION. It is the very best kind. It screws with your minds. It tears down your blinds.

It will make you pray, and break down and saaaaaay "RHYMING RELIGION" it feeds all the pigeons...

*Rapper voice*

So, yo, hey, hey, hey. I don't know what to say so I'm gonna keep saying "Hey" till you break down and say:

I AM A RAINBOW AND I LIKE TO MOW-MOW JUST LIKE YOUUUUUU. AND I SMEELLLL FLOWERS IN YOUR SHOWER, YEAH!


SO SING RHYMING RELIGION and feed all the pigeons, and replace your wig because it fell off when you were singing in joy, so now you look like a boy!




THE END GOODBYE. Copyright of Laura and Chess.


Take as long as you need.
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Re: RHYMING RELIGION. - February 10th 2013, 02:01 AM
Words cannot describe how epic this is. It's the best thing ever. I love you.

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Re: RHYMING RELIGION. - February 10th 2013, 02:06 AM
Well that's awesome. That made me laugh.

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You need to get up, gotta keep your head up
Look at the people all around you
The way you feel is something everybody goes through
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Re: RHYMING RELIGION. - February 10th 2013, 06:02 AM
This makes no sense, but it made me laugh. Nice.
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Re: RHYMING RELIGION. - February 10th 2013, 06:08 AM
Thank you for making me chuckle more than once.




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