HE DOESN'T HAVE THE BALLS TO KILL THE LOBSTER HE WAS EATING?

MY MOM DID IT FOR MY DAD HE JUST EATS IT HE DOESN'T COOK IT BUT YES HUG ME.

OMG YOUR DAD KILLED A LOBSTER IN FRONT OF YOU?! NO WONDER YOU CRIED YOU POOR CHILD LET ME HUG YOU.

I NAMED THE FIRST LOBSTER I SAW MY DAD EAT HENRY AND THEN IT GOT PUT IN THE POT AND SQUEALED AND OH MY GOD I CRIED.

When I heard about the whole still alive thing? Yeah.
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I PUT YOU IN A POT TO BOIL? Evil cooks. I refuse to eat lobster. I know it won't make any difference to anything but it's the whole idea. Same reason I won't eat haggis: I know what they put in it.

oh my god that's sad.

Did you cry the first time you heard a lobster being cooked because I did.

OH! Yeah they do. xD Sorry I was thinking about how they're kept in tanks cause they need the water and stuff.

When I was a kid (maybe... 5?) my next door neighbour had a lobster in a kiddie pool in the back garden. He showed it to me. Then one day it was just gone.
It wasn't until years later I realised that lobster wasn't just a pet.

Don't they catch lobsters in cages?

Like a lobster?

Do people lock lobsters in cages and force them to procreate? Then the lobsters decide they're bored and eat the people?

This sounds like a horror movie.

YES OH MY GOD.

LIKE A LOBSTER.