Skittle Minion I see.

It was sooo weird! I was like LOL

ew I hate jell-o with a passion ew ew. But here we have spread jelly, jam, and preserves.

OHHHH DEZ YOU BAD. YOU SPAMMING. BAD.

Well that depends what jam is for you. Cause you call jelly that fruit stuff you put on sandwiches right? For us that's jam. And jelly is the wobbly stuff that I'm pretty sure you call jello.
That's because they ARE crisps.

HAHAHAH HOLY SHIT I WAS KICKED FROM CHAT FOR FLOODING OH MY GOD CHAT KICKED ME

I didn't even spam! I was ranting to Josh, plus my computer is lagging, so everything kind of posted at once so it was like lolz flooding bye.

Pavement's kind of something different here. More the road itself, if it's not being called 'road.'
But jam is also jam. Jelly and jam are also different? I prefer jam, actually.
Funny enough, Pringles and some other chips, the serving size will say "crisps."

YOU DESTROYED IT WITH YOUR SIDEWALKS AND JELLY AND CHIPS. PAVEMENT. JAM. CRISPS.

WE IMPROVED IT.

WE INVENTED THE LANGUAGE. THEREFORE WE WIN.

PSH IT IS ALL OF YOU THAT ARE WEIRD.

AMERICA DOES EVERYTHING WEIRD.

AMERICA DOES GOSH DARNIT.