None of them? That's rather a large balls-up.

Don't worry though, you're not alone. When I was on holiday with my family a couple of weeks ago we were staying in this hotel because we're friends with the owner, Michael. So we cut through the bar to get to reception where Michael's daughter Lucy, who is about my age, was sitting. I pulled the door and it didn't move, so I pulled the other door, and it didn't move either. Lucy was staring at me like I was crazy and I was trying to mime that I thought the door was locked when my little brother walked by me, pushed the door open, and walked through while everyone else looked at me like I was an idiot.

ALL DOORS NEED A PUSH/PULL STICKER ON THEM.
Ohhhh I love pasta. Especially with garlic bread. Nommmmm.
Good!
