Who in the heck calls them "quotation marks"?

QUOTATION MARKS DAMMIT YOU NON AMERICANS. xD

Usually I call them speech marks, but Chess is such a grammar nut I thought I should give them the right name. It's the little " " you put when you quote something.

What the fuck is an inverted comma?

It's way better than "Clue"! It sounds so much cooler.
If we did that we'd still be arguing over who won. This way we both won a game each and therefore we are both awesome.

What the heck kind of name is Cluedo.

LOL, you two should have played a tie breaker game!

Clue? What the heck kind of name is that? It's Cluedo.
Last time I played it was with my friend, we played two games. She won the first but she won so fast I said she cheated. I won the second but we both had the answer, I just got there first because I was lucky enough to get a card that said "Dumbledore's Pass: Dumbledore grants you the chance to go anywhere on the board." so I went to the trapdoor and won. She said I cheated.
It was a very heated argument but we eventually decided that if we both cheated, then we still both won a game each by default so there was no point in arguing.

I think Cluedo is just called Clue here in America, LOL. It's weird how it's called Cluedo over there.

I want to play the HP oneee.

Same The cover of GoF is taped on and the spine of PoA is wrecked because of how I used to read it, it was my favourite.
I do have this awesome game, Mystery at Hogwarts. It's like Cluedo except it's at Hogwarts. You need to guess the culprit, the spell they used, the victim, and which teacher witnessed it. Once you've worked it out you need to get to Fluffy's trap door where the cards are and make a guess. But there's a twist! There is a game piece that's a ghost that any player can use any part of their dice roll on. If the ghost goes on to the same square as you, you go back to the starting point.
It's pretty different to Cluedo but the idea is the same. I love it.

I have all physical books. My HP7 book is destroooooyed omg.