Just got out of bed, have to post this now.

Last night I lit a fire in our recycling bin. Excellent to watch. Needless to say, the bin is no more. My flatmate called the fire service, the police, the crisis team, and Leisa.

The police said if they were called back I would be arrested for reckless endangerment but at that time they weren't going to do anything. The fire service said that at least there was nothing malicious about the fire - as in, I wasn't trying to...