Acheron Offline

I'm a master at lying. I was tell you the truth.
And I wasn't going for subtle either. I'll trick you eventually

Pffft, I don't adore you. You're just cute

Try it, then send me a picture

riiiiiiiiiiiiiight

You know that you'd be lost without it.

I know your college and your university and your year and your subject and your age.
I could stalk you if I wanted to

Good answer.

And that expression would be why you are adorable

Shush you. I wouldn't be seen dead in a check shirt or hiking boots unless I was actually going hiking. It's not easy at all!

I don't go to TH meets

I knew it. You can't fool me

You looking cute and harmless? Reallllly?

Slightly creepy, but sure
Makes you sound a bit like a shark.

Sighhhh

I have to tell you, this is kind of what you look like in my head



<3 Sorry! Can't help my imagination

SO NERVOUS about my girly date tomorrow... just done my nails, not sure what to wear.




although after spending about 8 hours in the library today I can tell you everything you need to know about contraception and STI's,
frankly it's enough to put anyone of heterosexual sex.