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My mum wanted to make a salad and I love cucumber salad, so I decided to make a sacrifice. I watched a German movie called "Schweinskopf al dente", it was really good, but they kept showing pizza and I got really hungry. What did you do tonight? Have you become man of the match again since we last talked?

Now that we are talking your life will be very exciting again I'm going to the movies in a few minutes and earlier in the day I went to the grocery store to buy a single cucumber

Pretty good, how about you?

that's good. I have been better and have been worse

Me too, sleep well and remember to get up early to save the world in your tight spandex

So do I and I'm telling you it doesn't

Then they'll bit me and I'll turn into spiderwoman and laugh at you in your tight spandex outfit All because of a single fly

The freaking thing has been living with me for days send help please

A fly that loves to sit on my screen just crawled over your profile picture, that fly is me

You have no idea what you just agreed to