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Of course my definition of tropical island holiday is me laying in a beach chair on your freshly mowed lawn while you serve me cocktails

Really? Can I come over for a tropical island holiday?

That's nice, I have a friend who has a heated pool and it's such a convenient invention considering you can go in no matter how the weather is. Isn't it supposed to rain all the time in London?
My friend just left and I don't really have anything else planned for today, yay for holidays

I know, right? What are you up to today?

Aw, thanks! Same goes for you, I hope you're aware of that
I went to a sushi place with my friends and my fortune cookie said "stop searching forever, happiness is right next to me", which is very motivating Have you recovered from mowing the lawn yet?

I'm awesome (mood-wise, not as a person), what about you?

hey how are you

It sounds like you're showing off your body way more frequently than you're willing to admit

They are jealous, obviously

I don't doubt that, but middle aged men might feel differently about your naked upper body