Daylight savings is a stupid idea. I mean, not that I'm going to lose any sleep over it, that's not my nature. But it's a damned stupid concept. Let's move an hour, to make the days seem longer! You know what? Let's not. The only thing we change is the damn clocks. Cows still need milking at the same time, etcetera, etcetera. It's just a stupid idea. And we have a weirdly long daylight-saving period here since a couple of years ago, when they decided to shift the changes from roughly March and labour-weekendish...

Gets out of bed at 07:50am, decides it's too frigging cold, goes back to bed, and eventually breakfasts around 10:00am.

The weather threatens, so she has not gone to the gym, but oh, she wants to - she just doesn't want to get soaked in transit. She misses her car.

She desperately wants to poop, but the last couple of times, her flatmate has gone into the toilet straight after her, and said, "woah, did you do a shit?", even though she has used toilet-spray...